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EXTRA-TIME MULTI-THREAD GO!!!!Soz, I felt left out.
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 10:17,
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At least this bit was saved from Al the deleterb3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2035879
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 10:18,
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Baldy
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 10:27,
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i trink so too(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 10:33,
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Thats a great post you have saved there double HI would guess it was written by a person of great wit
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+ and modesty (
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 11:08,
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I heard he is damn sexy and all the ladies dig himBit like Shaft but white
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*swoons*(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 11:23,
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Would have been funnier and more fitting with the Shaft reference
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 11:32,
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not really, it's your mortal enemyYou will never sleep again.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 10:36,
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Aw man, what'd you call me that for?I aint dun nuffink to you
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 10:40,
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CUT YOUR EARS OFF TOO THEN HAVE YA(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 10:54,
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*hears a faint noise on the wind, sounds familiar**ponders*
*sniffs*
Hmm....smells like....hipster rage?
*looks around*
Good! Looks like no-one else noticed. I heard it first!
*struts*
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 11:14,
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What the fuck is wrong with googleI typed it in and the images appeared before I even hit return. What happened to safe search?
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Did you know that Enyzme is a nullo?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 10:44,
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wtf is a nullo?i picture it to be like a ken doll, totally smooth between the legs? and no, i ain't clicking that shit.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 10:49,
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Me too Al The DeleterDavid Cameron is gonna be fucking livid
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 10:44,
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*shakes head*(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 10:50,
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rory is al the deleterthe real al is just a part time deleter
that is all
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 10:53,
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You're Al The DeleterNo-one else has ever been called this apart from in swipes head
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 10:56,
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^^ Beenie Man ^^(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 10:56,
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????I blame tangledupinblue for all this
DAMN YOU SHERLOCK TANGLES, DAMN YOU AND YOU@RE QUITTING WAYS!!!
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 10:55,
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rory is king of the sockpuppetsone of his sockpuppets was the pop up deleter. another is mr yer yer donkeyfuck.
rory cunningly tried to blame this on al.
al does not help himself with his own deleting habits of doom.
therefore al got the blame for a while. and rory would have gotten away with it, if it hadn't been for that pesky swipe...
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 10:58,
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poor old bert, formerly of this parishhe's dead now
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 11:15,
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Even though your thread was really good I'm posting in this one,it's a bit like swimming you only tend to use the top of the water
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 10:29,
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Right, the thing is, is Enzyme actually a nulloor is this something that people started saying after he went off on one of his simultaneously dull and patronising student philosophy rants about how not having genitals would free you from base, animalistic behaviour or something?
Because let me tell you, I'm a big fan of base, animalistic behaviour and if he's slagging it off, I'll kick him right hard in the pelvis where his ballbag used to be!
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Kroney, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 10:54,
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OK I made it up - but he might be one?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 10:56,
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Ah well, I'm pretty sure he's been chemically neutered after he boned his sister, anyway.(
Kroney, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 10:58,
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b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post861894
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 11:03,
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Oooh look, Bartleby's well into that thread. Who'd have thunk it?(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 11:05,
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Yeah, that's the thread.Basically a long argument trying to morally justify rubbing his nullo scars against his sisters' flaps.
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Kroney, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 11:05,
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Oh fucking hell.This from fat sex pest Porkylips.
' If we are honest it is only a hangover fron days of yore when religious control was absolute. It is really only a moral\ethical issue and as such meaningless in real terms. '
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 11:06,
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I don't really find it meaningless, but then I only have a brother.I'm not under the sexy temptation that these poor guys are.
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Kroney, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 11:09,
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It's OK, I was just about to get to you admitting to wanting to fuck your siblings.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post862218
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 11:14,
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I don't see how you got that out of that post.As that post repeats that it's wrong over and over again.
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Kroney, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 11:16,
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, tell it to the judge, Cat Hater.(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 11:17,
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look where he liveshe's just seeking validation/justification for his own sick and twisted sister lust
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 11:18,
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My dad would never countenance to idea of us marrying virgins on the grounds of 'if they ent good enough for their families, they ent good enough for ours boy'.(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 11:21,
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Also haven't you got it backwardsI thought they wiped with their left and ate with their right?
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 11:25,
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oh yes, *that* is absolutely the most important part of what he was saying.(
CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 2 Aug 2013, 11:45,
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it really is the fact that the idea is fucking abhorrentyeuch
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 11:14,
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Your brother doesn't find you revolting because you're his sisterit's because you are revolting.
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I HAVE TWO BROTHERSfucking hell al, it's almost like you don't remember every single word i say
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 11:23,
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Yeah(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 11:34,
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For someone who cut off his own prick, he really is one.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 11:09,
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In other news I am suffering from revenge of the scotch bonnets. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 10:52,
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ohhhh dear(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 10:54,
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haha I get this(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 10:58,
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She complimented me yesterday on being a good father. I suspect she wants something.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 11:00,
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Nah. She receives plenty of that. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 11:02,
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Gonz has very little else to flash his cash on these days.(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 11:07,
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Look we all know Battered is vertically challangedBut that is taking the piss
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 11:14,
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She wants to feel 16 againAnd will be asking you to finger bang her behind the bike sheds,
Bit like a Krankies tribute act
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Set up a mirror on your bathroom doorand every time you have to "go", scream "NOW YOU OWN IT NYUUUUURGGGHHH" at your reflection.
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Kroney, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 10:59,
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for those of us who have the great misfortune to have met youthe image of you taking a dump is beyond vile. so shut up.
thank you.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 10:59,
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you know that mirror that kroney suggested?YER.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 11:13,
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WTF(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 11:17,
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this makes me about as wet as desiccated coconut(
rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 11:24,
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i hate coconutwhy does anyone eat that shit?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 11:33,
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the Elizabethan neck-decoration you can eat!!!(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 11:43,
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It's delicious.Butternut squash and red chilli soup, swirl of coconut milk, sprig of coriander = DEERISHOUS
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 11:34,
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yeah but you can't taste the coconut therei like thai curry too, but it doesn't taste of no shitty bounty bar
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 11:36,
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Rice N Peas would not be Rice N Peas without coconut
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 11:36,
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basically, any dish that contains coconut where you can't taste the coconut is fineas coconut milk has some good things in it (although it's high in fat). but why would you want to eat pieces of it? eg coconut cake is fucking DISGUSTING
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 11:40,
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I've run of out of fucking coffeeand if I don't have one soon, I'm going to murder everyone around me
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 11:31,
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PhewI didn't want you to think I was being boastful, as that's not in my nature
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It <-> is(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 11:42,
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 11:42,
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