D'you know who I hate?
Fucking sick dog charities.
I usually polite to most chuggers, but I can't help but be rude to the animal pricks.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 9:12, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

some vegetarian yurt prick you're turning out to be

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 9:13, Reply)

I do my bit by not eating the useless shit creatures

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 9:14, Reply)

i also do not eat dogs

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 9:15, Reply)

Why not?
Some omnivore you're turning out to be.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 9:16, Reply)

a dog's got personality

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 9:20, Reply)

how does he smell

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 9:22, Reply)

Our dogs smells of death

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 9:24, Reply)

Ok...
I might not engage you in conversation again, you weirdo.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 9:24, Reply)

clearly you aren't into "film"

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 9:27, Reply)

I'm certainly not into any of that shit involving animals that you've been watching, you filthy deviant.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 9:29, Reply)

Putting the goat into goatse

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 9:29, Reply)

I blame the public school system for all this deviancy.
For example, I hear Battered likes to dress up in a nappy and pay a large woman in thigh high boots to humiliate him.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 9:33, Reply)

To Battered all women are large tho'

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 9:35, Reply)

Lusty did a classic on some knobber on the Strand once
'did you know there are only 1500 tigers left in the wild?'


'I really don't care about that, I'm afraid'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 9:16, Reply)

Tigers are shit

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 9:19, Reply)

yes but if you dry the cock
And crush it into a powder you might be able to stir some life back into your turgid member, this way your wife will stop knocking off the postman and you will stop having to compensate by renovating a derelict house to try and prove you are still a man.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 9:21, Reply)

*makes notes*
So fuck a tiger then, yeah?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 9:22, Reply)

Tony really fell on hard times when he was dropped from Kellloggs advertising

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 9:23, Reply)

He's grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreat

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 9:24, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1Hy2fEZsM8
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 9:25, Reply)

That is fucking dreadful

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 9:27, Reply)

RIP WIV DA ANGLES NOW :'(

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 9:30, Reply)

I mean, yeah boohoo and all that, it is a tragedy.
But if I were going to hand over money to a charity, I think I'd put it towards my own species first, y'know?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 9:26, Reply)

You have a much higher view of humanity than I do

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 9:30, Reply)

It's one of my many failings.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 9:30, Reply)

you're assuming he's human here
he may be referring to his own alien species
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 9:47, Reply)

stop trying to turn real life into some spasticated LARP shit

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 9:49, Reply)