0/7.
That was clicking totally random.
I'm having a mega brekkie, in training for the cricket.
3 rashers of bacon, 2 large sausages, scrambled egg, part of a black pudding ring, beans, grilled tomatoes, potato scone, and 2 hash browns. And shitloads of toast. I'm going to drink tea, watch telly and scratch. Maybe attempt farting later, although that may be a bit too much effort.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 10:18, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Excellent breakfasting but requires mushrooms for completeness

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 10:19, Reply)

I may make my sauseggs for breakfast

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 10:20, Reply)

Sauseggs requires explanation.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 10:23, Reply)

I the meantime I'm going for a piss and a cigarette. And going to get a can of Sanpellegrino Blood Orange flavour.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 10:25, Reply)

Omelette that has sausage and whatever the hell is in the fridge

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 10:33, Reply)

If you like decent sausages, these are mega,
www.cowmans.co.uk/
I have a trip every month or so.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 10:36, Reply)

Don't let Monty see that
he loves the sausage, if you know what I mean.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 11:06, Reply)

Had none I'm afraid.
What you up to today?
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 10:29, Reply)

W**king

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 10:45, Reply)

Masturbation is nothing to be ashamed of.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 10:47, Reply)

maybe you could spend the day amending your CV and applying for jobs

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 10:31, Reply)

Nah.
Not enough time, starting new bizzness innit.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 10:34, Reply)

Aren't you a veggie?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 10:36, Reply)

Yeah, I was, packed it in.
I've mad a few half arsed attempts at going back, but I like the meat too much. How's you anyway? Still coming to the bash?
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 10:41, Reply)

Good thanks fella
Payday today, woo!

Aye, shall be there
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 10:53, Reply)