I want to go to nearly all of these
www.theguardian.com/travel/2013/sep/03/top-10-autumn-uk-food-festivals
(PsychoChomp, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 15:41, 4 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I could quite happily miss the lot, if I am honest

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 15:44, Reply)

they are no Tregorny Tree Fayre
where the only thing people ate was their own faces
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 15:53, Reply)

+e

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 15:53, Reply)

If this is a mispelling, leave it alone

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 15:53, Reply)

where?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 16:00, Reply)

hh mis-spelled misspelling

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 16:01, Reply)

SHUT YOUR DIRTY PIE HOLE

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 16:09, Reply)

I had one vegeburger a day.
I don't think I even had any beer. Just LSD and chillums.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 15:54, Reply)

A thread derailing onto food is like b3ta's very own Godwin's Law or something.
Innit?
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 15:46, Reply)

^fucking Hitler cunt

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 16:03, Reply)

I was gutted to miss the chilli festival in Seaton Delavel

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 15:47, Reply)

I got some well skill chilli sauces from the internet not so long ago.
Seeing as it's relevant.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 15:57, Reply)

Crazy Freds is my new favourite

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 15:59, Reply)

This is the one I use Gormo
www.chillibugs.co.uk/

Very good 10/10
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 15:59, Reply)

This is the one I used
www.uptonchilli.co.uk/

The Mango and Lime hot sauce and the Chilli Dragon are both fantastic.

I also had a go at making my own off a mate gave me:

It's either a marinade or wet sauce, whichever you want and is totally raw, no cooking at all.
I used half an onion
3 spring onions
3 cloves of garlic
10 Scotch Bonnets with seeds in
1 teaspoon freshly ground black pepper
1 tablespoon freshly ground allspice (or pimento berry / pimento pepper if you're in the US)
1 heaped teaspoon of flaky sea salt (maldon salt - US could use Kosher salt but cut down the quantity a bit)
300ml cider vinegar
about 1 tablespoon of fresh thyme
1 lime squeezed
2 teaspoons of tomato puree
1 tsp sugar
All in the blender, blended down to a smooth consistency, then bottled.
That made 3 175ml bottles.
Make sure you pour boiling water in your bottles/jars to sterilise them or the sauce won't last.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 16:05, Reply)

We have the Robin Hood Festival starting tomorrow
www.nottinghamshire.gov.uk/enjoying/countryside/countryparks/sherwood/robinhoodfestival/
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 15:58, Reply)

That looks really shit double H

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 16:07, Reply)

It's actually quite good, They have a really good battle and an excellent falconry show
I guess the County Council are just shit at websites
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 16:11, Reply)

Who are you most looking forward to seeing. What a Palaver or Medieval Maniax?
I think Jezebel Strumpet is probably my favourite.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 16:13, Reply)

I may even get out my "Lincoln Green" tights and join in

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 16:24, Reply)

Website looks rather erm
Noncey, "look at the kids in the woods, they are all alone" " come to the Robin Hood fare, see that chap at the bottom has stolen his child for the day"
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 16:14, Reply)

When I was a kid you did a massive man hunt in Sherwood forest
You had to get Robin and all his merry men to sign your sheet, I can't see that type of thing happening in this day and age
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 16:23, Reply)

Thanks Chompy
You killed the thread
( Peej, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 15:59, Reply)

just like those poor girls :(

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 16:00, Reply)

I didn't win the lottery, I blame you.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 16:01, Reply)

I haven't checked, I never remeber to check for days or weeks afterwards

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 16:02, Reply)