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someone tell me about something properly nice
before I go off and behead someone or something
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 15:11,
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latest was 11 years ago)
I have my daughter all weekend, including her first overnight stay at my place. \o/.
Will that do?
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 15:13,
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DON'T LET HER MESS UP YOUR £2K SOFA
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 15:15,
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She's already got crumbs on it.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 15:17,
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FUCKING SHIT PaNTS BITCH
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 15:17,
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they do seem to drop more crumbs than Hansel and/or Gretel
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 15:17,
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Innit. They seem to acquire them out of thin air.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 15:18,
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eh
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 15:18,
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Split from wife in April.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 15:19,
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oh
I'd feel bad for you but you are often mean
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 15:20,
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Nothing to feel bad about. My life is much improved.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 15:21,
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ITS A GOOD THING THAT STUPID BITCH IS OUT OF HIS LIFE IT WAS ALWAYS HER FAULT FOR EVERYTHING THE STUPID CLOTH EARED DOUBLE BLACK EYED BINT BECAUSE I TOLD HER TWICE ALREADY
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Bazongaloid, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 15:22,
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NOW SHE OWN HALF IT, SHITPANTS
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 15:26,
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FUCKING SHIT PANTS PND MISERABLE WHORE
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Bazongaloid, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 15:28,
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fluffeh kittums
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 15:13,
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close
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 15:18,
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I'm not working tomorrow.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 15:13,
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good for you
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 15:18,
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You said 'properly nice'. This is for me.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 15:25,
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baby puffins are called pufflings.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 15:13,
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SQueeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
I MEAN...
FUCK SHITPANTS PUFFINS
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 15:14,
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SHITPANTS PUFFINS
is clearly a good band name.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 15:20,
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cuntpuffin
is an excellent swear
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 15:20,
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WEE WEE TAPIR!!!!!!!
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 15:26,
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This is teh kind of thing that makes me wish I worked in a safari park
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Bazongaloid, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 15:31,
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THIS IS THE KIND OF THING
crisis averted
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 15:18,
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I have terminal AIDS
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 15:14,
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YES. FINALLY SOME GOOD NEWS.
*dances*
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 15:16,
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Turn the Bragg down, 'comrade', there's a dear.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 15:27,
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also this
how long must the world put up with you, or is the bad news that they can keep you hanging on for years?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 15:19,
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A group of flamingos is called a flamboyance.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 15:17,
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flamingos Geordiejays
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 15:18,
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slag
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 15:19,
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Xx
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 15:22,
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this is also excellent
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 15:19,
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also, gays.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 15:19,
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Once your brain realizes that you’re dying, it releases DMT, one of the most powerful known psychedelics. This dilates your perception of time and allowing you to live inside your own mind for hours or even days.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 15:19,
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oh man
I could have been dying for the last week, then?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 15:21,
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You might only be *here* in you own mind.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 15:22,
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i wish I had a better imagination
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 15:26,
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The opportunity to live inside your own mind, and you come here.
Maybe you
are dying
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 15:28,
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We're all dying cavy, some of us (stunned, Gonz) are dying faster than others
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 15:24,
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b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2064583
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 15:23,
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Clever boy!
*pats head*
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 15:24,
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*wags tail*
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 15:26,
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Tell me about it bruv
I have never in all my born days been even 1% as high as I have been on a hefty dose of DMT. Not even close.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 15:26,
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Glowing endorsement from the resident gurning madman
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 15:35,
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Quite the opposite.
I am a fucking expert. No gurning, no acting like a twat...
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 15:51,
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Musée des Beaux-Arts?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 15:25,
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galleries are cool I suppse
although googling, it seems to be a poem, too. I am uncultured
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 15:31,
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This may help
www.timeout.com/nice/search/?tag_id=4242
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 15:32,
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oh!
Nice, nice
i went there once, it was....OK
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 15:34,
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Did you go to the buscuit factory?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 15:36,
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I was there about 12 hours or something
I remember sitting on a beach, buying a birthday card for me mum, then I think we got on a train to somewhere else
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 15:37,
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