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	Has anyone heard about this new band 'Kunt and the Gang'?
 	Man, they are well funny. His name sounds like 'cunt' when you say it aloud!!!!!
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 9:57,
	
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	Ohmygod that's like a swear!!!
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 9:57,
	
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	it's WELL swear!!!
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 9:58,
	
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	Is it still a swear if it's not spelled like a swear?
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 9:59,
	
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	I...I'm not sure
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 10:01,
	
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	They were at Blackpool gig.
 	Not funny.
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Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 9:59,
	
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	If you didn't shit in a sock, then whirl it round your head like a pooey Amerindian bolas and hurl it into 'Kunt's' stupid face, then you fucked up big style.
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 10:00,
	
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	I went to watch someone else.
 	Sorry Monts.
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Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 10:03,
	
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	You've let yourself down, you've let /OT down.
 	But more importantly, you've let ME down.
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 10:04,
	
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	There is a rugby club somewhere with its hopes dashed.  
 	
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 10:05,
	
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	Unable even to muster up the wherewithall to run a train on Sarah Greene.
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 10:06,
	
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	SOS.
 	Really I'm sorry.
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Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 10:06,
	
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	Now if you like your music with a comedy twist you need look no further than Digance and Carrott.
 	Proper entertainment - and no blue language neither.
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 10:02,
	
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	I like Flight of the Concords.
 	
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PsychoChomp, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 10:04,
	
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	They were good, but you still wouldn't listen to their album more than once if you were fool enough to buy it.
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 10:06,
	
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	HAHA YOU BOUGHT IT
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 10:07,
	
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	SHUT UP THEYRE REALLY WELL CRAFTED SONGS AS WELL AS BEING DEAD FUNNY
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 10:11,
	
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	^ BOUGHT IT
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 10:11,
	
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	Benny Hill's Ernie did it for me.
 	And Black Lace of course.
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Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 10:05,
	
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	Or Hill.  
 	
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 10:05,
	
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	Now I admire Hill.
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 10:06,
	
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	I'm fond of Stephen Lynch
 	
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 Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 10:21,
	
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 	Lynch Gately
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 10:22,
	
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	I saw them live in milton keynes.
 	
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PsychoChomp, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 10:02,
	
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	Contradiction in terms though it is.  
 	
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 10:03,
	
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	You go on about them a bit Mince, what's the beef?
 	
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 Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 10:03,
	
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	You can buy their entire back catalogue for just £65!!!!
 	www.kuntandthegang.co.uk/kuntshop.html
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 10:04,
	
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	Does anyone on here want to buy one of my kidneys?
 	I'll accept £65 for it.
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 10:05,
	
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	Go on then.  Put it on my tab.  
 	
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 10:06,
	
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	You must get through a fair few black market livers and kidneys
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 10:07,
	
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	I'll throw in a lung, seeing as it's you.
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 10:09,
	
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	Have you got any internal organs that are worth that much?
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 10:06,
	
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	You'd be surprised.
 	The illicit 'freak show' scene pays top dollar.
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 10:08,
	
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	'see the amazing 'still alive' man!!!'
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 10:11,
	
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	"So how's it look, doctor?" "Check again, Mr Boyce, are you sure you're still breathing?"
 	
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 The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 10:18,
	
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	Have you apologised to Sportscow yet?
 	He is WELL upset with you.
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 10:19,
	
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	Have I fuck
 	
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 The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 10:35,
	
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	Your internal organs are fucked. The Somalian donor service would refuse them.
 	
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