"you fucking human mooncup"
alt: they're both too wet

altalt: you won't need one. but wear 3 condoms. partly because it's full of chavs looking for a baby-daddy and partly because kroney likes it that way
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 9:44, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

I don't bother with johnnies.
Sure, my cock's rotting right off my pelvis but it feels so much better!
( Kroney, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 9:49, Reply)

you haven't thought this through
if you want him to wear them, it's because you're taking it.

and you want him to wear 3 because it's the only way he'll last beyond 2 mins.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 9:50, Reply)

by contrast, it seems i may have thought this through a little too much :(

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 9:50, Reply)

I feel violated.

( Kroney, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 9:52, Reply)

ii think it'd take more than his baby carrot and petit pois to violate your gaping canyon

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 9:57, Reply)

He might as well open a window and fuck the night

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 10:00, Reply)

that would be a (w)hole lot less dark and scary

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 10:00, Reply)

The moths could get in if he did that

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 10:06, Reply)

This is also one of my favourite insults
for a lady who has a big lady garden... It in no way refers to my tiny penis
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 10:11, Reply)

I can only meet at 12.
Got to be back to pick up Micro.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 9:52, Reply)

Sorry, I'm on a shift pattern, I can't get out that early
it's when all the early shifters head out.
( Kroney, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 9:55, Reply)

Another time.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 9:56, Reply)

Oh man
DOZERed
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 9:56, Reply)

Fuck not again
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 9:58, Reply)

POW

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 10:00, Reply)

Don't let him have a vaulting horse sporters

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 10:03, Reply)

Well played I will save that excuse up for Dozer

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 9:56, Reply)

That is an excellent insult.
*notes down*
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 9:51, Reply)

stolen from malcolm tucker
singlehandedly the best resource for swearing and insults on the PLANET

en.wikiquote.org/wiki/The_Thick_of_It
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 9:52, Reply)

I thought that programme was very overrated.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 9:52, Reply)

I think you are very over rated

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 9:55, Reply)

I know you're a bent spastic.
And a prick.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 9:56, Reply)

i liked it
but i LOVED tucker
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 9:56, Reply)

+jenkins

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 10:05, Reply)

Leroy

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 10:07, Reply)

Bad bad Brown

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 10:19, Reply)