You good?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 18:36, 66 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Yeah, thanks - you?

( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 18:43, Reply)

Not bad, fiddy fiddy, gotta go cashpoint in a bit to get some sushi money.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 18:44, Reply)

alright mush

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 19:01, Reply)

She's in the kitchen where she belongs.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 9 Aug 2013, 19:07, Reply)

...said DG, typing quietly

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 19:09, Reply)

She'll be fetching me slippers soon.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 9 Aug 2013, 19:11, Reply)

All the better to twat you round the head with?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 19:12, Reply)

Indeed! I love the verb, "to twat" :)
Also I read that as I'd be "felching his slippers" :(
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 19:30, Reply)

Alright splish x

( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 19:32, Reply)

NO, Java is being a fucking bitch

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 18:43, Reply)

Whats up with it?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 18:47, Reply)

Volcanic activity, innit.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 18:49, Reply)

That too

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 18:53, Reply)

Decided it cant start the JVM although yesterday it could
Now failing to uninstall
/1stworldproblems
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 18:53, Reply)

"She'll nivver take it, Captain."

"YM."
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 19:03, Reply)

Get pissed, it'll work in the morning.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 19:04, Reply)

This is the problem
It wont
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 19:07, Reply)

Yes it will ! You just have to drink the exact right amount.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 20:16, Reply)

Apparently.
So all the boys say, anyway.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 9 Aug 2013, 18:53, Reply)

That's the other one, surely.
By which I mean bad.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 18:55, Reply)

HELL YEAH!

( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 19:31, Reply)

I think I might go to the bottle bank.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 9 Aug 2013, 18:54, Reply)

I think they're only for deposits
not withdrawals.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 9 Aug 2013, 18:55, Reply)

FFS
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 18:57, Reply)

Deposit or withdrawal?
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 18:56, Reply)

Don't get trapped in it.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 18:58, Reply)

No chance!

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 9 Aug 2013, 19:02, Reply)

meh

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 19:01, Reply)

this^
I NEED BEER AND WINE
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 19:04, Reply)

I'll be having wine when I get back from the bottle bank.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 9 Aug 2013, 19:05, Reply)

A fucking wise choice sir

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 19:08, Reply)

Guy near me does exactly this. Recycling box for bottles etc is collected Tuesday morning. This poor bastard can be seen wandering the streets early in the morning rummaging in the boxes and drinking the dregs from the bottles. Sober, he's a lovely guy, drunk he's a cunt.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 19:09, Reply)

You live near Monty?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 19:10, Reply)

When did you become one of Stunned's neighbours?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 19:10, Reply)

When did you move into the same block as ANDREW MARR?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 19:11, Reply)

Monty, Stunned and Andrew Marr are my neighbours?
I never knew.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 19:12, Reply)

Imagine your local pub. A druggie, a pisshead and a stroke victim walk in to a bar...

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 19:15, Reply)

Innit. Two pints at lunchtime, followed by a nap = boredom now. Don't think there are even any decent films on tonight.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 19:09, Reply)

i'm awesome
although not everyone would recognise that fact
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 19:06, Reply)

We do
*panders*
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 19:08, Reply)

i get a lot more appreciation
when I'm only an occasional visitor here. Excellent.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 19:10, Reply)

FRESH MEAT

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 19:10, Reply)

That's a good idea.
We can have a barbie.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 9 Aug 2013, 19:12, Reply)

+Klaus

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 19:12, Reply)

cindy was better

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 19:17, Reply)

We certainly do.
Nice to have you back, me lad.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 9 Aug 2013, 19:09, Reply)

Nice to hear from you.
Now, to important matters.
How's the pigs?
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 19:14, Reply)

What, Windy and Lady Pig?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 9 Aug 2013, 19:15, Reply)

Wait. Cavy has been keeping a murdering publican and his partner in a hutch in her house for months under the influence of a larper?
This has the making of a scandal.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 19:18, Reply)

i forced them to roll 20 sided dice
to decide if they ate or not
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 19:19, Reply)

one is fine
the other has a bit of diabetes and has to eat leafy greens all the time. Was doing OK and getting fatter, but now he's dropped lots of weight again :(
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 19:17, Reply)

:(
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 19:20, Reply)

Whigfield's 43 now, you know.
Still would.
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 20:17, Reply)

You've posted that a day early.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 20:19, Reply)

What's happening tomorrow?

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 20:42, Reply)

It will be Saturday night!

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 20:44, Reply)

Mmm, curry time.
Wiping my arse with a chappati on Sunday.
Or Craig David.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 20:54, Reply)

Not over here it won't.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 21:06, Reply)

Where are you?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 21:08, Reply)

The Isle of Wight.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 21:10, Reply)

My condolences.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 21:11, Reply)

The land of eternal friday, they call it :(

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 21:16, Reply)

Please tell me
You're not here for Cowes week
(Mustard Tiger use by, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 23:33, Reply)

My upgrade is still going and I'm fucking drunk

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 23:03, Reply)

My sushi was really nice, but the bite to cost ratio was not worth it, could have eaten double and only just been contented.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 23:13, Reply)

I'm good.
So was your mum! Oh yes! I went there!



... Over and over and over...
( Sweeplovesfisting Take all your footballs home and burst them., Sat 10 Aug 2013, 0:40, Reply)