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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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hey here's an idea, bit new for offtopic but hey, keepin it fresh
open up MS Paint and draw an OT regular, or what you think they look like, go on, it'll be fun, I drew rachelswipe, never met her but it's how I imagine she looks
(Icky the bare bum firebobby oggglebogglehnnngagagawurrrr, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 15:36, 112 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
there ya go

(Icky the bare bum firebobby oggglebogglehnnngagagawurrrr, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 15:36, Reply)
Well done.
You've had your 15 minutes. Now fuck off back to obscurity
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 15:37, Reply)
lol, no idea who you are, soz

(Icky the bare bum firebobby oggglebogglehnnngagagawurrrr, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 15:38, Reply)
but I imagine you look something like this

(Icky the bare bum firebobby oggglebogglehnnngagagawurrrr, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 15:48, Reply)
this is you boffing swipe up the poo pipe

(Icky the bare bum firebobby oggglebogglehnnngagagawurrrr, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 15:55, Reply)
Clickin dis.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 15:55, Reply)
I DO NOT HAVE A CHIN BUM

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 16:22, Reply)
Apart from that though...

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 16:23, Reply)
well duh

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 16:25, Reply)
It's pretty accurate.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 15:38, Reply)
Lol

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 14 Aug 2013, 16:23, Reply)
I'm disappointed horsey joke time didn't take off in the other thread

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 15:38, Reply)
I bet you not one person goes along with your shit, waki idea you baldy mental prick.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 15:40, Reply)
If I win the bet you have to go outside for ten minutes and talk to three people, parrots don't count.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 15:41, Reply)
What happens if Frank wins?

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 15:55, Reply)
alright

(Icky the bare bum firebobby oggglebogglehnnngagagawurrrr, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 15:55, Reply)
Monty has to buy a parrot.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 15:57, Reply)
This isn't a drawing right, but this is totally Battered.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 16:00, Reply)
That's uncanny.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 16:05, Reply)

uncann grump
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 16:40, Reply)
Miniature bottle appearing full sized in cunning perspective shocker!

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 14 Aug 2013, 16:17, Reply)
He's not fooling anyone that's lemonade in there either

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 16:18, Reply)
Let's get the replies up to 20!!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 16:11, Reply)
this looks ok
www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-23019915.html
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 16:14, Reply)
It's next door to Brian Harvey's house

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 16:15, Reply)
Quite pleasant.
Would you not prefer a two-bedroom place though? Or would that hike the cost up stupidly?
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 14 Aug 2013, 16:16, Reply)
Yes and yes.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 16:17, Reply)
Thought so.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 14 Aug 2013, 16:18, Reply)
That reminds me of the properties in Brislington, Bristol

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 16:18, Reply)
Dull Victorian terrace *shrugs*
This morning I thought I was definitely consigned to renting so anything at all would be a massive plus.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 16:23, Reply)
i like victorian terraces
new, shiny, concrete, steel and glass = dull
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 16:24, Reply)
True indeed
There are loads of modern blocks with flats in my price backet that I've not even clicked on.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 16:26, Reply)
no character and paperthin walls
rank
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 16:27, Reply)
Possibly worth a look anyway; you may be surprised.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 14 Aug 2013, 16:27, Reply)
Careful though,
Old properties generally equal damp.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 14 Aug 2013, 16:28, Reply)
very easy to sort out properties without a DPC
as long as you don't live in a flood plain of course
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 16:29, Reply)
I have only owned one house, it is on a flood plain. DPC is not cheap to sort.
But it's a lovely victorian terrace, and I wouldn't change it for the world.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 14 Aug 2013, 16:31, Reply)
look at Injecto-cream
aquarend.com/?page_id=105

That was a bit messy

I'll try again
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 16:38, Reply)
It's been done now, but I'll look in case we ever move.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 14 Aug 2013, 16:39, Reply)
...for all your erectile disfunctional woes

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 16:39, Reply)
haha

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 16:40, Reply)
This sidethread is NOTHING without AA's input.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 18:03, Reply)
I agree with this post
That's why I have an 18th century cottage...

