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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I might go to the cinema tomorrow. What should I watch?

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Bargain hunt

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 21:07, Reply)
I appreciate the rhyming slang... just hope they haven't made a film of it. Could you imagine David Dickenson broadcast at an IMAX?

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You'd get a tan from the glare and come out looking like him.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 21:11, Reply)
Nasty.

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Interactive.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 21:13, Reply)
your marriage fall apart

(quintsy, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 21:10, Reply)
Done.

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wait for the sequel
'my daughter's dating pyschochomp'
(quintsy, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 21:11, Reply)
Better than Gonz.

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is gonz not dating him?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 21:14, Reply)
i heard they teamed up with sex face and Battered's mrs dropped their kid round
it's gonna be three men and a REALLY little lady
(quintsy, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 21:16, Reply)
that was shit, i apologise for how shit that was

(quintsy, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 21:16, Reply)
Fucks sake q what's happened to you man?
You used to be funny
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 21:24, Reply)
I'm a slow burner

(quintsy, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 21:37, Reply)
what's on?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 21:14, Reply)
YOU MUM!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 21:14, Reply)
NO ME DAD

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 21:17, Reply)
HA

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 21:17, Reply)
I don't know.
But you should get one of those hot-dogs they sell. I'm sure they'll be lovely and not over priced, badly cooked and needing you to be within 50 feet of plumbing for the next 48 hours.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 21:14, Reply)
Popcorn is great value there too

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 21:15, Reply)
How much is cinema popcorn these days?
I rarely go to the cinema and never buy food.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 21:16, Reply)
about 1 Kidney

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 21:35, Reply)
And you can buy a bucket of fizzy pop for a tenner.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 21:16, Reply)
I won't take AA's strategy of stealing sweets. The terrible criminal.

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Watch Storage Hunters
It's ace. And the cinema Deffo has the Dave channel.
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 21:15, Reply)
Money!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 21:15, Reply)
YEEEEAP!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 21:17, Reply)
Open it up Green Mile!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 21:18, Reply)
Fair warning..... SOLD!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 21:18, Reply)
To PAPA BEAR

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 21:20, Reply)

Pain and Gain
(RonSwanson, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 21:20, Reply)
What about Elysium?

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That is a good shout, sci fi, or real life crime drama (shot as a black comedy)
(RonSwanson, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 21:27, Reply)
Isn't Elysium more post apocalypse than Sci-fi?

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i think it's more dystopia than post apocalypse
but that's only from the trailer
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 21:38, Reply)

a little of column A,a little of column B...
(RonSwanson, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 21:46, Reply)
You should go and see the One Direction film
I hear it's really good.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 21:20, Reply)
I would go if I were both deaf and blind.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 21:21, Reply)
Helen Keller gave it 5 stars.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 21:22, Reply)
I gave her 1.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 21:23, Reply)
You'd also need to have no sense of smell, given what the audience of that probably is.
Teenage perfumes. Yuk.
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A teenage slag on the train today decided she needed to coat herself in'body spray' in the middle of the journey.
Not nice.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 21:25, Reply)
Doctor Frog might give you a lift home after.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 21:31, Reply)
^jealous^

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 21:37, Reply)
One Direction?
More like "One Dimension"!!!
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 21:55, Reply)
You could do the willy in the tub of popcorn trick.
If you haven't got a woman it can still work for you.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 6 Sep 2013, 21:39, Reply)
dust form in your own navel

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 21:39, Reply)
Romantic comedy?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 21:43, Reply)
How's that working out for you?

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for me? I'm too busy with ma spirograph

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 21:54, Reply)
What have you made so far?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 21:54, Reply)
Dog hair run away

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 21:55, Reply)
pretty shapes and less pretty shapes which went wrong
the big rectangle one is impossible. Now I'm on the computer again its weird moving the mouse around not in a controlled spiral
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 21:55, Reply)
You should scan some of your work so we can mock it.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 21:56, Reply)
i need to practise first
I wonder if you can get a spirograph attachment for free hand machine embroidery? That would be ace
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 21:58, Reply)
Invent one and take it on Dragons' Den.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 21:59, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=OWJqRCNZajw
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 22:03, Reply)
pretty

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 22:04, Reply)
This is even better
www.youtube.com/watch?v=BG9e06IWAxE
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 22:05, Reply)
i wish I could make one of those

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 22:07, Reply)
You could, in your shed.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 22:08, Reply)
That pen noise is quite satisfying

