Next time I'm told I can't afford something
I think I'll do this:

www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/personalfinance/borrowing/creditcards/10231556/Man-who-created-own-credit-card-sues-bank-for-not-sticking-to-terms.html?fb
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 12:51, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

Got to admire the creativity.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 12:55, Reply)

I'm sure there's an "In Soviet Russia" joke in there somewhere
If anything my hangover got steadily worse throughout the morning to the point I contemplated a tactical chunder. I think I'm over the worst now, though.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 12:58, Reply)

I'm in the pub to get rid of mine. First time I have drank at lunchtime for ages. Then home for snooze I think.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 13:01, Reply)

will the lies never end?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 13:02, Reply)

You're just jealous because you're at work.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 13:07, Reply)

I thought I was 5 ft 8, but i'm 5 ft 5.
I think the difference is that I genuinely don't give a fuck or think it makes me any less of a person because of it.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 13:46, Reply)

pulled pork sandwiches all round.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 13:01, Reply)

are you off work again today?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 13:03, Reply)

Nah, mate. Had too much on today.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 13:04, Reply)

Too much being a pair of shoes, right?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 13:21, Reply)

Hahaha

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 13:24, Reply)

The jokes on the other foot now

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 13:25, Reply)

HOLD ON, YOU DON'T GET HANGOVERS DUE TO YOUR PATENTED SNACKING METHOD

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 13:02, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2043707
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 13:10, Reply)

Puking = big hangover or beer mouse
Which is it?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 13:18, Reply)

I'm going for big hangover
I just had to take the back off the bedside chest I just assembled and re-attach it on the actual back instead of the front. Also take the top off and put it back on with the front facing front. I missed easily four or five clues I was doing it wrong the first time, too.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 13:44, Reply)

Ikea = witchcraft

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 13:47, Reply)