i'm tired after a weekend of excesses and driving back from the wasteland that is the midlands last night
straight into hours of traffic, which i had to avoid by stealthly ninja-ing down various a-roads. christ there are some dull/grotty bits of this country.

on the plus side, a senior chanel make-up guy told me that my eyes were nicer than any model he'd ever worked with. and he was gay, so it wasn't sleazy. in your FACES, models!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 9:51, 5 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

'if only they both faced in the same direction'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 9:54, Reply)

homophobe

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 9:55, Reply)

officelol

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 10:00, Reply)

You visited a dull/grotty bit of the country and didn't pop in to say hi?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 9:54, Reply)

no, the bit i visited (sutton coldfield) was nice
it was the bits surrounding junctions 10-6 of the m40 that were rank
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 9:54, Reply)

It was empty flattery.
Soz.
( Kroney, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 9:54, Reply)

it was NOT
he spent a long time giving me tips

so there
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 9:55, Reply)

He spent all that time
and you didn't even let him get his whole fingers in?

That's cold, man. COLD.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 12 Aug 2013, 9:56, Reply)

i'm not a kfc bargain bucket!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 9:58, Reply)

Greasy box lolz

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 10:01, Reply)

Sorry, that was really unpleasant.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 10:01, Reply)

go be unpleasant to frank
he has just posted "monday yeah haha"

go and ask him if it really matters what day it is to him...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 10:06, Reply)

Is that the King Zog guy then?
I thought he was someone before that that posted normally?
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 10:15, Reply)

Used to be Gilgamesh on /talk
Has never posted normally.

Post drivel until banned. Rinse and repeat ad nauseum.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 10:21, Reply)

that's the one

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 10:21, Reply)

I expect he tells all the women he works on something similar.
As it's difficult to apply make-up to the typical tear-streaked, crow's-feet laden face of somebody of your advanced years unless they're smiling.
( Kroney, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 9:57, Reply)

pfffffft
it was at a party, not in a shop. these are glittering chips that will not be one whit sullied by your bitter acidic piss, however much you try to squeeze out a few drops.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 9:58, Reply)

You'll have looked like Barbara Cartland.

( Kroney, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 9:59, Reply)

when have you ever seen me wear pink?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 10:04, Reply)

"Nice eyes"
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1821835
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 10:01, Reply)

usually when men say it, they mean "nice tits" but think that "eyes" makes them sound more sensitive

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 10:04, Reply)