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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I am extremely bored.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 17:51, 110 replies, latest was 11 years ago)
Talk to your family.
Oh no, wait.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 17:52, Reply)
NTT'ing here to ask everyone to imagine what was going through Chompy's head when he was stirring Piston_Broke's porridge,
purely to make everyone picture it.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 19:00, Reply)
Yes, yes you are
bored short
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 17:54, Reply)

ored ent.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 17:56, Reply)

tremely bored

FUCK OFF THAT'S NOT FUNNY ANYMORE
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 17:58, Reply)
Have you considered dressing up as Ram Man from He-Man?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 17:59, Reply)
This made me piss myself laughing, nothing to do with Battered dressing up just a old school memory

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 18:01, Reply)
I don't remember it.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 18:02, Reply)
One of the group I hung around with tried to get Jiggy with a girl, but forgot to take her knickers off
His nick name from that day forth was Ram-man
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 18:04, Reply)
Wheeeey! LAD BANTER!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 18:05, Reply)
OI OI SAVELOY!!!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 18:07, Reply)
Hey that name stealer is bringing your ITBH rep down

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 18:07, Reply)
It's Battered innit

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 18:10, Reply)
I secretly think it's Wilf

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 18:11, Reply)

think it's love
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 18:12, Reply)
Wilf love?
STEAMPUNKS NAKERS IN THE EAR
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 18:19, Reply)
Gonna have a gin in a bit

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 18:05, Reply)
Livin the dream.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 18:06, Reply)
Sometimes it's enough
Alright hop-a-long how are the hendersons?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 18:08, Reply)
I haz a 1.5l bottle of the London Special Dry.
I might wet the proverbial. Bed.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 18:11, Reply)
This graveyard shift malarkey is a bit gay.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 18:05, Reply)
70% Gayer since you started posting

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 18:06, Reply)
70% more FABULOUS you mean!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 18:09, Reply)
Oh you..........
Did Monce mentioned I'm planning on being in London in May?
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 18:10, Reply)
9 months warning. Much appreciated!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 18:11, Reply)
Yeah well I'm expecting you and Monce to be free on that Saturday night

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 18:14, Reply)
But no one else...well you're showing your true colours ain't ya?!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 18:15, Reply)
Battered, Swipe and Kroney would be nice

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 18:16, Reply)
I don't think I missed anyone

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 18:17, Reply)
Ohhhhh wait of course I did miss one off the list

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 18:18, Reply)
Lighty I would love to meet up with him and all

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 18:18, Reply)
You could swap noncing tactics

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 18:19, Reply)
eh?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 18:21, Reply)
I certainly didn't miss when I white washed your mums face with my spunk last night
#fuckelberry
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 18:18, Reply)
was you trying to recreate what cast of Desmonds were doing to YM...
That frightful night that scarred you forever?
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 18:21, Reply)
I don't foresee a problem with that.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 18:27, Reply)
You've got ample time to think of an excuse.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 18:29, Reply)
If he does, he won't have a leg to stand on
*pours pint*
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 18:30, Reply)
Try not to get cronic liver Failure till then ok, yeah?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 18:29, Reply)
Well, if I needed a reason I've got one now.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 18:35, Reply)
A bruiser like you can hold it together till them I'm sure
the wife and child will be at the hotel so I can Probs spare about 4 hours
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 18:39, Reply)
No worries.
I'll get some Chaz in. We can go mad.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 18:40, Reply)
I fear the temptation may be to much for me
I don't wanna end up like poor old Barry
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 18:43, Reply)
Hobson's choice, mate.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 18:45, Reply)
I'll behave then

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 19:01, Reply)
Thanks for the heads up, I'll book train tickets out of here

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 18:11, Reply)
I bet you end up in York swopping S8ter stories with PD

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 18:15, Reply)
give it two hours and it will be the bent scotch talk shift
It's even worse
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 18:10, Reply)
15 year old Laddie
5 years less noncey than Dozer \o/
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 18:11, Reply)
Have you thought about killing yourself? You'll never be bored again

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 18:06, Reply)
Buy some more trainers.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 18:07, Reply)
That's a bit personal.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 18:08, Reply)
Have you considered shoving it up your cock?

