och laddie.
Hoots mon.
Many a mickle etc

You get the idea. It's the scotchcock hour! YESSSSSS
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 19:17, 59 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Haive ye got the fucking cairds

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 19:19, Reply)

Ah dinner ken.
Not sure quite what that is but it sounds well scotch eh
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 19:21, Reply)

I hate jocks.
Worse than pikeys!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 19:22, Reply)

There's a moose loose.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 19:22, Reply)

Ye'll never tek air freeedom!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 19:22, Reply)

We already did. 350 years ago.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 19:23, Reply)

they all say that
All the time. That's what I heard.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 19:23, Reply)

Monty where's your trousers?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 19:23, Reply)

they're aboot this hoose somewhere

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 19:24, Reply)

I've made dinner... it's got fish in it... it feels wrong.
(RonSwanson, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 19:24, Reply)

ye mean ye've meed dunner laddie?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 19:25, Reply)

aye mon, a wee fish supper.
(RonSwanson, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 19:27, Reply)

de ye noah mean thart?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 19:27, Reply)

Whit’s fur ye’ll no go by ye!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 19:25, Reply)

awricht eh?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 19:26, Reply)

sorry I don't understand what this is

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 19:28, Reply)

ye ken fine well ye fucken wee hoor

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 19:29, Reply)

The Krankies are swingers
and quite fond of dogging according to the internet
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 19:26, