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Do's and don'ts for conduct on OT?
alt: Who are the naughty kids that I should avoid?
(, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 13:57, 146 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
Do, be funny
Don't, fuck your sister

alt: Monty is a terrble bully and will make up stuff about you like you are "bent" and a "spastic"
(, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 13:58, Reply)
hahahahahaha

(, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 13:59, Reply)
What a bent spastic eh folks

(, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 14:01, Reply)
+ "Fogle prick"

(, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 14:00, Reply)
Or if you do want to fuck your sister
bear in mind that we should all be allowed the option of "a go"
(, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 14:01, Reply)
Don't publish gazzes.
Do call Nakers a bent spastic. And a cunt.
(, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 14:00, Reply)
alt: everyone apart from Fu Manchu

(, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 14:01, Reply)
There's basically about three "jokes" that you need to learn
Once you've mastered them, keep repeating them until you get on the popular page.
Calling [UNPOPULAR REGULAR] names is a good way to make yourself more popular.
(, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 14:01, Reply)
yurt prick

(, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 14:02, Reply)
^ upset yurtprick

(, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 14:03, Reply)
yurtprick fives

(, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 14:04, Reply)
You're both doing it wrong
I said to pick on an UNPOPULAR regular.
Haha you guys!
(, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 14:05, Reply)
what JAPES!

(, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 14:06, Reply)
Al is a cunt, by the way.

(, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 15:33, Reply)
Alright RonSwanson
Tell us three things about yourself.


Preferably really funny, embarrassing things which we can taunt you to the grave about.
(, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 14:02, Reply)

I've been warned about you but here goes,

I'm bent
I'm a spastic
I'm a bent spastic
(, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 14:04, Reply)
FUCKS SAKE NOT ANOTHER ONE

(, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 14:07, Reply)
Don't post anything you don't want to be mocked for
If you can post something unmockable, someone will make something up and mock you for it anyway.
(, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 14:02, Reply)
Aint it so BREADrin

(, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 14:03, Reply)
Also, if you have giganto-hamhands and a Hovis forehead perhaps not posting at all might be best.

(, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 14:04, Reply)
*mashes keyboard*

(, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 14:05, Reply)
Gets Smash

(, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 14:06, Reply)
+ of both

(, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 14:32, Reply)
What a load of crock
monsieur
(, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 14:10, Reply)
Try to avoid sexting your ex while wanking in your sleeping wifes hair

(, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 14:02, Reply)
Haha

(, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 14:03, Reply)
FFS
You tell us this now?

*head and shoulders lols*
(, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 14:05, Reply)
+ Knees and toes*
* added for Battered
(, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 14:07, Reply)

s for Stunned
(, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 14:10, Reply)
Be a dull autist.

(, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 14:04, Reply)
^speaking from experience^

(, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 14:05, Reply)
Is that a 'do' or a 'do not'?

(, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 14:06, Reply)
tell us about deep personal tragedies like, dead mums bankruptcy, divorce and AIDs and we can help to advise

(, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 14:05, Reply)
I have no Haribo left
:o(
(, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 14:06, Reply)
i have itsu chocolate crackle popcorn
it's a poor substitute for a MASSIVE CHOCOLATE BAR but it's tasty enough
(, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 14:07, Reply)

I have something stuck in my teeth which is proving to be somewhat of an annoyance.
(, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 14:07, Reply)
*withdraws an inch*

(, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 14:11, Reply)
do be funny
don't be dull

alt: yourself.
(, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 14:06, Reply)
don't start a thread then fuck off

(, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 14:07, Reply)

I'm soaking it all in you cunt!
(, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 14:07, Reply)
i guess you learnt that from watching your mum work as spunk spitoon down the brothal

(, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 14:10, Reply)

Yes I observed the magical sponge-like qualities of my whore mother.
(, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 14:13, Reply)
Good, I can feel your anger.......give in to your hate, young Swanwalker...
BIDIBIDIBIDIBIBIDIBIBIDIBIDIBIDIBIDIBIDI
(, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 14:14, Reply)

Never seen Star Wars, I realise this is a crime on the internet.
(, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 14:18, Reply)
THEN HOW DID YOU GET THE REFERENCE?
EH?
(, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 14:23, Reply)
FUCKING LAWYERED

(, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 14:25, Reply)

Because I am aware of the massive global franchise. COMMON SENSED.
(, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 14:26, Reply)
I am aware of the last two words you have used
But I am not sure that their use on ere is relevant
(, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 14:30, Reply)
R'emember t'o us'e
co'rrect apostr'ophes
(, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 14:07, Reply)
*takes notes*

(, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 14:08, Reply)
T'ak'es n'o't'e's
if you don't mind
(, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 14:17, Reply)
No one cares what you have for lunch but tell us anyway.

(, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 14:07, Reply)

An Innocent veg pot with added bacon.
(, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 14:08, Reply)
I don't care.

(, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 14:11, Reply)

you seem like a sad and broken man.
(, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 14:14, Reply)
He's also got a spot up his nose.
Can you fucking believe this guy?
(, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 14:15, Reply)
I am.

(, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 14:16, Reply)
There seems to have been a recent trend of talking about feet & foot related matters:
Stunned's foot is about to drop off.
I have been critised for wearing loafers.
Monty moans about trainers he can't afford.
Dozer has massive clown feet.
(, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 14:08, Reply)
haha
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2074479
(, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 14:08, Reply)
Be careful
You may get offered a toothless blowjob
(, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 14:09, Reply)
Monty has a wide wide wide screen tv, a panoramic mirror and his guitars are fat.
I want his flat!
(, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 14:12, Reply)
It's disgraceful isn't it.

(, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 14:12, Reply)
on the one hand, yes
on the other hand, there's a floorplan, isn't there? in which case, you're a spastic if you don't know how big it is before you get there.
and people will see it before they buy it. you're not flogging it on ebay.
(, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 14:14, Reply)
typical letting agent ^
It's deceptive pure and simple
(, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 14:15, Reply)
caveat emptor

(, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 14:16, Reply)
typical Roman ^

(, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 14:18, Reply)
+ y

(, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 14:19, Reply)
that's rory!
no, wait, you're rory.

someone's rory, anyway.
(, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 14:20, Reply)
Swipey must stretch those twatgazzes shes sends me
no-one has such a "wide canyon" without having eight kids
(, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 14:20, Reply)
are you fantasising online again?

(, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 14:20, Reply)

fantasising spelunking
(, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 14:23, Reply)
Thanks for the facebook message informing me where you and Vippers would be though! THANKS!

(, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 14:24, Reply)
Does this mean I shouldnt open the one titled
Yawning Hippo
(, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 14:31, Reply)
I'm gonna stretch the photos of my flat now...

(, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 14:14, Reply)

the photos of my flat now... my....
(, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 14:15, Reply)
I am going to do this to a few
Ahem special photos that I like to send to double H's wife
(, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 14:15, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2074385
(, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 14:17, Reply)
I missed that
Fucking superb
(, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 14:21, Reply)
*doffs hat & rearranges monocle"

(, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 14:23, Reply)
your bumhole will be an oval :(

(, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 14:18, Reply)
It will be once I've finished with it

(, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 14:21, Reply)
*anticipates*

(, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 14:26, Reply)
It makes your flat look bigger than my house
despite being much smaller
(, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 14:19, Reply)
please post pictures of your house

(, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 14:22, Reply)
Ummmmmm
no, I may post pics of my shed one day though
(, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 14:24, Reply)
i think you already posted a picture of when battered came round

(, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 14:25, Reply)
haha, I still love that giff

(, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 14:26, Reply)
He posted a picture of his kitchen once, for some reason
And I think there might have been a bit of bedroom shown in one of the pics of his HOT WIFE dressed as a C19th Parisian whore or whatever she was meant to be
(, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 14:26, Reply)
+ syphilitic

(, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 14:27, Reply)
I was posting a picture of a hand injury
and my kitchen was behind. I was mocked because my washing machine is silver.
(, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 14:29, Reply)
Hawkwind had similar problems

(, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 14:30, Reply)
David Essex
Used to dream about them
(, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 14:31, Reply)
Ah yeah I remember now
HA HA SILVER WASHING MACHINE!
(, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 14:30, Reply)
Yeah, Mr Pinky shed, you already have

(, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 14:25, Reply)
Yeah
Ol' pinko PJ and his pink second home for pinkness and pink errrr I think I may have lost the point here
(, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 14:28, Reply)
Keyword: pink

(, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 14:29, Reply)
Try /talk. They're lolwakkie.
If someone tugs your shoelaces, this is Battered, apparently he's not tall, though I have never met him.
(, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 14:12, Reply)
Steer every thread onto FOOD CHAT
Join Dead Mum Club
Be depressed
Do Puns
Have relationship woes
Have a Lionel Richie bust in your 'sitting room'
(, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 14:13, Reply)
If you happen to be taken out for a pizza
then it is good manners to "go dutch"
(, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 14:15, Reply)

dutch reverse cow girl afterwards.
(, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 14:15, Reply)
Publish gazzes if you feel like it.
Take the piss out of peoples kids if you want to.
Mock the deceased if it floats your boat.

Basically, do anything you fucking want to, it's like Thunderdome.
(, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 14:15, Reply)
WHAT HE NEEDS TO DO IS FUCKING OWN IT IN 2013

(, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 14:16, Reply)
HE NEEDS HIS FUCKING PANT NUGENT SHIT RIGHT OFF!

(, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 14:18, Reply)
Discuss food a lot.

(, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 14:15, Reply)
This thread only took ten minutes.

(, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 14:17, Reply)
Post bumhole pictures

(, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 14:15, Reply)
On /talk

(, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 14:16, Reply)
Never forget that I'm the best one here

(, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 14:19, Reply)
^this

(, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 14:19, Reply)
that's like being a normal wart in a row of genital warts

(, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 14:20, Reply)
You really do have a way with words

(, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 14:20, Reply)
are you saying it's not true?

(, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 14:21, Reply)
The very opposite
I thought it was quite apt
(, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 14:22, Reply)

ordsarts
(, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 14:57, Reply)
*Awaits the strike through*

(, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 14:20, Reply)

trike exy-ex
hrough ext
(, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 14:22, Reply)
Haha v/good

(, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 14:26, Reply)
POW!

(, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 14:26, Reply)
YOU NEED TO OWN IT

(, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 14:22, Reply)
IN WHAT YEAR??!!!!

(, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 14:25, Reply)
who is this joker?

(, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 14:29, Reply)
Never let the truth matter in a good tale
alt. It would probably be best to avoid everyone
(, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 14:22, Reply)
Al is a cunt.

(, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 14:23, Reply)
POTD

(, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 14:25, Reply)
Your username is bringing back distressing memories

(, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 14:26, Reply)
diningroomlols

(, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 14:27, Reply)
Get yourself signed up for a 'bash' in 'the smoke'
Nothing weird or deplorable goes on at them, oh no. Word on the street says it all kittums and balloon hats with no inappropriate groping, 'deckings' and stolen drugs.
(, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 14:24, Reply)
Get like three accounts and keep changing your username. For... I dunno.

(, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 14:24, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2062174
(, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 14:25, Reply)
No wonder toothless made a bee-line for him

(, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 14:27, Reply)
Don't be such a fucking pussyole, it's a message board, not a fucking job interview.
There's no need for rules and conducts, if you wanna be a cock, then be a cock, just don't be supprised when people then think of you as a cock.
(, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 14:27, Reply)
^ Cock^

(, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 14:28, Reply)
Go get a biro and sign your colon via your uretha.

(, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 14:30, Reply)
Tee Hee Eee
i.imgur.com/0fBuHwY.png
(, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 14:31, Reply)
lol

(, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 14:31, Reply)
^ Upset Cock ^

(, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 14:32, Reply)
^upset cock^

(, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 14:31, Reply)
It's weeping, i'll give you that.

(, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 14:31, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1421483
(, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 14:29, Reply)
Flattering, and yet creepy. Hmmmm....

(, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 14:31, Reply)
How did you find us?
HAve you been lurking?
(, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 14:33, Reply)
Michael Le Vell says legs 'went to jelly' over rape claim
But his cock went "BONGLE"
(, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 14:35, Reply)
Down there for jelly
Up here for custard
(, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 14:36, Reply)
hahaha

(, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 14:42, Reply)

I Was Monty's Double
(, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 14:46, Reply)
lol

(, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 14:49, Reply)

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