There's a guy in my office taking a Skype call.
Has he used the headphones he uses to listen to his music?

No. He's deliberately unplugged them, so that we can all hear that he's having a Skype call.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 14:09, 4 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

It's you, isn't it?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 14:10, Reply)

Yes.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 14:13, Reply)

I believe the protocol in this situation
Is to donkey punch them in the back of the head
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 14:11, Reply)

See - apparently we're not allowed to do that here.
Something about disciplinary action or such-and-such.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 14:14, Reply)

Tell them you cleared it
with me, and I checked the office protocols and that is the correct thing to do. Any problems send them my way.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 14:19, Reply)

maybe you could get a job in hr
You what they say about the go getters in hr!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 14:23, Reply)

Prick.
Like the ones who have them on public transport.
Using an ipad.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 14:11, Reply)

I hate pricks with ipads
On an unrelated matter: I hate using b3ta on an ipad,it's a pain
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 14:14, Reply)

iPad wankers!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 14:14, Reply)

Fuck off hop-along

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 14:17, Reply)

That's not an iPad sweetie it's an iphone

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 14:21, Reply)

Gah.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 14:14, Reply)

Plug another webcam into a USB slot on the back of his PC*
start wanking slowly in front of it

*this might not work in any way, I have the IT knowledge of a spaniel.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 14:15, Reply)

I like the thought though

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 14:17, Reply)

Not of you wanking, obviously
*backtracks furiously*
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 14:17, Reply)

yeah yeah
pull the other one noncey bollocks
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 14:19, Reply)

I was pulling the other one
Thats the problem
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 14:20, Reply)