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I defrosted my freezer last night using one of those creme brulee blowtorches and a hairdryer.
When did you last defrost your freezer?
(Bazongaloid, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 10:09, 161 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
Ages ago, I might do it tomorrow when I'm home alone.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 10:12, Reply)
EXCITING!

(PsychoChomp, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 10:12, Reply)
You have a rock and roll lifestyle.
I have microwaved socks before it's not advisable.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 10:14, Reply)
You just instinctively know how to start the most scintilating threads don't you Al?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 10:19, Reply)
He's a natural storyteller.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 10:20, Reply)
In Sweden he is Johann?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 10:22, Reply)
His story must be suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuung

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 10:22, Reply)
I got up and had shower and a wee.
Then travelled to work. Then had some breakfast.

I just finished a telephone conversation with some people in Australia.

I have had two cups of water and a coffee.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 10:24, Reply)
MORE OF THIS PLEASE

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 10:31, Reply)
I'm waiting for a conference call to India to start

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 10:32, Reply)
HELLOSIR?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 10:32, Reply)
still waiting...
5 minutes overdue to start now. I am getting a little tired of bland, inoffensive classical hold music, and starting to have lewd thoughts about the "Please hold the line for the conference host to join the conference" lady
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 10:36, Reply)
I've just had a wee although now I wish I had invested
a bit more time in that particular lavatory visit because I think I am about to need a poo.

I rang up one of our service providers to ask one of their staff to do his job properly. He sounded like Blakey from "on the Buses".

I have a curry lunch with a client today. Posh curry - which I hate.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 10:36, Reply)
sad times, brah

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 11:02, Reply)
So that UKIP chap thinks there is nothing racist about referring to Bongo Bongo land
because cricket players will agree with him.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 10:26, Reply)
It's not racist, it's imaginary!

(PsychoChomp, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 10:26, Reply)
I'm glad he doesn't do political correctness and sees his job as being to upset the BBC and the Guardian.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 10:30, Reply)
In fairness his fans are fed up with not being able to say that sort of thing
and there are a lot of them. He doesn't give a shit and quite frankly neither do I, much.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 10:34, Reply)
They do a nice all inclusive in Bongo Bongo Land.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 10:37, Reply)
I thought Bongo Bongo Land was a massive percussion instuments megastore in Didcot

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 10:38, Reply)
It's where I get all my ethnic instruments.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 10:48, Reply)
Why would cricket players agree?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 7 Aug 2013, 10:31, Reply)
because they are racists

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 10:32, Reply)
He must be aware that bongo bongo land is a ducking stupid thing to say.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 7 Aug 2013, 10:33, Reply)
Unaware he was being recorded I think.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 10:33, Reply)
Silly man

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 7 Aug 2013, 10:39, Reply)
I don't know, he was pretty unrepentant on the radio this morning.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 10:48, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2040912
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 10:49, Reply)
Only the Bongo Bongo team.

(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 7 Aug 2013, 10:33, Reply)
I play cricket with a load of Pakistani guys
and I have to say that my Punjabi is coming along a treat. I can now say 'Well done', 'Thats fine' and 'Thats fucking rubbish'.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 7 Aug 2013, 10:49, Reply)
Careful Rev, they may be trying to radicalise you.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 10:54, Reply)
Dirka Dirka Dirka!
Infidel!
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 7 Aug 2013, 11:09, Reply)
Behind the 50 year out of date ingrained racism
he's got an "us first" attitude that a lot of people will agree with, given the economic situation.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 10:41, Reply)
He did offer an apology to any Bongo-Bongians who might have been offended by his comments.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 10:46, Reply)
only via their embassy though

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 11:27, Reply)
I let lady pig do those sort of jobs.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 7 Aug 2013, 10:31, Reply)
She's good to you

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 10:38, Reply)
She is.
Although, I drove her to work this morning and she got mud on my clean carpet in the car.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 7 Aug 2013, 10:50, Reply)
Backhand slap.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 10:51, Reply)
Good day.
I defrost quickly and safely by placing a bowl of hot water on each shelf and shutting the door.
Have I got the right board?
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 7 Aug 2013, 10:32, Reply)
Dullsnet?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 10:33, Reply)
Dragnet?

