How slow a reader are you?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 12:04, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

stupidly fast, as it happens
i can get through a book and a half a day on holiday. of course it helps when they only have pictures.

i was thinking of dr frog holding up his little webbed foot under each word.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 12:05, Reply)

Read it, read it, read it......

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 12:06, Reply)

Ha ha!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 12:10, Reply)

CLICK

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 12:10, Reply)

BIG webbed foot akshully

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 12:07, Reply)

but you're only 5'8
how big can your feet be?

it's dozer 2: return of the clowns
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 12:07, Reply)

11/12 HOBBIT WOES

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 12:09, Reply)

christ you must look like a capital L
or J, depending on which way you stand
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 12:12, Reply)

More of an upside down F.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 12:13, Reply)

with a very short middle stroke

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 12:15, Reply)

I can't work out why he'd have one leg two foot shorter than the other.

( Kroney, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 12:17, Reply)

because inbred

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 12:17, Reply)

Thalidomide

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 12:18, Reply)

Approximately one third of foot size.
Being generous.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 12:17, Reply)

Do you read every word?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 12:12, Reply)

yep, i just read incredibly quickly
i used to get told off in every new class at junior school, because the teachers didn't believe i'd read my library books, and thought i was sloping off to be naughty. it was great as a kid and for exams, but i don't think it does me any favours in my job, as i will read things really quickly, and inevitably have to go back over some of them - you just can't read the law quickly. it doesn't work.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 12:14, Reply)

I couldn't imagine reading that quickly.
I have to touch the screen to stop my ipad from auto-locking about 4/5ths of the way down a page on kindle, so I think it takes me about 5 minuites to page (not sure what default is)..... so a 450 page book would take me 37.5 hours.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 12:30, Reply)

Probably a sentence a minute, mouthing the words and asking for help from the carer.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 12:05, Reply)