it's supposed to be self defrosting
but i think smeg lied to me. however, i don't really like freezing stuff as i never think it tastes the same/am too impatient to thaw it, so there's only ice and vodka in there anyway most of the time.

we have a charity event at work where the best 12 photographs get put into a calendar and sold for charity. what should i photograph?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 11:06, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

tits

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 11:07, Reply)

always the tits.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 11:07, Reply)

i don't think that's quite the kind of nature that the charity committee has in mind

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 11:12, Reply)

blue tits.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 11:13, Reply)

nah, it's quite warm in here today

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 11:20, Reply)

You're like some kind of well paid version of Gonz, foodwise.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 11:07, Reply)

Fonzswipe?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 11:10, Reply)

*jukebox starts*

( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 11:11, Reply)

*cycle hums*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 11:13, Reply)

*ready to race a jew*

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 11:16, Reply)

heyyyyy

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 11:13, Reply)

i just have a vague idea in my head that fresh food is healthier
and i can't shake it
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 11:11, Reply)

It's not.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 11:12, Reply)

well, not necessarily

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 11:13, Reply)

it just doesn't look as appealing, frozen into a big congealed icy lump
unless it's ice cream, clearly
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 11:18, Reply)

peas
FACTBOMB
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 11:13, Reply)

Tom Joneszzzzzzzzz etc

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 11:17, Reply)

imma sing that all morning now
you terrible man
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 11:17, Reply)

That's because you're a very stupid person.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 11:13, Reply)

coming from you, this has a nice ironic tang to it

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 11:17, Reply)

Look out
a squadron of hand wringing has been picked up on radar in your sector.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 11:19, Reply)

FREE FROZEN PEAS FOR PEOPLE WHO DON'T WANT TO WORK

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 11:19, Reply)

You've got smeg written all over your face.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 11:10, Reply)

i told you to shower first

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 11:12, Reply)

Textbook

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 11:14, Reply)

When these opportunities present themselves,
who am I to ignore them?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 11:17, Reply)

Somewhere, there's a jubilant rugby club, who for once have not in any way been let down.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 11:19, Reply)

And I am not currently experiencing the usual crushing sense of disappointment.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 11:22, Reply)

Your father is looking down on you, nodding benevolently,
like that smug end scene from Return of the Jedi.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 11:25, Reply)

Something something forest moon of Endor?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 11:27, Reply)

^^^^^^

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 11:31, Reply)

*uses the force*

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 11:35, Reply)

i've tried a new thread
it might bring out some handwringing
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 11:36, Reply)