sorry I forgot
cream THEN jam THEN carrot
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 12:45, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

What with the addition of carrots, I'm assuming we're talking about Cornish pasties
but I haven't seen any with cream and jam in. Is this some wonderful new recipe from Ginsters, the makers of the only genuine pastie?
( Kroney, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 12:46, Reply)

2013 is the year I finally managed to find a 'tin miners pie'
That's a Cornish pastie with apple pie in one end.

I've wanted one since I saw it on Blue Peter as a child.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 13:22, Reply)

Carrot in scone is surprisingly acceptable.
However the correct order is Butter then Jam with a dollop of CORNISH clotted cream on top.
( Peej, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 12:48, Reply)

I don't like your stupid country or your stupid cream.
Lady pig used to bang on about a place that did cornish cream ice cream and that it was amazing. You know what? I didn't like it. Fuck you and fuck Cornwall.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 4 Sep 2013, 12:50, Reply)

Excellant Rant
10/10 Would Rant again A++++++
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 12:52, Reply)

why would you need two fats?
the cream acts as a lubricant then the jam adds flavour
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 12:53, Reply)

Expert rimming tips.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 12:54, Reply)

i learnt from the best*



*YM
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 12:55, Reply)

I LOVE IT WHEN SHITFUCKTARDS LIKE CREEPY GRANDPA PAT EVEN EXCEDE THE BOUNDS OF THEIR OWN CRAZY WORLD AND TRY TO ERASE WHAT THEY SAY. IT IS 201, WHEN EVERYTHING SAID LIVES FOREVER. THIS CREEP DEVELOPED A WHOLE NETWORK BUT HE THINKS HE LIVES IN 1870.
( Peej, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 12:54, Reply)

So grandpa Pat is Wilfs new sockpuppet?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 13:15, Reply)

this sounds like you approve of dolmio day sex
you're fucking gross
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 12:54, Reply)

Yeah, like you've never gone in for a bit of that, only to leave the guy looking like the victim of a horrific hit and run?

(Bazongaloid, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 12:58, Reply)

i can honestly say never
that's what blow jobs are for
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 13:02, Reply)

blow jobs Arse Holes
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 13:10, Reply)

Do you put butter on a cheese sandwich?

( Peej, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 12:55, Reply)

He puts cheese on a butter sandwich cos he's a backwards cunt.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 12:58, Reply)

cheese isn't a lubricant

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 12:58, Reply)

EXACTLY!!!! WHY WOULD SHITFUCKTARDS NOT LUBRICATE THEIR CHEESE IN TODAYS SOCIETY EVERYTHING IS THERE TO SEE
WE NEED THIS NOW SHITPANTS
(Bazongaloid, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 12:59, Reply)

Cream isn't a lubricant

( Peej, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 13:10, Reply)

Just a spoonful is

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 13:14, Reply)

how very loving

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 13:22, Reply)

good question
no, never. but that's because i would never make a sandwich that was just cheese. it would have cucumber or coleslaw or something else in there.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 13:03, Reply)