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 18:14, Reply)
That Bouncers programme is at the Newcastle gay scene tonight.
Apparently one of the bars has one of the roughest doors in the North East.

A cannit wait pet.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 18:18, Reply)
I shall be watching this.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 18:20, Reply)
Got your wanking gloves ready?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 18:20, Reply)
You may laugh but I had to get in the middle of some nasty fights round there.
Lesbians are dirty fighters.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 18:22, Reply)

ghters ngerers
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 18:25, Reply)
Are you in it Jay?
you used to work the doors didn't you?
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 18:22, Reply)
Course not!
I used to do day shifts though, so if it did kick off it was me who had to get involved.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 18:23, Reply)
Yeah, the roughest doors
Because you gaymo-types can't help but keep smashing them in.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 18:22, Reply)
with a Brown Ale bottle

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 18:25, Reply)
10/10

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 18:26, Reply)
I'm the only one around here making an effort these days.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 18:30, Reply)
folk are easily pleased if that gets a 10/10

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 18:34, Reply)
Come on. It was funny and homophobic!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 18:35, Reply)
Exactly.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 18:35, Reply)
Great work.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 18:27, Reply)
not as bored as Chompy

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 18:28, Reply)
He's watching...

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 18:30, Reply)
he's crying :'(

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 18:30, Reply)
Jimmy Nail's less.....

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 18:31, Reply)
oh jeff :(

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 18:32, Reply)
He has his home brew to keep him company.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 18:31, Reply)
it's not going to pay the other 375 quid of the rent now is it?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 18:32, Reply)
He could open a pub in his kitchen.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 18:38, Reply)
Wassap!
Bin invited to a stoodent fresher wine and cheese party nrxt week. Apparently these are legendary for drunkenness, drugs and general debauchery. Physics stoodents innit. I'm looking forward to this.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 18:33, Reply)
you disgust me

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 18:33, Reply)
A crazy lot, those physicists.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 18:34, Reply)
I find them a bit uncertain

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 18:39, Reply)
I never know what is serious and what is a pisstake on here.
Especially today.

I hope this is a pisstake.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 18:39, Reply)
Abandon hope all ye...etc, etc

(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 18:40, Reply)
..who enter her

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 18:40, Reply)
alright babe xx

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 18:41, Reply)
wuv u 2 xx

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 18:41, Reply)
im all ways hear 4 u hun xx

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 18:46, Reply)
+Via the back doors

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 18:41, Reply)
TELL IT TO YOUR EX!!!

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 18:44, Reply)
I met her today Donchaknow?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 18:44, Reply)
You dirty bastard!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 18:46, Reply)
You have the wrong end of the stick
I had a meeting at the office she works at
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 18:51, Reply)
Finger pie?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 19:01, Reply)
If i was single I deffo would, but I'm not
Temptation has been thrown, yet I'm strong in my resolve......TBH it's much more innocent than you bunch of cunts have made it out to be.
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 19:06, Reply)
Wink wink.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 19:14, Reply)
well really

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 19:16, Reply)
I read...
Well done for not wanting to bum her
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 18:49, Reply)
Not a pisstake no.
Stoodent physics soc.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 18:45, Reply)
A cheese and wine party is a rubbish idea.
Is this some sort of WAKKI upmarket uni?
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 18:54, Reply)
Post moderm irony I think.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 18:59, Reply)
Well let's hope there's some decent chemists about

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 19:03, Reply)
yeah time was when they all made LSD

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 19:09, Reply)
My old Physics teacher Dr Parsons, was renowned for making special things in the school lab

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 19:19, Reply)
Virgin boys into boys?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 19:20, Reply)
he seemed to get through a lot of perforated blotting paper

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 19:22, Reply)

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