My mate's just back from court.
27 month ban, court costs, 60 day tagging, and a DD course. I can't really say sorry dude, as I'm no fan of pissed drivers. What aren't you a fan of?
Alt, dinner?
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 16:07, 193 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I'm guessing he has previous if he has been tagged.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 16:09, Reply)

He has yes.
He only lives 5 mins from the pub, ffs.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 16:17, Reply)

How far over the limit was he?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 16:10, Reply)

Not a lot.
He's driven back so pissed in the past, he has to keep the window open to stop him falling asleep.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 16:27, Reply)

drink driving is for fucking idiots

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 16:12, Reply)

and Irish cabbies.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 16:13, Reply)

LEAVE RORY ALONE
no wait. the other one.

HARANGUE RORY TO DEATH.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 16:15, Reply)

Totally agree Swipey.
Totally agree. He's in the juicer now, getting pissed before he has his tag fitted.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 16:16, Reply)

he sounds like a great person to know

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 16:21, Reply)

University lecturer innit?

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 16:21, Reply)

One thing I've never got, is how someone can get killed through things like a Drunk Driver, Careless Driver, bad safety at work...etc....
and not get _at least_ something equal to Manslaughter.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 16:17, Reply)

how someone can get killed through things like a Drunk Driver, Careless Driver, bad safety at work...etc....
and not get _at least_ something equal to Manslaughter. sex
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 16:24, Reply)

He will get his chance tonight when swipe comes a calling tonight

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 16:25, Reply)

Are they boshing each other?
Ewwww. I wonder what the spawn of their sweaty porking will look like.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 16:28, Reply)

Gonz is Jewish
Won't be any porking from him.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 16:37, Reply)

they would make a cute couple.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 19 Aug 2013, 16:29, Reply)

A veritable match made in heaven no doubt

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 16:30, Reply)

well, they are of similar builds
and both have.... interesting views on food. but as has been pointed out Gonz is a nice guy, so not really her type. a shame really they'd do each other good. maybe if we all wish hard...
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 19 Aug 2013, 16:34, Reply)

.... then you'll fuck off to one of rory's loonybins, where you belong?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 16:36, Reply)

You really are in a good mood today ain't you?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 16:38, Reply)

i'm alright, he's just a bit pointless when his drugs fail to kick in
looking forward to running later, i feel full of pasta and tired.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 16:41, Reply)

I thought you were having dinner with Gonz tonight?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 16:42, Reply)

careful there
captain lithium balls will accuse you of being a mental stalker.

no, gonz was originally working near my flat tomorrow, but now he isn't.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 16:43, Reply)

Ahhhh the old "Playing hard to get" Ploy

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 16:44, Reply)

Nah. He's bottled it.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 16:46, Reply)

his own shit?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 16:49, Reply)

Could be worse it could be one of Kroneys

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 16:54, Reply)

i think i missed the beginning of that frozen meme
i don't regret it
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 16:55, Reply)

oh yes, I'm definitely the unhinged one here, not you.
fucking mentalist stalker.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 19 Aug 2013, 16:38, Reply)

yes, yes you are
look at how many people you've fallen out with on here. the list is legion, my friend.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 16:40, Reply)

yes dear.
At least I takes my lithium to help my headwrongs. and I usually apologise to people when I've been a cunt. You think you're justified in your unpleasantness. and you don't have half as good an excuse.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 19 Aug 2013, 16:44, Reply)

i am unpleasant online to two categories of people
(i) people that i know and like, like kroney, who know it's banter, and who give it back
(ii) hypo-chomp, because he was a cunt to me

your pills are not an excuse for being a cunt. they never will be. you are still in control of what you type.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 16:50, Reply)

somone 'being a cunt to you' (and frankly even on that I have my doubts) years ago is not an excuse for acting as you do
at least for anyone sane and grown.

my own actions, imperfect as they are and my character, flawed as it may be do not change the truth of what I am saying and deep down you know it.I suspect this it the main reason that you are so stupid about it.

