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I'd give it another ten days, then have a chat with the agent; see if there are any common themes in terms of feedback from those who have viewed it.
'I couldn't live near all these blacks'.
'It stinks of piss'
'who the fuck are Electric Headfunk?'
etc.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 16:56,
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These are already emerging:
1) short lease
2) ground floor
These seem to be the main issues.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 16:57,
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what kind of a moron doesn't ask those questions before going round to see it?
god i hate people
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 16:58,
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Female morons?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 17:00,
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I don't see why ground floor would be a problem, but the lease length is understandable.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 16:58,
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Yeah the ground floor thing has been raised by single female buyers who have 'security' concerns.
Lease, yes, I can't say I'm surprised.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 16:59,
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Secretly, women like that WANT to be raped.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 17:00,
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Not even secretly.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 17:01,
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Bitches.
In other news I am interviewing a potential nanny for my daughter at 6pm.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 17:07,
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But your ex doesn't work does she?
What do you need one for?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 17:10,
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My ex is starting a three-year long course in a couple of weeks, Mon-Thurs mornings.
Not at my expense thankfully.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 17:11,
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Oh that's alright then.
And actually, nice that you're being consulted.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 17:12,
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I insisted.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 17:17,
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You don't lose £56k in a year (on top of what she could account for) by sitting around doing fuck all.
No point in staking a claim on a man and then digging his gold if you're not going to spend that gold.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 17:17,
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Right on, sister!
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 17:19,
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You should get lazy people in
They like the lack of stairs
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Theoban What of it, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 17:12,
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Why'd ya think I bought it?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 17:13,
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I lived on the ground floor in a flat and no-one raped ME
It's insulting is what it is
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Theoban What of it, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 17:14,
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Me neither,
I ended up having to rape myself in the end.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 17:15,
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Dirty job, dude.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 17:32,
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Trickier than you'd think, too.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 17:33,
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If anyone etc etc
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 17:34,
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Also how can single females afford to buy?
I assume they made off with their husbands money.
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Theoban What of it, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 17:14,
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The slatterns.
I suspect they are all courtesans.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 17:15,
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Fucking Ground Floor
what did these cunts think when they went to look at a fucking Ground Floor flat.
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 16:58,
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Stupid women GOD I HATE THEM
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 17:00,
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What she said.
with the amount of viewings its not like it is sitting dormant so if the price was too high then you wouldn't get anyone through.
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 16:57,
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Yeah I'm not concerned yet,
also prices round there are going up by 0.75% a month anyway, so in time it'll be a bargain (!)
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 17:00,
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Perfect journey home!,
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 17:28,
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No way, back already?
Mental!
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 17:29,
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Absolutely perfect
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 17:30,
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How short is the lease?
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Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 17:45,
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6 hours.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 17:47,
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66 years
I've a statement guaranteeing a share of freehold for £25k though
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 17:54,
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