So, watched nay telly that isn't for children lately?
Alt: Christ I feel like shit. What do you feel like?

Altalt: Dogs in pop music - songs or artists - Bruce Springersteen.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 16:51, 129 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Rick Stein's in Germany tonight, I think. Imma watch that.
Having recently been there and fucking loved it, I am keen to see the abusive, depressed alcoholic's take on it.

Alt: chicken tonight OF COURSE
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 16:57, Reply)

No altalt?
Cunt.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 16:58, Reply)

He really is.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 6 Aug 2013, 16:59, Reply)

I'm working on it, rent boy. Give me a minute.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 17:00, Reply)

That was last night.
Tonight is 'Make me a German'

As a Deutschophile, I'm very interested in this latest BBC 'Season'.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 6 Aug 2013, 17:07, Reply)

OK, iplayer it is then

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 17:18, Reply)

Recently started on Modern Family.
A bit facile but a laugh while having yer tea.
Alt Feeling OK ta.
Al/alt. Setterate Lives : Phil Collies
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 6 Aug 2013, 17:00, Reply)

Altalt: Wild in the Country by Bow Wow Wow

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 17:00, Reply)

Altalt: Rottie Williams.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 6 Aug 2013, 17:00, Reply)

Renegade Houndwave

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 17:00, Reply)

Nothing's beating this.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 17:02, Reply)

Gnarls BARKley

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 17:01, Reply)

Altalt:
Dogs Of War by Black Sabbath, surely?

EDIT: I am an idiot, and unworthy of this place.

Of Woof And Man - Metallica
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 17:01, Reply)

Spaniel Ballet.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 6 Aug 2013, 17:02, Reply)

I've just started on that Hannibal series.
Quite gruesome for a telly show. Im enjoying it.

Alt. Tired. Im on a health kick and eating nought but fruit (insert joke here) through the day and a main meal.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 17:02, Reply)

tummy banana lolz

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 17:04, Reply)

Altalt. Alanis Morisetter
:(
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 17:04, Reply)

Husky Du.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 6 Aug 2013, 17:03, Reply)

Rock Master Scott & The Dynamic Three
The Woof is on Fire
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 17:03, Reply)

I'm a bit concerned about Lady Pig.
As far as I can gather from the last thread, she seems to think Devon is in London and Winders is worryingly not bothered by such a glaring mistake. I'll be honest, I'm a bit concerned that she's suffering from early-onset dementia and that Windy Pig is in some form of denial.

I think we're going to have to stage an intervention. Come on, everyone link hands. That's right. No, hands. No, Nakers, that's Chompy's cock. Come on, be sensible.
( Kroney, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 17:05, Reply)

Proclaimers : Setter From America.

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 6 Aug 2013, 17:05, Reply)

Housemartins : Sheep (dog)

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 6 Aug 2013, 17:06, Reply)

Spaniel Bedingfield

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 17:08, Reply)

Pup Will Eat Itself.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 6 Aug 2013, 17:08, Reply)

Pug life

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 17:09, Reply)

AltAlt: Jack Russell Watson

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 6 Aug 2013, 17:09, Reply)

Bowwowhaus.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 6 Aug 2013, 17:09, Reply)

Madonna.
She's a bit of a dog, right?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 6 Aug 2013, 17:11, Reply)

Tasmin Lurcher

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 6 Aug 2013, 17:11, Reply)

Jarvis Cocker Spaniel

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 6 Aug 2013, 17:12, Reply)

Joe Cocker Spaniel

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 6 Aug 2013, 17:14, Reply)

Pugly Kid Joe.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 6 Aug 2013, 17:12, Reply)

The Offspringers.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 6 Aug 2013, 17:13, Reply)

The Pointer Sisters.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 6 Aug 2013, 17:14, Reply)

oh v good

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 17:18, Reply)

Would they appear on the Old Greyhound Whistle Test?

