I don't know why women can't seem to get along
I used to work in an all-female department and it was just *constant* bitching and sniping. Behind each other's backs of course, not face to face. Possibly just that particular group of women, but I've never noticed men do it. Men seem to go for the direct "you're a fucking cock" approach.
( Kroney, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 12:44, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

No you *ARE* a fucking cock

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 12:45, Reply)

Quite possibly
I've only ever heard about women disliking me from roundabout rumour. Men just punch me.
( Kroney, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 12:46, Reply)

Is that because you got most of the women pregnant in your office block?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 12:47, Reply)

Seriously, I don't know where this is coming from.

( Kroney, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 12:48, Reply)

It comes from your inability to keep Mr Winky in your pants
How's the Golf getting on?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 12:49, Reply)

I'll have you know that I'm a paragon of abstinence.
Golf's cost me a grand to get it roadworthy, which means I've spent 2.5 on getting a really nice, solid 16v. Not quite so much of a bargain as I'd thought, but I've still come in below the 3.5k average. Pretty happy.
( Kroney, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 12:51, Reply)

so it's all up and running?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 12:52, Reply)

Will be as of 5pm tonight.
Now it's got a new clutch I'll be able to properly put my foot down.
( Kroney, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 12:53, Reply)

Nice one, at least you can tinker with it yourself
EDIT: this would have been much better if I done did a strike through on clutch to crutch
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 12:55, Reply)

It needed both front shocks replacing, new discs and pads all round,
a new clutch, a new thermostat and housing, a new brake caliper and a new wheel bearing.

I just don't have the gear to do in the air wheels off work, otherwise I could have saved a packet on labour costs. Oh well.
( Kroney, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 12:58, Reply)

So the engine and body are strong
RESULT
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 13:05, Reply)

His office building smells of garlic, onions, despair & surrender.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 12:50, Reply)

of Ori
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 12:52, Reply)

French paper folding?

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 12:56, Reply)

No, it's all of them.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 12:48, Reply)

the other day, two of them had a shouting match in the canteen
something about being turned down for a role, the one woman was shouting as the other walked away "you've really screwed me over, i won't fucking forget this"
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 12:54, Reply)

She won't either.
A woman's grudge lasts a lifetime and beyond.
Just look at the film!
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 13:00, Reply)