I've got two fucking great sweaty men hammering away in my bedroom
I only left the door open for five minutes. I'm hoping they'll be finished soon and then they might leave. They didnt even want the glass of water I offered them.
( Kroney, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 8:49, 3 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Would they not let you join in?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 29 Aug 2013, 8:50, Reply)

I didn't want to offer, they seem to know what they're about.
One's really drilling away in there at moment.
( Kroney, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 8:50, Reply)

I hope your flatmate didn't organise them...

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 8:51, Reply)

She's hiding in her room. Can't say I blame her.
I'm stuck sitting in awkward silence in the sitting room until they finish.
( Kroney, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 8:52, Reply)

Have a wank

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 8:55, Reply)

I'm bored

( Kroney, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 8:57, Reply)

What are they even doing?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 8:58, Reply)

Putting a bed together.

( Kroney, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 9:00, Reply)

You have people in to put your bed together?
Are you some sort of girl?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 9:03, Reply)

The company do it for free
I ent turning down the chance to do fuck all whilst somebody else does my work for me.
( Kroney, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 9:04, Reply)

I need a new bed, just no found the time to try any out

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 9:05, Reply)

Get yourself down Dreams, m8
Failing that, Argos apparently do beds.
( Kroney, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 9:09, Reply)

I got mine from Warren Evans
they put it together too. No way I was going to.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 9:11, Reply)

The amount of screws going in there, I think I've just bought my landlord a bed

( Kroney, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 9:12, Reply)

You keep prison officers in your bedroom?
Oh, I get it, little bit off C&R, is it?
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 9:17, Reply)

Remember how long it took Lighty to put together a TV cabinet?
Would you trust an IT bod when it comes to furniture construction?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 29 Aug 2013, 9:05, Reply)

I'll have you know that I'm very handy

( Kroney, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 9:06, Reply)

+s

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 9:10, Reply)

That was a parts issue
I could have had it done in 5 or 6 hours otherwise.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 9:12, Reply)

You should have just cut them in half like I told you

( Kroney, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 9:13, Reply)

I don't think the cuckold are allowed to.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 8:51, Reply)

Still if it keeps your missus happy
then let her play
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 8:50, Reply)

Yeah, she'll be happily sprawling out there in no time.

( Kroney, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 8:51, Reply)

They'd probably prefer an orange drink

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 8:50, Reply)