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 22:11, Reply)

no
e
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 22:11, Reply)
You are the strike through king

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 22:13, Reply)
I don't remember a rectangle.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 21:58, Reply)
there's a big rectangle which the gears go round the inside of

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 21:59, Reply)
Euphemism of the week

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 22:00, Reply)
do vaginas come in rectangle varieties?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 22:00, Reply)
Pixelated ones

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 22:01, Reply)
Something about box

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 22:04, Reply)
Kfclolz

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 22:05, Reply)
Ah, that rings a bell now. I liked the 'lolly stick' shaped ones best.
Have you done an owl yet?
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 22:00, Reply)
I've just done patterns
there's no lolly pop shaped on in this version (it's the 1994 version, rather than the classic red boxed one from the 80s)
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 22:01, Reply)
But........they're my favourite! :(

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 22:02, Reply)
then order the 80s one!
and don't forget to get a pack of multicoloured pens, too (biros) WHSmith, £5.99
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 22:04, Reply)
I think there's one in my dead nan's house up the road.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 22:05, Reply)
they really should move her out of there
it's been stinking for years
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 22:05, Reply)
She's six feet under.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 22:06, Reply)
Try making some Lissajous figures.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 22:01, Reply)
*googles*
they look cool

/not an engineer
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 22:02, Reply)
:(

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 21:54, Reply)
Whilst you watch your ex finger her dirtbox? Or watch your wife weep inconsolably when she finds out about you cheating?

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He would NEVER cheat on his wife.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 21:58, Reply)
TROOF DAT
20 years strong, an I ent slept wiv no over bitches
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 21:59, Reply)
Whatever Bill Clinton

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 22:01, Reply)
I did NOT inhale

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 22:01, Reply)
Buy you do blow

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 22:03, Reply)
Nahhhh, last time I had a bit was in 2006

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 22:05, Reply)
But you buy your son corrective shoes.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 22:01, Reply)
He done got some mckenzie Wallaby Shoes

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 22:03, Reply)
Talking of which, how was the fish finger sandwich earlier?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 21:58, Reply)
Like YM, not satisfying enough.

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I can only think that she would cum like a puffball mushroom

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 22:01, Reply)

Couldn't reach, uh?
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 22:01, Reply)
There isn't a single individual on the planet that couldn't touch something that massive.
Ocean going. Know what I mean?
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My mum is B3th??????

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 22:03, Reply)

Noah?
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 22:07, Reply)
Anyway "Max Paine" is on film 4 +1
So sod you lot lot
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 22:06, Reply)
Please don't go

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 22:08, Reply)
Jk do go

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 22:08, Reply)
It's a really shit film that makes very little sense

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 22:16, Reply)
And >:(

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 22:07, Reply)
Your mum being tag fucked by a herd of wilderbeest

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 22:16, Reply)
So, your mum and his mum then.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 22:18, Reply)
What's up doc?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 22:23, Reply)
My bank balance.
You alright sexy? Handed in your notice yet?
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 22:25, Reply)
Nah...fuckin boss was out all day as was I
Will do first thing on Monday
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 22:27, Reply)
The same day another member of the team goes on maternity...whoops

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 22:28, Reply)
You won't cost them anything when you've left though.
The Doris having a kid will continue to be a drain on resources.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 22:33, Reply)
Well someone has to continue the human race

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 22:35, Reply)
They've probably already met mini-ape and thought....
'Jesus, if HE can do it, it must be simple'.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 22:39, Reply)
Poke, poke, squirt...done!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 22:40, Reply)
Reckon you'll be held to the 6 weeks notice or do you think you'll be able to have a few weeks off?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 22:42, Reply)
I have some holiday so can use that...
I am moving to our direct rivals, so I'm hoping for gardening leave!

Tbh I can't find my contract as it was 6 years ago that I signed it
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 22:44, Reply)
Gives you time to write a really good 'shove it up your cock' speech.
And plan your dramatic exit.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 22:29, Reply)
Nah I won't gonna burn any bridges, I'm the epitemy of professionalism

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 22:34, Reply)
Other than your inability to spell 'epitome'

(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 22:44, Reply)
That was my third attempt and iPhone couldn't fix it so I got bored

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 22:45, Reply)
He watched that last night
Is there a sequel?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 22:19, Reply)
His mum being tag fucked by a troop of baboons

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 22:19, Reply)
I've had a bit to drink.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 6 Sep 2013, 23:41, Reply)

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