Imagine you can't quiiiiiite reach the remote
Rather than get up, you either watch a shit channel or keep stretch streeeetch streeeeeeetching until you fall off the sofa. Ie trying twice as hard through being lazy.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 13:12, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Oh right! It was the greatest pains thing that confused me (not a hard thing to do)
I begrudge moving when Im at my fella's and we're stoned. Im a great host when he is at mine. Glass always full and snacks on the go.

I will dot hat remote stretch thing though even though it probably takes more energy and effort.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 13:16, Reply)

dot hat ftw

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 13:18, Reply)

*SHAKES FIST*
I would have gotten away with... zzzzzzz
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 13:21, Reply)

Reheheheheehee

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 13:32, Reply)

That's just crap laziness though.
If one was pre-emptively lazy then they'd have made sure that they didn't sit out of reach of the remote.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 13:18, Reply)

this^
When preparing for epic laziness, care must be taken
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 13:18, Reply)

My dad insists on moving the remotes to the worst place ever...
The fucking tv stand. What's the point of that??
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 13:19, Reply)

The fucking tv stand Coventry
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 13:21, Reply)

3rd click of the day for SC

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 13:33, Reply)

POW!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 13:34, Reply)

I think it only works on starving Ethiopians Mince, HTH

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 13:35, Reply)

nice

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 13:39, Reply)

I say!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 13:40, Reply)

Reggie here knows his oats

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 13:48, Reply)

Other selfish cunts move it though
It all depends on how long you've been sitting
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 13:19, Reply)

I do tend to nest when Im getting stoned
Surrounded by snacks and remotes for this eventuality :)
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 13:22, Reply)