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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Sorry to drag the subject back up again
but you know those Bazooka pills, yeah? If they don't work - what does? One of my, ah...friends wants to know.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:53, 112 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
Tie your cock to a boulder and drop it off a building.
Not sure about your question though, soz.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:55, Reply)
Fair enough!! Thanks GJ!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:56, Reply)
luff yoo really Monts

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 14:00, Reply)
u 2 hun xx

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 14:01, Reply)
^gay^

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 14:02, Reply)
I'm here, I'm queer, get used to it.

Erm...'girl-friend'
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 14:04, Reply)
*z-clicks*
mmmhmmm
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 14:05, Reply)
I think you can get inflatable implants...
we were reading about it for our ...uhh.. physiology classes.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:57, Reply)
Imagine if they burst?

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:59, Reply)
I'd rather not.

(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 8 Aug 2013, 14:01, Reply)
That's great, my friend will be really pleased to hear about this. Might change my lifeHIS life.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 14:00, Reply)
I'm sure it will.

(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 8 Aug 2013, 14:01, Reply)
Yep, you fit the pumps under under your arms
Every time you want to inflate it, you push your arms down, inflating it bit by bit.

Just don't do the chicken dance or your tits might explode.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 14:42, Reply)
Shove a Lolly pop stick down your cock end

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:59, Reply)
And shit out a magnum

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 14:00, Reply)
I heard a pipe cleaner was best.
Even better if you leave it in there so that you get calcification occuring around the base inside your bladder so you then can't pull it out.
(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 14:00, Reply)
Alright al?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 14:02, Reply)
Yeah not bad thanks. Just got a haircut.
How are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 14:06, Reply)
Which one?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 14:07, Reply)
OF YOUR REMAINING THREE!!!!!!! AHAHAHAHA

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 14:07, Reply)
aha
ha

ha


haha




ha






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haha
(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 14:08, Reply)
It's funny because you are bald

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 14:13, Reply)
Oh, Oh I see. Now I get it.

(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 14:14, Reply)
Happy to help

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 14:14, Reply)
Yet alright, clients being dicks but nothing changes there

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 14:08, Reply)
Yeah! HAHAHA tell me about it.


*sips Montepulciano*


Well, this is nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 14:11, Reply)
Isn't it just

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 14:12, Reply)
Use an actual bazooka
No one will laugh at your, sorry his, small penis then
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 14:02, Reply)
HIS

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 14:07, Reply)
OK, which one of you lot did this then?
uk.news.yahoo.com/events-savile-theme-float-attacked-213330978.html#IxO7EJl
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 8 Aug 2013, 14:03, Reply)
Hello 8am this morning, so nice to see you again

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 14:05, Reply)
I wasn't here at 8am this morning.
fucked if I can be arsed trawling back through all the threads either.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 8 Aug 2013, 14:06, Reply)
Hey DG, have you ever viciously assaulted a child for interrupting doctor who?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 14:05, Reply)
Why do think he doesn't have any children.
Any more.
(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 14:06, Reply)
not since the the night of THE SEVEN DOCTORS

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 14:08, Reply)
No, but I once told a donkey to fuck off.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 8 Aug 2013, 14:06, Reply)
There's a guy in my office taking a Skype call.
Has he used the headphones he uses to listen to his music?

No. He's deliberately unplugged them, so that we can all hear that he's having a Skype call.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 14:09, Reply)
It's you, isn't it?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 14:10, Reply)



Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 14:13, Reply)
I believe the protocol in this situation
Is to donkey punch them in the back of the head
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 14:11, Reply)
See - apparently we're not allowed to do that here.
Something about disciplinary action or such-and-such.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 14:14, Reply)
Tell them you cleared it
with me, and I checked the office protocols and that is the correct thing to do. Any problems send them my way.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 14:19, Reply)
maybe you could get a job in hr
You what they say about the go getters in hr!
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 14:23, Reply)
Prick.
Like the ones who have them on public transport.
Using an ipad.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 14:11, Reply)
I hate pricks with ipads
On an unrelated matter: I hate using b3ta on an ipad,it's a pain
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 14:14, Reply)
iPad wankers!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 14:14, Reply)
Fuck off hop-along

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 14:17, Reply)
That's not an iPad sweetie it's an iphone

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 14:21, Reply)
Gah.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 14:14, Reply)
Plug another webcam into a USB slot on the back of his PC*
start wanking slowly in front of it

*this might not work in any way, I have the IT knowledge of a spaniel.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 14:15, Reply)
I like the thought though

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 14:17, Reply)
Not of you wanking, obviously
*backtracks furiously*
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 14:17, Reply)
yeah yeah
pull the other one noncey bollocks
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 14:19, Reply)
I was pulling the other one
Thats the problem
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 14:20, Reply)
Crikey I'm lagging badly here
too much work, not enough b3ta time.

Have you considered a schedule or regular exercise? Or stretching, regular stretching might help.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 14:18, Reply)
I tried it, but I got so sick of all the cups of tea my mum kept bringing me that I gave up
HE gave up I mean.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 14:19, Reply)
I got kicked out of the local playground for stretching my penis regularly.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 14:20, Reply)
Right, bed time.
see you next time, bum nuggets.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 8 Aug 2013, 14:26, Reply)
But I am not tired
Cant I stay up a bit longer
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 14:28, Reply)
You're just getting overtired now

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 14:29, Reply)
am not am not
*runs around with coat on head making superman noises*
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 14:33, Reply)
Whenever I get overtired, I get grumpy and pass out.
I suspect parents say this to hyperactive children purely because they're sick of their bullshit.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 14:40, Reply)
I can get something that will actually work
Hercules Bathmate, for anyone that's wondering.

What did you all have for lunch?
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 14:30, Reply)
This stuff?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 14:34, Reply)
Bubbleship matey.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 14:38, Reply)
My new suit's ready to pick up :))))

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 14:34, Reply)
Everyone in your IT basement will be really impressed

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 14:35, Reply)
It's for a wedding at the weekend. I'm going to look smart as fuck.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 14:36, Reply)
Why have you not linked to the suit?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 14:40, Reply)
You saw the website, you try to find an actual suit on it.
I tried. I got cross. I gave up.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 14:41, Reply)
it was this wasnt it
www.hxmarquees.co.uk/

Wedding MuMu
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 14:43, Reply)
Because it looks like this

(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 14:42, Reply)
Battered is in the navy now?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 14:43, Reply)
He blacks up to hide his shame.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 14:46, Reply)
Monty in the middle.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 14:48, Reply)
Sounds like a shit game.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 14:49, Reply)
No one wants to catch "that"

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 14:49, Reply)
You just started seeing her
Have you knocked her up?
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 14:41, Reply)
It's somebody else's wedding, thank God.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 14:41, Reply)
I thought we were going to have to start calling you Battered there.

(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 14:42, Reply)
what you are just getting a shotgun tagged onto the end?

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 14:43, Reply)
I say, you buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuy one you get one free

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 14:44, Reply)
*insert obligatory picture of Monty selling windows*

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 14:49, Reply)
Crown court is it?

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 14:43, Reply)
REPOSTING OLD THREAD FROM EARLIER TIME

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 14:55, Reply)

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