what joy
The entire northern line is fucked. I was at old st over an hour ago and got three stops in before sitting in Euston for half an hour. I'm now on the first of two buses required to get me to work. Only an hour to go!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 8:38, 6 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I got driven to work in a Lotus, took ten mins.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 8:39, Reply)

Still MK, Don.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 8:39, Reply)

He's the Don Johnson of the greater Aylesbury area

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 8:44, Reply)

I'm gonna be honest stunner,
I've been in Milton Keynes for 3 weeks and I've had enough, it amazes me how anyone could live there for so long. I've got a new found respect for chompy.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 5 Sep 2013, 8:45, Reply)

Pity respect best of all the respects

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 8:47, Reply)

You have my deepest, Winders.
Easy on the respect though, mate. It's earned, not bandied about like toothless paki manwhores in Hackney.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 8:50, Reply)

Oh-oh
Don't start him off again
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 8:50, Reply)

It's just utterly devoid of any character or soul.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 5 Sep 2013, 9:05, Reply)

In 50 years people will want to live there like the Garden Cities now.
Or not.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 9:16, Reply)

really? Have you been to Welwyn Garden City? utterly devoid of soul

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 9:16, Reply)

and that, my little mongoloid pal, was the joke

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 9:23, Reply)

really? Have you read Nakers' posts? utterly devoid of comprehension

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 9:28, Reply)

Wait are you saying he isn't the best on here?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 9:29, Reply)

pal \o/

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 9:31, Reply)

Time for an extra special brew before you start.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 5 Sep 2013, 8:41, Reply)

u no dat

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 8:45, Reply)

Why don't you take
all the 'Oh, like London is just the BEST you uncultured northern oafs' and the 'WAH WAH WAH my trainy-wainys not running, OH WOES! and damn you TFL!' mix em together so they cancel each other out and SHUT THE FUCK UP FOREVER
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 8:41, Reply)

*rolls eyes*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 8:46, Reply)

WOAH.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 5 Sep 2013, 8:48, Reply)

I'd sooner have 'Train Woes', than 'Being a Northern Cunt Living In The North Woes'.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 8:50, Reply)

W H FTW
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 9:30, Reply)

Mont.
Turn round now or you'll be late home
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 5 Sep 2013, 8:42, Reply)

Had any more viewings on you flat?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 8:47, Reply)

flat two mums one ape website
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 8:49, Reply)

two more last night I think

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 8:55, Reply)

Were you passed out face down in the kitchen?

(PsychoChomp, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 9:09, Reply)

haha barry 5am kitchen haha

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 9:10, Reply)

I was on my way home from work

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 9:20, Reply)

That kind of makes being held for 8 minutes outside Liverpool Street seem less annoying
Although I did notice the "Northern Line part suspended - severe delays" on my way into the station on the big noticeboard so resolved to avoid it.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 9:28, Reply)