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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Any cunt in?
Alright?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 17:54, 169 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
Some joker showed me a tempurer mattress last night, he wanted £3k for it!?
Joker
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 17:58, Reply)
was it Battered?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 18:15, Reply)
this is a great joke

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 18:16, Reply)
Oh, was it? I'm gonna be honest I didn't see it

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 18:17, Reply)
tempura?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 18:19, Reply)
no?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 18:19, Reply)
Well I liked it.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 18:22, Reply)
Great stuff. Would laugh again. A+++++

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 18:23, Reply)
Is this about shrimp?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 18:26, Reply)
I ent paying £3k for a 3 foot mattress, you get me?!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 18:17, Reply)
I get this.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 18:19, Reply)
It's about shrimp innit?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 18:32, Reply)
this reply right here, this makes Monty's poor joke

(quintsy, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 18:50, Reply)
Alright curtain

(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 11 Sep 2013, 18:10, Reply)
Alright dad?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 18:13, Reply)
it was that or a teddy boy jacket gag eh

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 18:18, Reply)
Alright.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 18:13, Reply)
Alright Willow?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 18:14, Reply)
Hello Doctor

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 18:14, Reply)
Hello indeed

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 18:14, Reply)
waiting for the tube
fucken tube pricks
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 18:14, Reply)
Waitin for the train, fucking train pricks

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 18:15, Reply)
Done tube, done train, so there!
Fucking waiting pricks
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 18:19, Reply)
In train you prick lord

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 18:27, Reply)
On train you cock stain

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 18:28, Reply)
Well I'm in the train you Indian bastard

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 18:28, Reply)
Well I'm on the train, you illiterate buffoon.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 18:29, Reply)
on tube knob prick

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 18:28, Reply)
Gonz?

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 18:30, Reply)
In tube knob slice

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 18:30, Reply)
Sorry, repetition of knob. You win this time.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 18:32, Reply)
I'm in the pub. \o/.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 18:32, Reply)
Mont. Don't they have tills in your shop yet?
(nobody will get this)
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 11 Sep 2013, 18:16, Reply)
edj.
I don't get it
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 18:18, Reply)

Yeah. Those compressed air things in shops. You paid yer cash, the shop assistant placed it in a capsule along with the invoice and then into a box, closed it and it disappeared upstairs somewhere for elves to sort and dispense change. It then came back via the same system to them a the correct till and was handed to you with a receipt and a smile.

Changed fuckin' days.

Also, hi, Ed. Nods.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 18:29, Reply)
You old cunt.

(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 11 Sep 2013, 18:43, Reply)

Aye.
Ditto.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 19:04, Reply)
evenin'

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 18:15, Reply)
knobcheese

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 18:16, Reply)
bollocks it's the fake one

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 18:17, Reply)
Is the fake one also a cheating cunt?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 18:18, Reply)
It's the fake one that started all this in the first place

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 18:18, Reply)
Nice try, but untrue.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 18:20, Reply)
That would have been some epic trooling

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 18:22, Reply)
Or even trolling.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 18:23, Reply)
Nah
I genuinely have shagged an ex.
(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 18:25, Reply)
I also shagged the Ex
It was about 20 years ago
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 18:37, Reply)

years

Hours
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 18:42, Reply)
In Battareds case
Hours Whores
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 18:45, Reply)
Yep 20 whores ago you had a happy marriage

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 18:46, Reply)

you I
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 19:11, Reply)
How dare you
I'm to tight to pay for pussy, and the idea of a Pro would put me off anyway
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 19:13, Reply)
Battered doesn't pay for as such with prossies, merely deposits his cash for a while...

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 19:32, Reply)
Quite simple Fake one aint got a icon

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 18:18, Reply)
ah, knobcheese, there you are

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 18:21, Reply)
You can tell its the real one cos of the smell

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 18:23, Reply)
haha

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 18:17, Reply)
*hi-fives*

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 18:18, Reply)
^ Knobcheese ^

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 18:19, Reply)
^fake knobcheese

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 18:21, Reply)
Why would you want fake knobcheese what would be the point

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 18:45, Reply)
Are you the good one or original one?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 18:16, Reply)
Are you the good one or the shit one?

