Just now there was an advert for a 'service' where you text 'kiss name1 name2' to a number, and they'll text back to you what the likelyhood of them kissing are or some shit like that.
And it costs £4.50 a week. That's super mental.

I don't get how people in Jeremy Kyle World get laid so much, I wish I lived on a council estate.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 15:01, 7 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Are people daft enough to pay for that service?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 15:02, Reply)

it'll be aimed towards 10-12 year olds, so yes.

( Kroney, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 15:03, Reply)

So OG* then?
*Non-approved Rory word
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 15:04, Reply)

Googling "Jamster" and they don't even have multi-listings, or whatever it's called, on google.
App Stores must have fucked them royally.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 15:06, Reply)

and i bet you can't ever get off it, either
they'll be paying £4.50 a week FOREVER.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 15:05, Reply)

So you've got £4.50 a week less to spend on sushi

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 15:05, Reply)

That's a whole piece !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 15:07, Reply)

not at sushi samba, it ain't
that shit's about £9.50 a piece
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 15:08, Reply)

What would you do though if you were Gonz.
Go for two weeks without knowing if some bird from Hollyoaks would kiss him, or have the sushi?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 15:10, Reply)

the answer to any question is BOTH

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 15:18, Reply)

Well, let us put this to the test.
Swipe, would you rather fuck Lisa Riley or Bella Emberg?

What! BOTH. God.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 15:23, Reply)

BOTH AT THE SAME TIME

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 15:25, Reply)

And _that_ is why the likes of me and you are good for the economy.
*Might be buying a new iphone and ipad this month*
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 15:24, Reply)

i need a new ipod
the little fucker died this morning, for no reason
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 15:28, Reply)

They're always popping up on ukhotdeals
www.hotukdeals.com/
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 15:47, Reply)

To rich for my blood then, unless that 1 piece contained a whole lobster.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 15:16, Reply)

h +e down at the massage parlour.
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 15:08, Reply)

In my day you had to do some working out of numbers on a piece of paper to find out if someone LOVES you
Erm... apparently.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 15:07, Reply)

Liking the sig

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 15:33, Reply)

I'll make you one of these Gonz
You can rent it for four quid a week.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paper_fortune_teller
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 15:09, Reply)

1981 lols

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 15:11, Reply)

I don't even have to click that link to know what it is

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 15:13, Reply)

*gasp* How do you do it, Holmes?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 15:14, Reply)

It's a classic car.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 15:14, Reply)

I JUST KNEW IT

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 15:17, Reply)

Always on daytime telly they have ads for these services
or gambling, or charity.

The people watching have no jobs.

Any wonder this country is in debt?
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 15:15, Reply)

You think the country is in debt because some unemployed people gamble or are feckless with their meagre incomes?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 15:21, Reply)

well, plus Government over borrowing etc.
Also, Wonga.

*goes to Wikipedia*
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 15:23, Reply)

Cos they live like dogs, some of them
"If it can't be eaten, drunk, or fucked, then piss on it".
The towelling track suits are so they have easy access to each others genitals at all times (either gender, they're not fussy).
**puts down copy of Daily Mail, shakes head to clear it**
wait...whut?
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 15:18, Reply)