Even though PJ is Cornish
I always picture him talking in a broad Somerset accent
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 13:51, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

What's the difference?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 13:51, Reply)

Carrots

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 13:52, Reply)

About the same as Cov, Wolvs and Brom if you didn't know they would all sound the same

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 13:53, Reply)

They all sounds ZYDR to me

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 13:54, Reply)

They do.
There are only five accents in the UK:

1. common
2. midlands common
3. northern common
4. country common
5. English
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 13:56, Reply)

I think when you are from an area you can more easily pick up the nuances in an accent
I can tell which side of the river someone lives in Sunderland most of the time
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 13:57, Reply)

Which one are you?

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 13:59, Reply)

6. Welsh

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 14:00, Reply)

Ze German English

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 14:01, Reply)

Wolvs is the shittest place I've visited this past year. I have to go next month too.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 13:58, Reply)

Ow yiss?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 13:59, Reply)

The Wolvs accent is truly one of the worst ever

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 14:00, Reply)

It's also the one people think brummies sound like.
They don't.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 14:01, Reply)

Ow yiss thy dow

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 14:02, Reply)

Yes I know
Having travelled the length and breath of the country Esp. the Midlands I can normally identify where most people are from
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 14:03, Reply)

I am willing to bet you wouldnt be able to place where I am from

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 14:09, Reply)

You sound as though you're from Southend to me.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 14:13, Reply)

Sneaky search function
RP my dear RP
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 14:17, Reply)

£5 says Bianca Butcher

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 14:16, Reply)

Sorry Jimmy five Bellies
What was that
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 14:18, Reply)

Something about a fog? On the Tyne, perhaps?
I think he's claiming ownership of it.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 14:19, Reply)

There was also something about Shoes and Reptiles I think?

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 14:21, Reply)

I SAID "YOU WANT ANY CHICKEN?"

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 14:22, Reply)

That would be Dudley, wouldn't it?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 14:07, Reply)

Do yow mine Doodlay?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 14:07, Reply)

Yow know aye dow

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 14:09, Reply)

There's a Dudley just up the road from me

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 14:07, Reply)

Yow moost bay jowkingggg!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 14:10, Reply)

I do right by you, son

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 14:11, Reply)

As much as I hate to confess this
I find young Montgomery's Dudley typing highly amusing
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 14:17, Reply)

The whole place needs s hose down,it's filthy.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 14:04, Reply)

Hmmm those who have met me will tell you that I don't have a westcountry accent of any type

( Peej, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 13:58, Reply)

Are you born and bred there?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 13:58, Reply)

Yes

( Peej, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 13:58, Reply)

hmm
Odd how you've not picked it up then
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 13:59, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2072203
( Peej, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 14:01, Reply)

Its only old men, farmers and rugby players that talk in the stereotypical Cornish accent
The kids all sound like they are from Essex and the educated types learn how to speak properly rather than how to talk proper.
( Peej, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 14:01, Reply)

course you don't , 'Jethro'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 13:59, Reply)

Just you wait Mister Boyce
all you illusions of me will come crashing down. Mind you Lusty has heard my voice ask her.
( Peej, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 14:01, Reply)

I did, she said you sound like Jethro

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 14:03, Reply)

She tull you that herself?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 14:08, Reply)

I genuinely winced at this

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 14:10, Reply)

\o/
It simply flute to my brain
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 14:10, Reply)

See if b3th was a proper mod, she'd stick him on the step for ten minutes for this.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 14:11, Reply)

this^

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 14:11, Reply)

YEAH
'Reason for stepping: like you don't know'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 14:12, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2067988#post2067991
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 13:59, Reply)

Ok the truth is she did throw a hardback harry potter book down the stairs at me
and it did hit me in the head. But its OK because she says she wasn't trying to hit me, she just wanted to get my attention which sounds totally reasonable right?
( Peej, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 14:03, Reply)

Yes "officer", it does sound reasonable
*pictures Mrs PJ glaring across the room behind copper's back*
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 14:04, Reply)