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 6 Aug 2013, 17:14, Reply)

Placebone.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 6 Aug 2013, 17:15, Reply)

Michael Bolton
He's one of them Shih Tzu can't sing.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 6 Aug 2013, 17:16, Reply)

I started watching Arrow over the weekend
Bit violent for children, I'd say.

Alt: Hungry.

AltAlt: Cilla Black Lab
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 17:18, Reply)

Paul Rotweller.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 6 Aug 2013, 17:18, Reply)

Good at this incha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 17:20, Reply)

Somebody's gotta keep Jeff's spirit alive while he's not here.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 6 Aug 2013, 17:20, Reply)

quite so

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 17:24, Reply)

Bonio out of U2.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 6 Aug 2013, 17:19, Reply)

(Denta)Styx

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 6 Aug 2013, 17:29, Reply)

ouch fucking hell

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 17:30, Reply)

Terriervision.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 6 Aug 2013, 17:22, Reply)

Goldie out of Blue Peter Lookin' Chain.
Too tenuous?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 6 Aug 2013, 17:23, Reply)

Too shit.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 17:24, Reply)

At least I'm fucking trying here, the bunch of lazy pricks.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 6 Aug 2013, 17:25, Reply)

Nah that was Kajagoogoo

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 17:27, Reply)

Oh, well played.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 17:38, Reply)

can someone go to the sun news website for me,
i can;t figure out if i'm being thick, or if they have put up a paywall all of a sudden
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 6 Aug 2013, 17:24, Reply)

They have, it was on the news a few days ago.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 6 Aug 2013, 17:24, Reply)

what're you after, old boy?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 17:30, Reply)

Tits most likely

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 17:30, Reply)

He's come to the right place

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 17:32, Reply)

sports news for the quiz

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 6 Aug 2013, 17:33, Reply)

Just ask me, I know all about sport.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 17:39, Reply)

yeah, so, who has been recalled to the england squad for the fourth test in durham?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 6 Aug 2013, 17:41, Reply)

Botham, Bradman, Gower.

NEXT.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 17:51, Reply)

Bradman was a shock, I can tell you.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 17:52, Reply)

Vaimarama

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 17:30, Reply)

not bad, Nakie-noo
What the dilznit with the new job shiznit, Bakenit?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 17:31, Reply)

HELLO????

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 17:38, Reply)

Worra cunt, eh Boyce?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 6 Aug 2013, 17:39, Reply)

Last time I do that cunt a fucking favour I swear down bruv

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 17:55, Reply)

Wee Chappie Girl Rappers

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 17:30, Reply)

they were fucking dogs and all

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 17:30, Reply)

Mutt Cardle

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 6 Aug 2013, 17:31, Reply)

The Beagles

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 17:31, Reply)

This works on two levels!!!!!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 17:31, Reply)

By levels I mean bands

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 17:32, Reply)

here's the link to the knightmare remake for you all to ignore.
m.youtube.com/watch?v=74r-EbIqt9s&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3D74r-EbIqt9s
(PsychoChomp, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 17:31, Reply)

no thanks, prick

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 17:33, Reply)

you're in a room

(PsychoChomp, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 17:33, Reply)

I'm watching it right now.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 6 Aug 2013, 17:36, Reply)

ok, so the beginning is fucking embarrasing.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 6 Aug 2013, 17:37, Reply)

*checks surprise-o-meter*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 17:38, Reply)

yeah, i'm not sure if i can watch this anymore.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 6 Aug 2013, 17:39, Reply)

stick with it

(PsychoChomp, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 17:40, Reply)

i can't. it's gone.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 6 Aug 2013, 17:46, Reply)

I suspect it's one of those things like Knight Rider or He-Man where all you need to see is the opening titles and not the actual show.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 17:41, Reply)

One of those programmes like 'The Goodies' or 'Monkey Magic' where it's better to have 'wasn't that great' conversations in the pub rather than actually go back and watch the painfully dated old shit.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 17:42, Reply)

