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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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So it would appear that Quinten has returned to us in the guise of Reginald Donkeyfuck.
Welcome back you little scamp.
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Alright DG!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 16:25, Reply)
Alright Jeff?
Looking forward to next weekend?
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Yeah, should be fun.
Hopefully have an easier week in work next week so I shouldn't be as tired as I am today.

When are you starting your new job?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 16:36, Reply)
Haven't got a start date yet
but hopefully the week after next.

I got provisionally offered an associate position with another company on Thursday as well, which sounds like it'll be on an ad-hoc basis so will be able to fit around what I'll be doing.
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Wonderful news!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 16:46, Reply)
Excellent stuff
You wait ages for a job and then 2 come along at once.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 16:48, Reply)
I know.
The associate one is a bit up in the air as it's a fairly new company that's been set up by someone I used to work with. It's subject to funding, so might not even come to anything in the end, but it's nice to have the offer.
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My punt on the football today hasn't gone well.
I did 5 home wins, Blackpool, Wednesday, Bradford, MK Dons and Oxford.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 16:56, Reply)
I got two lucky dips for tonight.
If I'm the only one who jackpots it, then i'm going to get a dog next week.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 17:27, Reply)
With several million in the bank, you could get a fit bird, rather than a dog.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 17:29, Reply)
I reckon I could score me 2 girls at the same time, but the trouble is, I'd hate for one of them to feel bad because i'm not paying enough attention to one and not the other.
It's hard enough to devide your time evenly between each boob, let alone four of them.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 17:34, Reply)
Imaginary first world problem, right there ^

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 17:38, Reply)
In a way it's best I don't win the lotto, in that respect.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 18:30, Reply)
I've just bought my second lottery ticket in about 5 years.
I've had some good luck this week so I'm hoping the cycle continues.
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That's definitely how gambling works.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 17:58, Reply)
YOU WON'T BE SAYING THAT WHEN I SCOOP THE JACKPOT LATER!!!!

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You won't win the jackpot
Because I'M GOING TO WIN IT!
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 18:02, Reply)
How many lines you got?
Wanna syndicate it?
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 18:31, Reply)
Just the one, and it's a lucky dip.

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It's all it takes really.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 19:04, Reply)
Alright gaylords?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 16:59, Reply)
Yeah.
Although I think YOU are the real Gaylord.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 17:04, Reply)
I am lord of all the gays

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 17:05, Reply)
You are that!
When Judgement day arrives, you'll be straight through the velvet rope in Holy Bender Heaven.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 17:38, Reply)
Alright all?
As trolls feed on attention do you think it's a good idea not to reply to them at all and not discuss them on here after this thread? Starve them as it were.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Sat 10 Aug 2013, 17:17, Reply)
Fuck that Reg and q are hilarious

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 17:50, Reply)
Frank, not so much
Alright tuib
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 18:05, Reply)
Alright tiddlypeeps?
I'm doing some culonary inventing today.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 17:26, Reply)
Nice new word you invented there.
What is culonary? Ice pack for heir to the throne?
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Sat 10 Aug 2013, 17:44, Reply)
I tend to do that, spelling is either my fortay or not, depending on your point of view.
I meant to mean food related though.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 18:32, Reply)
I'm having pizza.
/lazy Saturday.
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I'm considering a curry.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 18:01, Reply)
Home cooked or takeaway?

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Takeaway
More choice, and it'll taste better.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 18:07, Reply)
I made tomato tart tartin with thyme and crispy prosuccuto last night
Super easy, super tasty
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 18:10, Reply)
Well super-duper.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 18:14, Reply)
Your sarcastic approval pleases me

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 18:17, Reply)
Fan-dabbi-dozey.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 18:25, Reply)
That sounds different

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 18:31, Reply)
I do hope so
But Reg is good value, even if he's not q
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 17:56, Reply)
The signs would point to the fact that he is.
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1600062
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Boom

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 18:06, Reply)
I've been fucking bored today, that's the only defence that I have.

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I went to my cousins wedding, said no to the reception cos of mini ape and spent most of the service outside cos of mini ape "singing"
Did my stint I suppose
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 18:08, Reply)
What did mini ape decide to sing?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 18:09, Reply)
Too Drunk to Fuck.

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Hahahhaha
Best first dance song ever
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 18:11, Reply)
We played that at the end of our reception as people were leaving.

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Apt

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 18:21, Reply)
Hardly anyone noticed, tbh.

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Wheels on the bus...over and over again
She was very pleased with herself!
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 18:11, Reply)
She is working on the basis that if she keeps singing it, you'll learn the words.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 18:13, Reply)
I just can't get my head around the "wiper" verse : (

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 18:16, Reply)
I don't know that one.
How does it go?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 18:24, Reply)
Mr Miagi is gonna have a fight.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 18:34, Reply)
I have never seen the Karate Kid.

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It's shit.
You're missing nothing.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 18:36, Reply)
I figured this might be the case.

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This is part 2 of the 'series'

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 18:38, Reply)
in other news, I notice that the main QOTW is moving at the pace of a spastic in a magnet factory this week.

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Hunt at his finest!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 18:38, Reply)
Quite.
We're re-watching them at the minute since there's fuck all else on.
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I haven't looked to see what's on this evening.
I hope it isn't complete shit.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 18:43, Reply)
We're going out in a couple of hours,
although I'm driving so I'll just have a couple of shandies.
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Going anywhere nice?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 18:44, Reply)
Just to a pub at the other end of town to see a couple of people we haven't seen in over a year.
We could get a taxi, but until I start working again I don't really want to splash out on such luxuries. Plus I'm not really in the fettle for a massive session anyway.
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Very sensible.
You should offer to drive there and get your better half to drive you home again.

No taxi, more beer - everyone's happy!
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 18:51, Reply)
Ha ha!
To be honest, it is walkable (would take about 40 minutes) but the missus has a bad back and that amount of pavement pounding would just have her crippled in the morning. I have driven down in the past, got a taxi back and then walked down the next day to pick the car up again.
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40 mins would get me to Putney, the next door area

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 19:00, Reply)
Saying that, if it is complete shit on the telly this evening
I might use that time to research all the verses to 'the wheels on the bus' and mail them to Nakers.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 18:44, Reply)
You're a real pal jeffers

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 18:58, Reply)
No problem.
The driver on the bus goes 'bud-bud-ding-ding'
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 19:05, Reply)
If you were wondering where Swipe has been today, then look no further.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-edinburgh-east-fife-23643831
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 18:46, Reply)
I saw a fit red head today, by fit I mean she had good boobs

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 18:59, Reply)

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