Admittedly its not in London,
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 16:27, Reply)
Mine is a 1880's Victorian town house
3 stories and a cellar, I quite like my pile of bricks
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 16:28, Reply)
Sounds like Blousie's place.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 14 Aug 2013, 16:30, Reply)
doesn't BGB's place get flooded?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 16:31, Reply)
It got a little bit damp in the cellar one year after a particularly severe flood,
but her house is quite high up from the river so generally OK. The park provides a natural flood plain.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 14 Aug 2013, 16:33, Reply)
I was once asked if ours may suffer from flooding
only if it would be on a biblical scale, did not seem to amuse
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 16:34, Reply)
I too have 3 stories and a cellar
we could be house twins
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 16:33, Reply)
I hide Battereds gin in my cellar

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 16:35, Reply)
Nothing like a place that's too high to reach, eh?

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 14 Aug 2013, 16:35, Reply)
How odd I hide murdered prostitutes in mine

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 16:38, Reply)
alright Battered give B-dog his log in back

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 16:41, Reply)
i don't get this pic thing

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 16:20, Reply)
i thought he could at least have some real wanking/drawing fodder
but NO
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 16:21, Reply)
So you are definitely ginger.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 14 Aug 2013, 16:25, Reply)
She's even given up denying it now

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 16:26, Reply)
it's clearly BROWN!

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 16:26, Reply)
Why are you cuddling a black hole?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 16:27, Reply)
it represents your soul

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 16:28, Reply)
Too light

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 16:42, Reply)
in what way is that ginger???

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 16:26, Reply)
The colour.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 14 Aug 2013, 16:27, Reply)
ginger is like christina hendricks or mick hucknall

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 16:27, Reply)
Of your hair.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 14 Aug 2013, 16:27, Reply)
Is ginger.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 14 Aug 2013, 16:27, Reply)
In the colour
The hue, the tone, the shade, the tint, etc.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 16:28, Reply)
right, imma delete that now!
humph!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 16:28, Reply)
I could be wrong here
But I seem to have clicked on a 90's tango advert?
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 16:28, Reply)
yes
you are wrong. wrong and sick.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 16:28, Reply)
but the good sort of wrong and sick
amirite
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 16:34, Reply)
positively dozer-esque

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 16:36, Reply)
\0/ Yippee

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 16:39, Reply)
I don't know what happened here, but I'm assuming you posted
a picture of yourself and then tried to claim that you don't look like Chris Evans.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 16:40, Reply)
TGIF
The Ginger Is Free!
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 16:41, Reply)
..becos the crack cost money, why-oh
www.youtube.com/watch?v=eGRf8bgVlOM
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 17:30, Reply)


(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 17:05, Reply)
They made a Chompy toy?

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 17:09, Reply)
Alrigth wakkiprick, outside you go.
Ten full minutes mind.

And I want details of the three people you spoke to.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 17:20, Reply)
That could actually pass as me...
Bit thinner though, and not fucking a woman.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 17:20, Reply)
I'm on a train! Anyone else on a train! Woo!!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 17:33, Reply)
Yeah me!
Oh hang on no. I'm stuck here til 6 :o(
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 17:36, Reply)
You are missing out!
Some cunt is eating 'smelly food' and some other boring bint is talking really loud on her phone about her dinner!
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 17:38, Reply)
oh man that sounds amazing

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 17:39, Reply)
Now the ' journey manager/DJ' is saying the same things they say every fucking day!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 17:41, Reply)
cor!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 17:46, Reply)
Another promising /ot derailed by a spastic.
Thread 1: 325 replies
Thread 2: 210
Thread 3: 221
Thread 4: 130
FRANK
Thread 5: 95
Thread 6: 85
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 17:38, Reply)
Your expectations are too high since CB RADIO THREAD

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 17:41, Reply)
We'll not see the likes of those days again.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 17:46, Reply)
Nor the epic that was 'salted peanuts'

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 17:48, Reply)
It's got nothing on the sadly deleted Cable Chat.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 18:08, Reply)
good times, no wait, GREAT times

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 18:35, Reply)
They were the best of times.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 17:48, Reply)
He's a wanker.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 17:44, Reply)
cock it.
It's fucking pissing down.

I have no jacket or umbrella.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 17:50, Reply)
wak wak oops

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 17:53, Reply)
Frank needs some of this
www.instantinnerpower.com/
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 17:53, Reply)
Cheers DLT
I'll be stuck in work a while longer yet anyway. Rain might have gone off by the time I leave.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 17:54, Reply)
It's not raining on the TRAIN,

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 17:56, Reply)

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