And if you can read you'd have noticed I'm not trying to use the pills as an excuse.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 19 Aug 2013, 16:55, Reply)

"here endeth the first lesson"
sadly it is the first out of about 1,000 tedious such lessons.

if you think it's ok to act as he did, and you'd be happy for your son to behave like that with girls, then that's your own personal moral code. i'm extremely glad it's not mine - i've never treated anyone like shit, and i never shall.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 17:01, Reply)

I never said that.
What I have said, and will say again, (stripped of any internet 'banter' and hyperbole) is that your reaction is disproportional and frankly worrying.I'd say it comes pretty close to harassment, although you probably know the law better than me.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 19 Aug 2013, 17:09, Reply)

in your opinion
you don't know me, and you don't know what he said, etc. so that makes you entitled to your opinion, but it ain't worth the paper it isn't written on.

if i'd ever posted real names or pics or links to work, that would be a different matter.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 17:16, Reply)

me and foggsy fell out cos he kept calling me a marketing cunt and thgat I was a poor excuse for a human being :(

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 16:50, Reply)

Well he does have a point

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 16:51, Reply)

What Jammy Rabbit says

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 16:53, Reply)

:o

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 16:53, Reply)

Oscillator Leporidae?
Is that any better?
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 16:55, Reply)

i'm going to see the new musical of that in october

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 16:55, Reply)

I am sure it will be rampant

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 16:57, Reply)

he's always arguing with someone
or preaching like a vicar on speed.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 16:52, Reply)

Christ, eveyone's got all angry round here
Why doesn't everyone just meet up for a big ol' fuck, get the tension out of the air
( Theoban What of it, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 16:56, Reply)

i've met him
not even with yours, mate.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 17:01, Reply)

I'd do him with mine
I'll do all you motherfuckers
except you
no ginges
hope you don't mind
( Theoban What of it, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 17:03, Reply)

as i'm not ginger
i don't mind at all. but you can do him twice instead, i'm happy with that.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 17:05, Reply)

ANYTHING FOR YOU MY RED LOVE

( Theoban What of it, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 17:05, Reply)

goddammit
this has gone far enough, do you hear??
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 17:06, Reply)

yes miss
sorry miss
won't happen again miss
( Theoban What of it, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 17:10, Reply)

Shut up, Jacamo Features.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 16:28, Reply)

aint no double xl round these ways
I'm still rocking a 32" waist...just
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 16:32, Reply)

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( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 16:29, Reply)

You sound like you're fighting back

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 16:31, Reply)

i was hoping that was his death rattle

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 16:43, Reply)

Thanks. Bitch.
BTW - every time you post a picture on FB, you look even more ginger in it than you did in the previous one.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 16:45, Reply)

^ what he said

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 16:49, Reply)

WE'RE NOT FRIENDS ON FB

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 16:55, Reply)

Who? Battered?

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 16:56, Reply)

I DON'T KNOW I'M ALL CONFUSED

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 17:01, Reply)

haha

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 16:49, Reply)

maybe it's your eyesight fading out

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 16:55, Reply)

Yeah agree.
I've driven pissed once, in all my life, when I was 17 and got my first car. Never done it since, if I'm driving now I won't have even one. It dulls your senses that little bit.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 16:25, Reply)

also it's just not worth it
you can't get pissed, so why waste 250 cals
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 16:35, Reply)

Be fair
When I'm really pissed I struggle to walk. Driving must be really difficult.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 16:31, Reply)

I don't even OWN a car
I've done some drunk bus riding does that count
I'm sorry if it does
( Theoban What of it, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 16:46, Reply)

I dont see how a role playing course will help

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 16:46, Reply)

*throws 20 sided dice*

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 16:48, Reply)

Escapes police drink driving trap
Ah yeah I see it now,
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 16:52, Reply)

Manchester!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 16:58, Reply)

London!

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 17:05, Reply)

What are you doing in Mancland?

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 17:08, Reply)

Making my way to Halifax.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 17:12, Reply)

You were there the other week yeah?
It's a nice place.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 17:15, Reply)

Surely there's a branch in Briz you could have gone to?
/you
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 17:15, Reply)

Hmm.
I'm on a train now that has York as its final destination.

This is even closer to not meeting Dozer than I was last time.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 17:38, Reply)

As to the earlier question, just over 3 times the limit.
110ml.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 17:02, Reply)

Woah. Headfuck.
The bloke who runs the winchester club in Minder is drinking in a bar in the Professionals.

Weird.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 17:03, Reply)

It's called acting.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 17:09, Reply)

Yeah Tinker from Lovejoy was a violent bank robber in the Sweeney once and all.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 17:09, Reply)

I'm not sure I can cope with this.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 17:10, Reply)

Shit ain't right, bro.
'Tink'? Robbing a bank?????
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 17:11, Reply)

I don't know which way's up, anymore.
Apparently Lovejoy himself also runs a whorehouse in the American Old West.
( Kroney, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 17:40, Reply)

FUCK OFF DOES HE

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 17:48, Reply)

Well it's all fucking happening.
The dude who reckoned he could get 300k for my gaff has offered a lower % if he gets less than 290k, he's that sure. He wants to get a photographer round asap and whoah fucking hell it's real now.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 17:11, Reply)

great news.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 19 Aug 2013, 17:11, Reply)

It kind of is.
I realise that I've only bought flats and have never sold one. I need solicitors don't I?

