I really hate bad grammar.
But it's people who can't speak properly or pronounce words incorrectly. You hear then spoken in TV, you hear them from your friends, why can't you pronounce it properly you mouth spastic.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 5 Sep 2013, 10:16, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

Is it really too much to arksk?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 10:17, Reply)

This. And fings.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 5 Sep 2013, 10:18, Reply)

I am fighting a daily battle with my daughter over this stuff.
I jokingly pretend not to understand the words until she says them correctly.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 10:19, Reply)

OH, YOU MEAN 'LITTLE'? I THOUGHT YOU SAID 'LI'UWW'!!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 10:20, Reply)

Say 'hinting' in a London/Pompey accent
in'in'
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 10:22, Reply)

Do you ax her to repeat them

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 10:26, Reply)

Every time she says it wrong. Punch her in the throat.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 5 Sep 2013, 10:27, Reply)

its the only way they learn WP

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 10:29, Reply)

A popular one round here is pronouncing "going to" as "gunnoo"

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 10:21, Reply)

Round here they often dispense with 'to' altogether
"Are you going town?"
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 10:22, Reply)

Wow, not heard that one

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 10:23, Reply)

That’s because they don't say it

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 10:29, Reply)

you just blew my mind

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 10:30, Reply)

Of course young Tangles here normally says
I want suck your cock.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 10:29, Reply)

Really??
*straightens bowtie*
*sprays Gold Spot*
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 10:31, Reply)

My daughter has tried that shit with me.
'Going shop'
'Going school'

'GOING TO GET A FUCKING SLAP'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 10:30, Reply)

A frequent expression in our house is "there's an H in Have"

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 10:31, Reply)

Mine is 'there's a child in cupboard '

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 10:46, Reply)

I knew someone who said facade as it is written.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 10:18, Reply)

I know someone that pronounces catastrophe "cat-is-troff"

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 10:21, Reply)

I like to pronounce the african animal as An-Tell-O-Pee

( Bazongaloid, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 10:26, Reply)

I pronounce Nutrogena 'New-Troj-Inna'
But that's because it annoys my wife.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 10:29, Reply)

Office snigger
I may do that now...
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 10:30, Reply)

Another one is leaving the 'S' off the end of 'Perhaps'
I've no idea why, but it drives her mad.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 10:32, Reply)

My wife frequently gets a word in her head and then uses it all the time (well, mainly when we're arguing)
despite it being completely the wrong word, or meaning something quite different to what she thinks it means. This drives me mad.
( Bazongaloid, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 10:36, Reply)

people who can't pronounce hyperbole properly annoy me.

( Bazongaloid, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 10:25, Reply)

can't pronounce work in a
bole market

There...that all seems to be in order.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 10:29, Reply)

What, the American Football thing?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 10:30, Reply)

What like High Per Bowl

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 10:31, Reply)