you should see a lawyer first, they'll advise you on which bits you can/should protect
sometimes i have good ideas on that cusp of being asleep/awake, but i never remember them. mind you, i spent all last night dreaming about a holiday in the caribbean with my friend. not the actual lovely holiday. just massive panicky airport/packing/being late stress. so that was nice.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 9:31, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Yeah. What this troubled world needs is more people consulting lawyers.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 9:34, Reply)

THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT THE WORLD NEEDS
moar lawyers. we are the voices of reason and compassion, twin beacons in this naughty world.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 9:34, Reply)

I thought it was "Love, sweet love"

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 9:35, Reply)

is that a quote from one of your recent text messages?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 9:35, Reply)

Yeah I may see a lawyer about my bosses innapropriate Text messages

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 9:36, Reply)

your wife might see a lawyer about YOUR inappropriate text messages

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 9:38, Reply)

Do you think I should print them and then delete them from my phone?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 9:40, Reply)

print them and then delete them from my phone? delete my account and kill myself?

yes.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 9:43, Reply)

Woah bit harsh there, Copperknob

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 9:48, Reply)

Hey leave the dirty cheat cheater alone
he cant help the fact that he is in a loveless marriage and wants to throw one up an old flame
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 9:37, Reply)

It's like you're looking directly into my soul B-dog

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 9:38, Reply)

soul bumhole
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 9:39, Reply)

this is going to make me laugh every time

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 9:41, Reply)

I can
*and its making me harder that The Times cryptic crossword*
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 9:41, Reply)

To be fair to him, Mrs Hare has let herself go quite a bit.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 9:39, Reply)

She certainly went quite a bit last night

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 9:40, Reply)

Thats one less job for me to do this month

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 9:41, Reply)

You're Welcome

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 9:45, Reply)

^ This ^
heywaitaminute
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 9:40, Reply)

Thoughts on legal aid changes?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 5 Sep 2013, 9:42, Reply)

Fucking good.
Why do poor people need access to justice?

Less busses and less legal aid = Happy Stunned.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 9:46, Reply)

FEWER and LESS
you fucking spastic
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 9:47, Reply)

Soz.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 9:50, Reply)

I like you stunned.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 5 Sep 2013, 9:48, Reply)

how to solve congestion and obesity in one go
remove every other bus stop. Sopme of the fuckers are about 100 yards apart ffs
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 9:51, Reply)

One should be made to carry one's P60 at all times and valid photo ID.
If you earn under £40k in London you should be made to walk everywhere you slovenly mother fucker.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 9:53, Reply)

BUT WHAT ABOUT DISABLED PEOPLE!

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 5 Sep 2013, 9:54, Reply)

they did waste a lot of money there
shittonne of money to refurb the old routemasters. then decided after the event that they weren't disabled friendly. so spent a shittonne more money getting rid of them and buying a fleet of ones that stoop to let wheelchairs onboard. given the % of people who use the buses who are in wheelchairs, it seems that it might have been more cost effective to hire taxis. but at least don't refurbish something just to replace it.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 9:57, Reply)

Tough shit innit, there are only about 7 of them anyway

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 10:05, Reply)

I thought the government has decided to get rid of disabled people in order to save money?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 10:06, Reply)

don't get me started on the changes to litigation costs that came in at the same time, though
urrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh is the technical term
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 9:53, Reply)

It would seem folks
That Legal Aid make Ms Swipe come...
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 9:56, Reply)

what?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 9:57, Reply)

Uuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 9:59, Reply)