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 18:17, Reply)
He ain't just good, he's the best!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 18:18, Reply)
Shit one

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 18:18, Reply)
i'm just the remake

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 18:25, Reply)
+ of the creature from the black lagoon.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 18:27, Reply)
3D

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 18:29, Reply)
I hope I'm 3D one day :(

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 18:33, Reply)

3 1
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 18:35, Reply)

You will be!
And it'll be a Light Lagoon.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 18:36, Reply)
IMAX

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 18:33, Reply)
I'm here
But I'm going out soon
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 18:29, Reply)
For some heavy drinking?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 18:31, Reply)
Of course. Cov Pov innee

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 18:31, Reply)
'ape drape' is another name for the mullet.
FACTBOMB!
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 18:42, Reply)
'Business at the front, party at the back'.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 18:43, Reply)
the boss likes short and smart. chicks dig long hair.
MULLET SOLUTION!
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 18:44, Reply)
My head is well mashed, man.
Far too busy for my liking with this 'work' malarkey.

Anyone see that stupid Hopkins bitch getting more airtime yesterday?
This time saying that she would rather work than spend her childs birthday together.

Horrid cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 18:44, Reply)
I've got chips!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 18:48, Reply)

chips

AIDS.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 18:50, Reply)
It's ok, it's good aids.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 18:51, Reply)
I aint had chips for ages :(

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 18:50, Reply)
They're nice. I think I would have them again.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 18:51, Reply)
Chip shop chips or home made chips?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 18:54, Reply)
Chip shop.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 18:55, Reply)
I fucking hate my chip shop situation Jeffers
I have a great Greek Chippy that really good chips but crap curry sauce, and a Chinese chip shop that does great curry sauce but crap chips :(
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 18:57, Reply)
I can have the best of both but end up with slighty cold curry sauce or slightly cold chips

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 18:59, Reply)
You can microwave curry sauce, you can't microwave chips.
Or you could go mental and get a ping curry and have that with chip shop chips.

I've learnt that the chips are completely shit at my local chippy at 6 but they're actually really really good at about 8:30.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 19:09, Reply)
The chips are great from the Greek place but the curry sauce from the Chinese one is excellent
First world problems RIGHT here Gonz
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 19:12, Reply)
You know what you need to do.
You go to the chippy and get the chips, and send the ex to the chinky to get the curry sauce.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 19:00, Reply)
I thought coming from Bristol
You would just a have suggested sending the slave boys
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 19:06, Reply)
No.
They walk too slowly with those chains on and the chips would be cold by the time they got back.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 19:07, Reply)
You should promise them Mr. Whipy Ice-cream if they hurry up

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 19:08, Reply)
or get cheesy chips.
Knobcheesy chips.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 19:13, Reply)
Enjoying your evening *MEAL* yet Monce?????????

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 19:15, Reply)
Eurgh!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 19:17, Reply)

SmegmaFries R Us

Not me, you understand. Him.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 19:17, Reply)
Lizard Lick Towing is on soon.
Yer.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 19:22, Reply)
Sorry I'm gone for the night, laters all

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 19:24, Reply)
Hopefully your better double will fill in for you.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 19:25, Reply)
You called?

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 19:36, Reply)
Yeahhhhhh......
If you could go ahead and occasionally skip in circles, that'd be great.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 19:41, Reply)
*skips in a circle*

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 19:49, Reply)

Aye but I'm thinking Wicked Tuna on Nat Geo might have potential.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 19:32, Reply)
Any hillbillies in it?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 19:33, Reply)

Just Beverly.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 19:35, Reply)
Allitt?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 19:38, Reply)

Nothing like a murdering nurse to boost ratings.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 19:40, Reply)
What the fuck is that?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 19:40, Reply)
Hillbillies tow cars from people, and do fighting.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 19:43, Reply)
+ mullets

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 19:44, Reply)
Any decent films on this evening?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 19:32, Reply)
Hot Fuzz.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 19:33, Reply)
I said decent.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 19:35, Reply)
that is an excellent film
philistine
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 19:36, Reply)
^correct

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 19:38, Reply)
Go to Blockbusters and rent a VHS feature film.
Remember to rewind the tape before you return it.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 19:38, Reply)
I might watch Pulp Fiction.
Haven't watched that for years. Very funny.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 19:40, Reply)
Blue Thunder

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 19:35, Reply)
Days of thunder
Now that's a movie
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 19:38, Reply)
It is a movie, I'll give you that.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 19:40, Reply)
Ha ha! Like the name change.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 19:34, Reply)

Turning Japanese.

Something about Enya.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 19:37, Reply)
Just makin some mustard mash with TWO, count them TWO types of mustard

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 19:38, Reply)
One of which should be a grain mustard for texture.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 19:39, Reply)
This is correct well done my tiny pink friend

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 19:39, Reply)
Stop talking about your penis.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 19:40, Reply)

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