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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I'm Best Man for a THIRD time next year :(
I'm thinking I might just keep this speech and change the names for any future weddings.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 11:50, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
I've never been a best man
But I have some cracking jokes ready for when my best mates do get married.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 11:51, Reply)
I've never been a best man too.
But I have provided jobs employment for three of them.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 30 Aug 2013, 11:55, Reply)
dad?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 11:57, Reply)
blow?

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 11:58, Reply)
Yeah I'll have a line.
Thanks mate.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 12:01, Reply)
gay wedding or a proper one?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 11:52, Reply)
Probably a real wedding not one of those sham gay weddings that discredit my wonderful union with a lady with ladyparts.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 11:54, Reply)
HOW CAN THEY BE PROPERLY MARRIED HE HE CAN'T JIZZ IN HER CUNT!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 11:55, Reply)
gay wedding lols.
I went to a lezza "civil partnership", quite a few boot-faced harridans there, plenty of normal lezzas,though. You know, the ones you get on websites, like cliti.com. Allegedly.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 11:55, Reply)
Most Lezzas aren't really in to it
In the documentaries I've seen they usually get bored of it and end up sucking some guys cock.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 11:57, Reply)
Orally cured,
or a meat injection?
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 12:04, Reply)
This one is a gay one but both all in all.
2 pretty lesbians too. :)
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 11:56, Reply)
Do pretty lesbians ever dress up in dungarees to see what it's like for normal lesbians?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 11:57, Reply)
Bulldykes

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 11:58, Reply)
I dunno
they have to do this though
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 12:00, Reply)

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