Word

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 12:11, 41 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Excel

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 12:12, Reply)

If I had a quid for every time a homeless person asked me for change, i'd probably walk out with profit.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 12:22, Reply)

PowerPoint.


obvious reply is obvious. See also MS Project, notepad, minesweeper, Outlook, IE etc.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 16:53, Reply)

went to cafe for my usual Sunday full English
Turns out 12 is a bad time to go, 10 people waiting for a table :(

So I'm in The Star of Bethnal Green to try their Sunday roast.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 12:30, Reply)

My local cafe is bullshit, only reason anyone eats there is 'cus there isn't anywhere else in easy walking distance.
There's these two girls who own a sandwich shop thats wicked but they're never open when I want to go
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 12:50, Reply)

mine is top drawer
Cheap, decent quality and massive portions.

Which explains the queue - normally I'll either go at 11 or 1:30. Even then there's usually a couple of people waiting
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 12:53, Reply)

I saw something on telly that I saw last night that I think I might make
an oboejean bake thing, like a musaka without the lamb.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 12:57, Reply)

that's owned by a mate of Yeti's.
He was really smug in there one afternoon because he burned a six year old boy at b boying. Another triumph for the fat ranga.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 14:52, Reply)

Lost love is a bitter thing.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 16:52, Reply)

up, everybody say
when you hear the call you got to get it underway
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 13:40, Reply)

I had a picture disc of that.
My father asked if I was gay.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 14:53, Reply)

You bender.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 15:32, Reply)

He should have asked your mum.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 15:35, Reply)

Hahaha.
Excellent work.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 11 Aug 2013, 15:47, Reply)

Well if you would walk around in a red codpiece...

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 16:54, Reply)

Word.
Has anyone considered offering their children the advice "It's only the fucking internet"?

m.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-23654329
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 16:26, Reply)

Having been 3-0 down at half time
Bristol City pulled it back to 3-3 and then 4-4.

They are now losing 5-4
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 16:47, Reply)

155/4.
:(
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 16:56, Reply)

lol

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 17:11, Reply)

is the bird

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 17:12, Reply)

176/4

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 17:37, Reply)

Naughty light

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Sun 11 Aug 2013, 18:12, Reply)

It got better.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 18:45, Reply)

Close test now. Looking forward to tomorrow.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 20:18, Reply)

I had a BBQ and some cider and beer

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 18:21, Reply)

I'm going to the pub and then I might take the Doris out for dinner.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 18:53, Reply)

You'll spoil her jeff

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 18:54, Reply)

Never heard it called a jeff before but I doubt that buying her a meal constitutes genital mutilation. Waste of good carrots, mind.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 20:11, Reply)

Do we think Frank empties a real life room quite so successfully??

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 19:49, Reply)

is this a fart joke?
Grow up.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 19:58, Reply)

I doubt swipe knows much about farts. She pays a personal assistant to do it for her.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 20:03, Reply)

No, it was a comment on the correlation between wakki posting and no posting
But nice of you to reveal your own mental age of 4
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 20:09, Reply)

no, you smell of poo.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 20:12, Reply)

There you go

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 20:13, Reply)

No returns.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 20:15, Reply)

JINX

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 20:19, Reply)

YF;MA

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 20:21, Reply)

Without doubt.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 20:16, Reply)