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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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someone tell me about something properly nice
before I go off and behead someone or something
(, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 15:11, 9 replies, latest was 11 years ago)
I have my daughter all weekend, including her first overnight stay at my place. \o/.
Will that do?
(, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 15:13, Reply)
DON'T LET HER MESS UP YOUR £2K SOFA

(, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 15:15, Reply)
She's already got crumbs on it.

(, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 15:17, Reply)
FUCKING SHIT PaNTS BITCH

(, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 15:17, Reply)
they do seem to drop more crumbs than Hansel and/or Gretel

(, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 15:17, Reply)
Innit. They seem to acquire them out of thin air.

(, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 15:18, Reply)
eh

(, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 15:18, Reply)
Split from wife in April.

(, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 15:19, Reply)
oh
I'd feel bad for you but you are often mean
(, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 15:20, Reply)
Nothing to feel bad about. My life is much improved.

(, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 15:21, Reply)
ITS A GOOD THING THAT STUPID BITCH IS OUT OF HIS LIFE IT WAS ALWAYS HER FAULT FOR EVERYTHING THE STUPID CLOTH EARED DOUBLE BLACK EYED BINT BECAUSE I TOLD HER TWICE ALREADY

(, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 15:22, Reply)
NOW SHE OWN HALF IT, SHITPANTS

(, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 15:26, Reply)
FUCKING SHIT PANTS PND MISERABLE WHORE

(, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 15:28, Reply)
fluffeh kittums

(, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 15:13, Reply)
close

(, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 15:18, Reply)
I'm not working tomorrow.

(, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 15:13, Reply)
good for you

(, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 15:18, Reply)
You said 'properly nice'. This is for me.

(, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 15:25, Reply)
baby puffins are called pufflings.

(, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 15:13, Reply)
SQueeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
I MEAN...

FUCK SHITPANTS PUFFINS
(, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 15:14, Reply)
SHITPANTS PUFFINS
is clearly a good band name.
(, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 15:20, Reply)
cuntpuffin
is an excellent swear
(, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 15:20, Reply)
WEE WEE TAPIR!!!!!!!

(, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 15:26, Reply)
this one's tiny
www.kare11.com/images/640/360/2/assetpool/images/130723112250_Baby%20Tapir%20Minnesota%20Zoo%203%201280.jpg
(, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 15:28, Reply)
This is teh kind of thing that makes me wish I worked in a safari park

(, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 15:31, Reply)
THIS IS THE KIND OF THING
crisis averted
(, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 15:18, Reply)
I have terminal AIDS

(, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 15:14, Reply)

5.9.83.79/questions/offtopic/post2066177
(, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 15:14, Reply)
YES. FINALLY SOME GOOD NEWS.
*dances*
(, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 15:16, Reply)
Turn the Bragg down, 'comrade', there's a dear.

(, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 15:27, Reply)
also this
how long must the world put up with you, or is the bad news that they can keep you hanging on for years?
(, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 15:19, Reply)
A group of flamingos is called a flamboyance.

(, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 15:17, Reply)

flamingos Geordiejays
(, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 15:18, Reply)
slag

(, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 15:19, Reply)
Xx

(, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 15:22, Reply)
this is also excellent

(, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 15:19, Reply)
also, gays.

(, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 15:19, Reply)

Once your brain realizes that you’re dying, it releases DMT, one of the most powerful known psychedelics. This dilates your perception of time and allowing you to live inside your own mind for hours or even days.
(, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 15:19, Reply)
oh man
I could have been dying for the last week, then?
(, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 15:21, Reply)
You might only be *here* in you own mind.

(, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 15:22, Reply)
i wish I had a better imagination

(, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 15:26, Reply)
The opportunity to live inside your own mind, and you come here.
Maybe you are dying
(, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 15:28, Reply)
We're all dying cavy, some of us (stunned, Gonz) are dying faster than others

(, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 15:24, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2064583
(, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 15:23, Reply)
Clever boy!
*pats head*
(, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 15:24, Reply)
*wags tail*

(, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 15:26, Reply)
Tell me about it bruv
I have never in all my born days been even 1% as high as I have been on a hefty dose of DMT. Not even close.
(, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 15:26, Reply)
Glowing endorsement from the resident gurning madman

(, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 15:35, Reply)
Quite the opposite.
I am a fucking expert. No gurning, no acting like a twat...
(, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 15:51, Reply)
Musée des Beaux-Arts?

(, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 15:25, Reply)
galleries are cool I suppse
although googling, it seems to be a poem, too. I am uncultured
(, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 15:31, Reply)
This may help
www.timeout.com/nice/search/?tag_id=4242
(, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 15:32, Reply)
oh!
Nice, nice

i went there once, it was....OK
(, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 15:34, Reply)
Did you go to the buscuit factory?

(, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 15:36, Reply)
I was there about 12 hours or something
I remember sitting on a beach, buying a birthday card for me mum, then I think we got on a train to somewhere else
(, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 15:37, Reply)

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