what about dyslexia?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 10:44, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

HE DOESN'T WANT TO BUY A FUCKING CAR, LEAVE IT!

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 10:46, Reply)

'dyslexia' is a term bandied around seemingly willy nilly.
There's a huge difference between proper, professionally diagnosed dyslexia and people who are just poor spellers. I'm willing to bet that a large proportion of people who claim to be dyslexic have never actually had it professionally diagnosed and merely use it as an excuse for their poor literacy.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 10:53, Reply)

Not even in my top 10 miming R&B pop acts.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 10:58, Reply)

cf 'cancer'
Oooh, you've got 'cancer' have you? Bo-llocks. Fucking attention seeking, that's what you've got.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 11:00, Reply)

I have cancer of the personality :'(

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 11:04, Reply)

Hey don't be down - let's meet up for a pint and you can tell me all about it.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 11:16, Reply)

like my ex, oswald
that fucker got a free laptop out of the university and extra time on his exams. there was nothing wrong with him apart from laziness.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 11:04, Reply)

Another successful boyfriend story from the Swipe Files.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 11:05, Reply)

this one's quite high up in the army now
this is a guy who left the fridge door wide open on a zillion occasions, smashed a window practising headers in his bedroom so that we got burgled that evening, lit his fags off the toaster, didn't realise what DR meant on his statement, so thought his parents were topping his account up as the amount got bigger and bigger...

the mind boggles.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 11:07, Reply)

Soldier in 'being a bit thick' shocker

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 11:10, Reply)

army boys can be a bit odd
some of his mates were raging toffs and weirdos to boot
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 11:12, Reply)

Nakers isn't that weird really.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 11:13, Reply)

I know
I mean we all know that DR means Democratic Republic.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 11:14, Reply)

62 in a series of 176

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 11:07, Reply)

Hang on a minute
that's not the key issue here, We should pick up on Swipey screwing someone called Oswald.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 11:07, Reply)

names have been changed to protect the not entirely innocent, because only cunts put real names on the internet
he did have a stupid name, but not THAT stupid
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 11:09, Reply)

Yeah tell it to the Judge sister

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 11:13, Reply)

his middle name was in welsh
that's just pretentious
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 11:14, Reply)

Jesus wept.

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 11:20, Reply)

Did oswald always use a lower case letter o?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 11:05, Reply)

that's how you know if i'm annoyed with you
if you get a post that says Jeff, you know the water is HOT.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 11:07, Reply)

You had an ex called Oswald?
Fucking hell.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 11:16, Reply)

no
i had an ex with a rather silly name, which i changed to oswald on here, because that's just how i roll. i trust this is clear?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 11:28, Reply)