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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Soup's fucking terribleIf I wanted a drink masquerading as my supper I'll fucking down a pint of gin and do it that way
Fuck off terrible food
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Theoban What of it, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 16:42,
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latest was 12 years ago)
theo....Theo..THEOBAN HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 16:43,
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alright hh tell me you're not slurping down on some hot soup cock like the rest of these liquid fuckers(
Theoban What of it, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 16:44,
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Me I'm at home drinking beerwith a bottle of hennessy warming in the airing cupboard
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 16:49,
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I deserve it MontyI fucked off at three today and will now being doing massive damage to my liver till next Thursday
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 16:52,
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I got sixty quids to last me til paydayI reckon, 40 on booze, 20 on food. that's right yeah?
if I go cheap I could even go less than 20
imagine that
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Theoban What of it, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 16:54,
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Get yourself to Aldi. Cheap food AND booze.Money left for a cheap hooker!
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 17:00,
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but that's far awaytesco is right there, big bag of pasta, that'll get me through til wednesday
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Theoban What of it, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 17:03,
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that's sound mathematics, Theosophism.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 17:01,
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Stick with me, pal - I am great with money.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 17:10,
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I knew a guy who ordered cognac in the brandy balloon HE INSISTED ON THE BALLOON then asked for ice in itpeople eh
I like drink I hope you have good drink
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Theoban What of it, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 16:50,
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Ice...Ice.....Fucking ICEGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 16:51,
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I have my Balloon (not hat of course) at the readywill wait till it hits a slightly warmish temp and then Quaff with much gusto
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 16:54,
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Swill it out with almost hot water before pouring.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 16:57,
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What I need from you here is a name and address, and some next of kin details for this joker.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 16:54,
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Edinburgh erm, somewhereI don't keep in touch with THE PAST
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Theoban What of it, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 16:55,
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I've never drunk brandy in my life, so I'm ignorant to these thingsJust trying to learn
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 16:59,
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I had to google 'brandy balloon'I know literally nothing about the subject.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 17:02,
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When we meet up for LASH OF THE TITANS you and I shall have a LOT of fun.This will involve high end cognaccing.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 17:06,
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The glass is specifically designed so that the heat of your hand warms the cognac.When you see people holding the glass in that 'palm facing upward' way, they aren't *necessarily* just being pricks.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 17:07,
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do what you want really I just thought it'd be a tale to amuse these lotyou're immune to criticism.
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Theoban What of it, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 16:58,
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I am thatThis is what comes of being bald, beared, bespectacled and hideously ugly.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 17:00,
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I can't wait for it to happen to meThe en-baldmonkeying it's called
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Theoban What of it, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 17:02,
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I'm slightly slimmer, and consist of 20% less ballbaggery(
Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 17:03,
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>:((
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 16:58,
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):<(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 17:12,
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haha fat arse hahahahaha see that's funny cos cheeks are both used for face and arse features(
Theoban What of it, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 16:49,
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i used to believe that soup wasn't foodbut then I was brainwashed. With Heinz Chicken and Mushroom
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 16:44,
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see you've messed that up again, mushroom ain't food, it's just a process to turn shit into ground, not summat you eat(
Theoban What of it, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 16:45,
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you are going to fail so heavilywhen we're all living on a fleet of space ships escaping from highly evolved cyborgs
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 16:50,
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s'alright way I live I ain't making it past 31, 32 at mostyou guys can feast on my remains
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Theoban What of it, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 16:51,
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that always seems like a good idea until you get to 30(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 16:54,
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Yeah I'm already 31*hack* *cough*
Bits are sloughing off me all the time
It's extremely arousing
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Theoban What of it, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 16:55,
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You felt us talking about you the other day, didn't you?(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 16:47,
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I KNEW there was a reason I was feeling extremely sexual(
Theoban What of it, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 16:48,
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You can be really hurtful sometimes, do you know that?(
Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 16:53,
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What I do this time?If I did it I didn't mean to
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Theoban What of it, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 16:56,
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Well some people like soupYou might've hurt someone's feelings.
/soup woe
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 16:58,
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no-one likes soupunless they got touched up by a steak when they were a kid
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Theoban What of it, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 16:58,
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