What are you talking about you workshy gimboid?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 11:28, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

Bergerac.

Has your foot dropped off yet?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 11:29, Reply)

Peel you sweaty testicles off your new sofa and go for a walk.
Watching Bergerac is recognised by the Mental Health Profession as a low ebb.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 11:30, Reply)

Sofa will be delivered between 12 & 3. Then I will go out. Probably to buy some ice cream.
Brizzle is looking unlikely, even if I did go I wouldn't be able to drink - antibiotics.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 11:33, Reply)

FFS you can drink on 99% of antibiotics
There is only one sort (normally used for tooth problems) that you cant drink on... The advice about not drinking tied in with AB's mostly being used to treat VD and therefore the idea was to stop people drinking and fucking around to give the scabs a chance to heal
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 11:35, Reply)

i think you can get more drunk, more quickly on them
but surely that's the point?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 11:36, Reply)

Nope... thats a psycosematic effect

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 11:37, Reply)

Booze reduces the effects of antibiotics and I'd rather like to shift this bug.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 11:36, Reply)

Not particually

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 11:38, Reply)

You can shift it
BECAUSE IT'S MADE UP.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 11:38, Reply)

Like your poorly foot last week?
What was the real story with that eh? Trim your toenails a bit too short?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 11:39, Reply)

Nah, I was proper ill.
I had antibiotics and everything.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 11:40, Reply)

I have never heard someone act like such a fucking wimp just cos they have an ickle sore throat and bum juice

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 11:36, Reply)

Nah, this is proper nasty, bear in mind my epilepsy means I'm used to getting ill at times but this is properly horrid.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 11:38, Reply)

People with MS can run in the olympics
And you cant fight off a cold... for shame man for shame
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 11:51, Reply)

Look, I'm 40 and live unhealthy lifestyle. So fuck off eh?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 11:53, Reply)

Is it one of those "pouffy" white leather ones?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 11:34, Reply)

4 seat version of this
www.raftfurniture.co.uk/living/sofas/manhattan.html
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 11:35, Reply)

My parents took me to the Bergerac museum in Jersey when I was a kid.
I class this as child abuse.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 11:32, Reply)

You ungrateful brat.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 11:33, Reply)

There's a Bergerac MUSEUM??

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 11:34, Reply)

* books flight to Jersey *

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 11:35, Reply)

"My friend went to the Bergerac Museum and all I got was this lousy t-shirt"

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 11:38, Reply)

this lousy t-shirt bored shitless
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 11:43, Reply)

+r
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 11:46, Reply)

There was a cardboard cut out of him :(

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 11:40, Reply)

I'd have stolen that.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 11:41, Reply)

my dad used to get besieged with requests for the cardboard cut-outs of slebs at his branches when they'd been advertising credit cards etc
WHY?? i mean, sure, bradley cooper, but who wants rowan atkinson leering at them from 6' of laminated cardboard?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 11:45, Reply)

Monty would probably have preferred Tyree Cooper.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 11:46, Reply)

Fucking right I would
He was brilliant.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 12:03, Reply)