Monty has a wide wide wide screen tv, a panoramic mirror and his guitars are fat.
I want his flat!
( Peej, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 14:12, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

It's disgraceful isn't it.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 14:12, Reply)

on the one hand, yes
on the other hand, there's a floorplan, isn't there? in which case, you're a spastic if you don't know how big it is before you get there.
and people will see it before they buy it. you're not flogging it on ebay.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 14:14, Reply)

typical letting agent ^
It's deceptive pure and simple
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 14:15, Reply)

caveat emptor

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 14:16, Reply)

typical Roman ^

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 14:18, Reply)

+ y

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 14:19, Reply)

that's rory!
no, wait, you're rory.

someone's rory, anyway.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 14:20, Reply)

Swipey must stretch those twatgazzes shes sends me
no-one has such a "wide canyon" without having eight kids
( Peej, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 14:20, Reply)

are you fantasising online again?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 14:20, Reply)

fantasising spelunking
( Peej, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 14:23, Reply)

Thanks for the facebook message informing me where you and Vippers would be though! THANKS!

( Peej, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 14:24, Reply)

Does this mean I shouldnt open the one titled
Yawning Hippo
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 14:31, Reply)

I'm gonna stretch the photos of my flat now...

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 14:14, Reply)

the photos of my flat now... my....
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 14:15, Reply)

I am going to do this to a few
Ahem special photos that I like to send to double H's wife
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 14:15, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2074385
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 14:17, Reply)

I missed that
Fucking superb
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 14:21, Reply)

*doffs hat & rearranges monocle"

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 14:23, Reply)

your bumhole will be an oval :(

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 14:18, Reply)

It will be once I've finished with it

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 14:21, Reply)

*anticipates*

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 14:26, Reply)

It makes your flat look bigger than my house
despite being much smaller
( Peej, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 14:19, Reply)

please post pictures of your house

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 14:22, Reply)

Ummmmmm
no, I may post pics of my shed one day though
( Peej, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 14:24, Reply)

i think you already posted a picture of when battered came round

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 14:25, Reply)

haha, I still love that giff

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 14:26, Reply)

He posted a picture of his kitchen once, for some reason
And I think there might have been a bit of bedroom shown in one of the pics of his HOT WIFE dressed as a C19th Parisian whore or whatever she was meant to be
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 14:26, Reply)

+ syphilitic

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 14:27, Reply)

I was posting a picture of a hand injury
and my kitchen was behind. I was mocked because my washing machine is silver.
( Peej, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 14:29, Reply)

Hawkwind had similar problems

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 14:30, Reply)

David Essex
Used to dream about them
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 14:31, Reply)

Ah yeah I remember now
HA HA SILVER WASHING MACHINE!
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 14:30, Reply)

Yeah, Mr Pinky shed, you already have

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 14:25, Reply)

Yeah
Ol' pinko PJ and his pink second home for pinkness and pink errrr I think I may have lost the point here
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 14:28, Reply)

Keyword: pink

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 14:29, Reply)