/is crap
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 17:13, Reply)

Yes you do. Your estate agent should be able to recommend one.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 17:14, Reply)

yes, but not yet
i can recommend a couple of cheap ones, or your estate agent will have ones that they work with regularly. i'd do it, but contrary to rory's porridgey mumblings above, i'm not a conveyancer, so i wouldn't be able to do a good job.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 17:31, Reply)

Cheap sounds good

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 17:33, Reply)

So, everybody having a good time?
I am cos I'm on a train, and that's when I come up with all my best stuff.
Lots of love, Dr. Frog. X
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 17:36, Reply)

TRAIN - YESSSSSS
*kneeslides*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 17:42, Reply)

Tru dat! *sockslides*

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 17:49, Reply)

Who went and wound up Wilf again?
Own up.
( Kroney, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 17:36, Reply)

he winds himself up

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 17:36, Reply)

^ this ^

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 17:37, Reply)

Doesn't like you much, does he?
Doesn't like me much, either.
( Kroney, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 17:37, Reply)

In the last week he had fallen out with me, goerdie jay
It's all us of course not anything to do with him at all
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 17:44, Reply)

something something no money, he's got his strong beliefs
something something no power, he's got his strong beliefs
( Kroney, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 17:46, Reply)

Well at least he's got the stones and the DIGNITY to say how he feels

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 17:47, Reply)

you cunt
imma sing this all the way home
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 17:49, Reply)

That's nothing Nakers gave me the earworm of
"I believe in miracles" By the Jackson Sisters, that was stuck in my head all day Sat and most of Sun. morning
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 17:56, Reply)

next week he'll love us all
depending on whether he's taken blue pills or pink pills

occasionally there are MAD RED PILLS and he disappears for a while
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 17:47, Reply)

I like how obviously unpredictable he is and yet it's definitely not due to his medicine
no, it's how much he feels like busting chops, or something.
( Kroney, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 17:48, Reply)

... "Lithium is used to treat the manic episodes of manic depression. Manic symptoms include hyperactivity, rushed speech, poor judgment, reduced need for sleep, aggression, and anger. It also helps to prevent or lessen the intensity of manic episodes" ...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 17:51, Reply)

He does have good days
The night of the Dozers was well lol
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 17:48, Reply)

the comedy wilf and the nasty wilf i don't mind
it's the earnest, cycling, preachy wilf i have no time for
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 17:49, Reply)

Yep that's the annoying one
ANYWAY shouldn't you be out running in them pink trainers of yours?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 17:51, Reply)

nah, i'll be at work til about 8 tonight
then running
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 17:52, Reply)

That sounds like a long, long day

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 17:57, Reply)

i usually do about 8.30-8 with no lunch
but do mess around on here between files when i need a head check
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 17:59, Reply)

Strike through e adds r
strikethrough he adds o

Gonz is the man
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 18:05, Reply)

Which one is Wilf again?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 17:38, Reply)

Foggsy

( Kroney, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 17:39, Reply)

Which one's that?

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 17:43, Reply)

Wilf

( Kroney, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 17:51, Reply)

Foggsy, Wilf Lunn, you know. FFS man keep up.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 17:43, Reply)

I'm trying, okay? God! I'm doing my best!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 18:01, Reply)

You'll never manage it.
I feel you need to have been posting here since /OTs conception to have any idea what the fuck they're all talking about. The only thing I know is swipe used to post about blowjobs on QOTW all the time and is apparently a massive ginger.
( The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 18:25, Reply)

It was all ironic apparently.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 18:29, Reply)

I'm going through a place called Littleborough.
Despite it being in the north it's surprisingly pretty.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 18:09, Reply)

I'm planning on retiring there.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 18:15, Reply)

OHoh
well played
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 18:17, Reply)

Evenin' all
Seems I've missed some infighting and sexual innuendo. No change there then.
I'm not a fan of football. (massive generalisation alert) Played by overpaid fuckwits, watched by inbred tribal wankstain fuckwits.
Alt: Chicken curry, Pilau rice and poppadums.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 18:28, Reply)