(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 7 Aug 2013, 10:34, Reply)
Tagnut?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 10:35, Reply)
Cagney?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 7 Aug 2013, 10:38, Reply)
Racey

(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 7 Aug 2013, 10:41, Reply)
Harro mistah Bwaifwaite

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 10:43, Reply)
De art av foiting widdowt foiting?
Show me shum uv it
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 10:51, Reply)
*misses ow der heavenwee gworwee*

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 10:54, Reply)
The torrent of cold water that deluges from your fridge the moment you open the door
must be tres hilar.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 10:42, Reply)
Not much.
I do it twice a day.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 7 Aug 2013, 10:45, Reply)
Woah

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 10:37, Reply)
Erm....what happened to the rest of my post?

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 10:38, Reply)
Maybe it was never there in the first place

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 7 Aug 2013, 10:38, Reply)
You just blew my mind

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 10:39, Reply)

mind dad
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 10:41, Reply)
I think mine defrosts itself.
Why do you own a hairdryer?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 10:45, Reply)
I just got an insurance quote for my new car
and they are coming in lower than the cost of insuring me on our other smaller car.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 10:45, Reply)
It's pretty full on for you right now, isn't it?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 10:47, Reply)
It's like he lives in a 'Jason Statham' film!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 10:48, Reply)
I'm gonna pretend I know who that is and agree with you here.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 10:48, Reply)
I might just cover myself in engine oil in case I need to fight some people on my way home at lunchtime.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 10:49, Reply)
That's because they assume that only
chav dicks drive Corsas.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 7 Aug 2013, 10:48, Reply)
But I don't own a corsa?

(Bazongaloid, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 10:49, Reply)
Of corsa you do!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 11:01, Reply)
Oh shaddapa you face

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 11:03, Reply)
Insurance quotes in London don't seem to follow any sort of logic.
I did one of those online quote things for a Z4 and they ranged from 800 quid to over 6 grand.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 10:49, Reply)
The AA want a thousand pounds
but Admiral only want £350.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 10:50, Reply)
It's not fair, I've not crashed a car even once :(

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 10:50, Reply)
AA wants that thousand pounds to clear his crippling debt



and have 800 left over for a holiday.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 10:51, Reply)
I would hate to be in that much debt.
Thankfully I only owe the bank a little over two hundred thousand pounds.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 10:54, Reply)
how he copes I simply do not know

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 10:56, Reply)
*sobs*
£495K
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 10:59, Reply)
Don't worry
You'll probably die before you pay it all back.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 11:00, Reply)
*crosses fingers*

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 11:02, Reply)
*talks about my generation*

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 11:04, Reply)
*hopes you die before you get old*

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 11:05, Reply)
Bit late for that.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 11:06, Reply)
TTJ

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 11:06, Reply)
I'm now having to listen to that song

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 11:07, Reply)
Can we change the subject please

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 11:00, Reply)
Oh sorry Monty, does talk of debt embaress you in some way?

(Bazongaloid, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 11:01, Reply)
It doesn't even 'embarrass' me.
I just find it depressing.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 11:03, Reply)
Insurance quotes anywhere follow no kind of fucking logic.
My 5 year old, insurance group more or less fucking zero, diesel Saab that was worth £5K cost me £450 a year to insure.

My brand-new £27K insurance group infinity pseudo SUV wank thing costs £300.

I have no idea either.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 11:10, Reply)
I have not heard of some of these models.
Can you send me brochures?
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 7 Aug 2013, 11:14, Reply)
Nope, it's too depressing.
But I'm I'm a very good boy for the next year I'll be allowed an M3.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 11:15, Reply)
Better safety features and anti theft innit

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 11:32, Reply)
I see that point
but I seriously doubt anything's got better safety features than that Saab. we're only talking about a 2008 car, not something from 20 years ago.

