Soup is a starter at best not a meal

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 17:02, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

That's why, contrary to what the Red Wrongun up there thinks ^
You have bread with it. Pads it out, innit.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 17:05, Reply)

Depends on the soup
Hot & Sour is a starter

Butternut squash and chilli is more than capable of being a main course.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 17:08, Reply)

yes
that one i like, with chunky carrots and celery and onions and mushrooms and a million tomatoes and pasta and pesto is a bloody 3 course meal (for only 300 cals, bargain)
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 17:12, Reply)

- celery

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 17:21, Reply)

Onion, carrot and celery is the base ingredients to my soup stock
But that's all sieved out before the real stuff goes in
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 17:23, Reply)

Celery has only one valid place, and that is as part of mirepoix.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 17:27, Reply)

Errrmmmmm That's what I just said

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 17:29, Reply)

nope, it belongs shoved roughly in the arse of whichever bastard thought it was a good idea to add it to food
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 17:30, Reply)

I see that Dog boy has opened your eyes to more than just culinary delights

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 17:32, Reply)

since it's hollow, you can get two and shove them in your arse, then when you fart it'll be like playing a little flute

( Theoban What of it, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 17:33, Reply)

Nah see you have your steak and chips
and if you're on a diet, have a glass of soup alongside
( Theoban What of it, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 17:09, Reply)

BUT NO ICE, RIGHT?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 17:21, Reply)

I only drink my soup in a soup balloon

( Theoban What of it, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 17:34, Reply)

up to the highest heights and send it Soaring

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 17:44, Reply)