My train is going through a council estate and I just saw a middle aged man with a pony tail and beer belly wearing Spider-Man pyjamas

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 8:50, 4 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Yeah I thought I should smarten myself up
Off to the Job Centre for my assessment
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 8:51, Reply)

I saw a bit of "the call centre" last night, based in south wales...
I have never seen such a common, useless, pikey retards in all my life.

"As long as he 'as muscles, is on steroids and 'as tattoos them I'm 'appy"
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 8:55, Reply)

^never been to essex^

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 8:56, Reply)

^true fact^
Although I think I've driven through it
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 8:57, Reply)

Lucky man. Lucky, lucky man.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 8:59, Reply)

I drove through it once, it was awful
Though it did end up looking slightly better by comparison when I got to my destination. Felixstowe.
( Kroney, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 8:59, Reply)

Felixstowe is fucking horrible
As a chap from Essex I speak with experience in saying I am so fucking glad I moved when I was quite young.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 9:04, Reply)

Used to park the boat up there a bit.
Or "moor" if you're being a sailor. Shithole of a town, truly grim, but most port/dock towns are.
See Hull for reference.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 9:08, Reply)

A big 'hello' from Folkestone!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 9:12, Reply)

We should gas the lot of them

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 9:13, Reply)

You should stick to mooring in places like Cowes
at least there you get to fuck rich toff girls by pretending you're a better sailor than you are.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 9:38, Reply)

Why on earth?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 9:04, Reply)

Masochism
I keep accidentally liking your posts. I want to be clear that they're all mistakes. I do not like your posts.
( Kroney, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 9:07, Reply)

I'm the best one here

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 9:11, Reply)

I saw that last week.
Shower of twats, the lot of them.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 29 Aug 2013, 9:00, Reply)

But they are making upwards of £50 A DAY!
Who's the twat now? Eh?
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 9:06, Reply)

You?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 9:08, Reply)

I asked who was a twat now. My twattishness is and has always been an ongoing project.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 9:09, Reply)

Keep up the good work, Doc!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 9:22, Reply)

I'm doing my best.
I just have to know to keep going, and one day I will come across as a twat without much effort on my part at all. I'm close, I know, but there is still work to do.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 9:24, Reply)

That'll definately keep them in false eyelashes, nails and spray tans

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 9:12, Reply)

From their orange hue, I would assume the the bottom has fallen out of the chocolate factory market, and Wonka and his staff have gone into telesales.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 9:15, Reply)

Did Monty wave?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 8:52, Reply)

I waved, but you ignored me :(

( Kroney, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 8:53, Reply)

Andrew Marr has really let himself go since that stroke.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 8:55, Reply)