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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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We done Jamie Oliver yet?
He's come out and said people shouldn't have big tellies and eat ready meals claiming poverty, and today he's said the english are lazy and his resturants would close if it wasn't for europeens.

I reckon he's got a point.

What do YOU reckon?
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 11:12, 119 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
I reckon I don't give a shit what that fat tongued mockney cunt says.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 11:14, Reply)
I reckon he can fuck right off
His restaurants are too expensive for povvos like me
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 11:24, Reply)
I once dined in one of his 'cafe' resturants and the food was medioca, but I also had a pasta lesson, that was the most fun evening i've ever had out in my life on my own.
I learnt to make Pasta.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 11:28, Reply)
Never eaten in one of his places.
I had a flick through one of his recipe books, in which he imparted the secrets of a bacon butty. Good quality bacon and bread apparently. Thanks Jamie.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 11:31, Reply)
I have a James Martin book with a recipy that involves "Saussages & bread" and "Ketchup or brown sauce; depending on your preference".

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 11:32, Reply)
Sausages and bread recipe wes a sausage butty I presume?

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 11:35, Reply)
Is the Ketchup free? This is important

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 11:41, Reply)
Only in England

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 11:43, Reply)
Bit Racist

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 11:44, Reply)
ENGERLISH KETCHUP 4 ENGERLISH PEOPLE
'Like' if u agree. 97% of people, blah blah, tru friendz etc ....
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 11:45, Reply)
Like

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 11:48, Reply)
that wasn't the issue
he was moaning it was the east coast of scotland being racist against west coast scots.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 12:15, Reply)
I reckon he's totally right and we should send all them scroungers back to Fatland where they come from.

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 11:28, Reply)
Don't want to hear any Jamie Oliver news unless it's about a new Scarlett Division album.
I do get bored of pointless celebrities social commentary. Just cook a fucking pie on the telly dickhead.

Plus: Turkey Twizzlers.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 11:28, Reply)
That series he did on school dinners was pretty interesting.
I'd never heard of Turkey Twizzlers before that, so bought some for a test drive. Pretty rank.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 11:41, Reply)
Never tried them, but wish I had.
My life is full of regret, this being one of the greatest.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 11:42, Reply)
Not yet, I've not heard what he said.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 11:30, Reply)
some media outlets are horrified that he suggested poor people should eat stale bread! shock horror warra cunt!


what he actually suggested was that leftovers, such as stale bread could still be used in dishes like Panzenella.
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 11:34, Reply)
I fucking hate the British public.
Common mouth breathing, Tesco enriching, pasta baking, £2 chickening, plasma tellying, reproducing CUNTS.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 11:37, Reply)
YEAH

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 11:39, Reply)
All I could be bothered to find was this, will it do?
www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-23860811
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 11:36, Reply)
And this:
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/443957.stm
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 11:38, Reply)
he has a point, poverty today is'nt real poverty like in the old days

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 11:30, Reply)
Yeah, I bet you can remember when this was all fleas

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 11:42, Reply)
I think he's right.
And one look at you lot makes it obvious.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 11:35, Reply)
Right I have finished off the second coat of paint on the ceilings and done all the wall edges
I was going to have a coffee but I may have a beer instead, what should I have*?

*Can someone completely impartial like Stunned, Battered or Sportscow answer this please
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 11:39, Reply)
Coffee.
90 minutes more work then beer and lunch.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 11:40, Reply)
:(

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 11:41, Reply)
Go with Stunned
Finish painting without beer otherwise tomorrow will be more painting.

Then get pissed
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 11:44, Reply)
Back at work tomorrow :(
Just got the rollering to do, that hardly takes any time at all
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 11:46, Reply)
It's my Jewish side, whenever I am given the opportunity to drive the slaves
I drive them damn hard.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 11:44, Reply)
Fuck it, I'm gonna have a beer anyway

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 11:47, Reply)
When did you become so fucking sensible?
Also - answer my text you cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 11:45, Reply)
I can GIVE advice. Just can't follow it.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 11:50, Reply)
Now days the sign of 'poverty' is a big fat bastard rather than a skinny malnourished bastard.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 11:40, Reply)
Is it worth going to london tonight just because I fancy a Tayaabs/Needos?

(PsychoChomp, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 11:45, Reply)
I know a nice little family owned Italian place

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 11:47, Reply)
No.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 11:47, Reply)
Nah. Lot of train fare innit.
No paki grills in MK? Go to that burger place.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 11:48, Reply)
It's less than £20
And I'd save half that by it being bring your own.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 11:49, Reply)
Oh, bus replacement unless I leave london before 10pm
Not worth it.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 11:50, Reply)
That burger place that does the gutbusters looked good.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 11:53, Reply)
That would involve going to dinner with someone who was also friends with my ex, which is what I'm trying to avoid.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 11:55, Reply)
Ahh.
Too soon. Bit raw.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 11:57, Reply)
Just don't want to talk about it or her, so i meeting up with some of my london friends is easier.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 11:58, Reply)
He can always ask for it well done.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 11:58, Reply)
Just like she will be now....

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 12:10, Reply)
Might be worth it to find out the real reason.
If, that is, you care. Which you'd probably be wise not to.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 11:58, Reply)
Won't change anything.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 12:05, Reply)
Is Gonz the chef there?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 11:56, Reply)
Also have a look at the "porkwich" here.
www.percys-delivered.co.uk/menu.php
(PsychoChomp, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 11:57, Reply)
Nice.
California looks good too.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 11:58, Reply)
It is, I've worked quite a way through that menu.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 11:59, Reply)
Pastrami lamb sounds worth trying.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 11:59, Reply)
Not mad on pastrami.
Tru fax.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 12:05, Reply)
Depends on who is paying

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 11:49, Reply)
Z.I.N.G.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 11:51, Reply)
Morning Batts, how was Birthday Girls day yesterday?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 11:52, Reply)
The cake looked nice

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 11:52, Reply)
It was well received. Bloody hard work though. Particularly making a giraffe out of icing.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 11:56, Reply)
She had a great day thanks. Poor kid is so knackered today she's just fallen asleep in her lunch so I've put her down for an early nap.
The party she had was great, particularly all the mothers glaring at me and muttering among themselves 'there he is. The bastard. She's better off without him. The shit'. Etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 11:55, Reply)
haha
I have seen this happen, bitches being bitches yo.
Still glad she had a nice day
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 11:58, Reply)
Nah, have beans on toast and pay that money off that debt

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 11:50, Reply)
The debt is gone.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 11:51, Reply)
So is the girlfriend.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 11:52, Reply)
Ooof

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 11:52, Reply)
OK "Barry Scott"

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 11:52, Reply)

gone transferred
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 11:53, Reply)
He's always on a fucking soapbox.
Calm down dear, and have a biscuit.

Is it Irony he is going for, moaning about British moaning?
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 11:47, Reply)
We need Dozer to confirm any irony claims, Sozz dems da rulez

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 11:51, Reply)
Site rules. We don't make them, just follow them.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 11:54, Reply)
I finish for the week in three and a half hours.
Just sayin'.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 12:02, Reply)
I'm off all this week. Just sayin'.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 12:03, Reply)
You are pookie-esque in your employment situation.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 12:04, Reply)
Certainly not. You cheeky cunt.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 12:10, Reply)
I'm off Saturday AND Sunday. Just sayin'.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 12:04, Reply)
Next week, I've got Friday off and then I'm off for a week.
Just sayin'
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 12:05, Reply)
I'm back at work tomorrow Been off since Friday
I'll be glad to get back for a rest
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 12:05, Reply)
+ just sayin'

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 12:14, Reply)

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