Or The Young Ones.
My brother and I firmly believed it to be the most edgy, shocking programme of all time when it was on. Thirty years on, it's no Two Ronnies. Really, not at all amusing.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 17:44, Reply)

About the only episode that still stands up today
is 'Bambi'.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 6 Aug 2013, 17:45, Reply)

Also, and this is very very important.
THUNDERCATS WAS SHIT.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 18:03, Reply)

It really, really was.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 6 Aug 2013, 18:25, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=cc3M1nppd3c
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 17:46, Reply)

Now THAT is timeless comedy
F.U.N.E.X. etc

magic
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 17:51, Reply)

Let's see how it takes him to notice this.
b3ta.com/questions/mtfu/post2040201
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 17:52, Reply)

proper lol here
How I missed that one I don't know. I am ashamed.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 17:55, Reply)

I saw the haircuts on the three cunts playing it and thought 'fuck this shit'.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 17:41, Reply)

yeah, they are a bunch of cunts.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 6 Aug 2013, 17:43, Reply)

and yet you read every one of of emvees posts.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 17:43, Reply)

This is right up there with a Ringofyre zing in its effectiveness.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 17:45, Reply)

wasn't a zing, if you like reading spastic hipsters fail online, why not watc
h them fail online.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 17:49, Reply)

Yep,
still so was the original knightmare.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 17:39, Reply)

i only have vague memories of it if i'm honest

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 6 Aug 2013, 17:41, Reply)

TIME RUNS SHORT, ADVENTURERS

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 17:38, Reply)

I'm willing to bet that this is what Cavy's last failed date told her.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 17:42, Reply)

Poor old randy LARPer Cavers.
:o(
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 17:52, Reply)

Average West Highland White Terrier Band

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 6 Aug 2013, 17:35, Reply)

I'm a Yankee Poodle Dandy.

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 6 Aug 2013, 17:40, Reply)

Jesus wept edj

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 17:42, Reply)

Golden Retriever Earring

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 6 Aug 2013, 17:44, Reply)

Emerson Lakeland Terrier

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 6 Aug 2013, 17:44, Reply)

The Bloodhound Gang

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 17:45, Reply)

(sorry)

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 17:45, Reply)

Gonna go obscure here, but...
Danielle Dachshund.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 6 Aug 2013, 17:46, Reply)

PHWOARRRRRRR
Cat House video = bongle-a-rama
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 17:51, Reply)

Fucking hell Boyce, you have some odd tastes.
It's like a Doctor Who special effects sequence from 1987 remade with a drag queen.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 18:02, Reply)

No, Boyce is right.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 6 Aug 2013, 18:26, Reply)

A-leash-a Keys

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 6 Aug 2013, 17:52, Reply)

Bravo - or any Lead singer.

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 6 Aug 2013, 17:58, Reply)

Bonio M

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 17:57, Reply)

Beagle Eye Cherry

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 17:59, Reply)

Bonzo dog doo-dah band

(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 18:01, Reply)

Walkies in the Air

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 6 Aug 2013, 18:01, Reply)

Fresh n Fly
Ft. Danny Kennel.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 18:01, Reply)

Shakespeare's Sister
STAY! with me
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 6 Aug 2013, 18:04, Reply)

james
SIT! down
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 18:05, Reply)

then i saw her face
now i'm a retriever
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 18:04, Reply)

Dis ^

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 6 Aug 2013, 18:06, Reply)

You're certainly a growler.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 18:08, Reply)

in light of being unintentionally mean to you earlier
i will totally accept this and will even rub my face in the pork jelly goodness as a sign of contrition
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 18:10, Reply)

^ gracious behaviour on the Internet ^

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 18:13, Reply)

i'll still whinge that you didn't pay for the growler though

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 18:14, Reply)

This is possibly the most objectionable example of online flirting I have ever seen.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 18:14, Reply)