I think it's just that for some reason, Saab drivers are statistically very dangerous. Most cars should cost me less than £400 to insure. Hell, my mate has a 2008 BMW 335i estate that's chipped and remapped to 420bhp and that only costs £390ish.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 12:18, Reply)
My fridge freezer is one of those big fuck-off 'American' jobs that doesn't need defrosting.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 7 Aug 2013, 10:51, Reply)
Microsoft fanboy, eh?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 10:53, Reply)
Monty I want you to go away and think very carefully about what you've done.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 7 Aug 2013, 11:10, Reply)
I think he really should
that was fucking awful. I mean, I did snigger, but it was fucking TERRIBLE.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 11:20, Reply)
I also have one of those
They are excellent. You can easily fit a crate of beer on a shelf
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 11:00, Reply)
Mine claims some "frost free" bollocks
Although, in fairness, it's 3 years old and there's nowt in the way of ice in it.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 11:02, Reply)
Frost free bollocks eh?
Fancy!
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 11:03, Reply)
Essential in the frozen north of Britain

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 11:04, Reply)
*checks*
No icicles
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 11:05, Reply)

ic test
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 11:08, Reply)
Nope, still got the three

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 11:12, Reply)
Too true, tangles.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 11:06, Reply)
it's supposed to be self defrosting
but i think smeg lied to me. however, i don't really like freezing stuff as i never think it tastes the same/am too impatient to thaw it, so there's only ice and vodka in there anyway most of the time.

we have a charity event at work where the best 12 photographs get put into a calendar and sold for charity. what should i photograph?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 11:06, Reply)
tits

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 11:07, Reply)
always the tits.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 11:07, Reply)
i don't think that's quite the kind of nature that the charity committee has in mind

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 11:12, Reply)
blue tits.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 11:13, Reply)
nah, it's quite warm in here today

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 11:20, Reply)
You're like some kind of well paid version of Gonz, foodwise.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 11:07, Reply)
Fonzswipe?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 11:10, Reply)
*jukebox starts*

(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 11:11, Reply)
*cycle hums*

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 11:13, Reply)
*ready to race a jew*

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 11:16, Reply)
heyyyyy

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 11:13, Reply)
i just have a vague idea in my head that fresh food is healthier
and i can't shake it
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 11:11, Reply)
It's not.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 11:12, Reply)
well, not necessarily

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 11:13, Reply)
it just doesn't look as appealing, frozen into a big congealed icy lump
unless it's ice cream, clearly
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 11:18, Reply)
peas
FACTBOMB
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 11:13, Reply)
Tom Joneszzzzzzzzz etc

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 11:17, Reply)
imma sing that all morning now
you terrible man
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 11:17, Reply)
That's because you're a very stupid person.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 11:13, Reply)
coming from you, this has a nice ironic tang to it

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 11:17, Reply)
Look out
a squadron of hand wringing has been picked up on radar in your sector.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 11:19, Reply)
FREE FROZEN PEAS FOR PEOPLE WHO DON'T WANT TO WORK

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 11:19, Reply)
You've got smeg written all over your face.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 11:10, Reply)
i told you to shower first

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 11:12, Reply)
Textbook

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 11:14, Reply)
When these opportunities present themselves,
who am I to ignore them?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 11:17, Reply)
Somewhere, there's a jubilant rugby club, who for once have not in any way been let down.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 11:19, Reply)
And I am not currently experiencing the usual crushing sense of disappointment.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 11:22, Reply)
Your father is looking down on you, nodding benevolently,
like that smug end scene from Return of the Jedi.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 11:25, Reply)
Something something forest moon of Endor?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 11:27, Reply)
^^^^^^

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 11:31, Reply)
*uses the force*

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 11:35, Reply)
i've tried a new thread
it might bring out some handwringing
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 11:36, Reply)

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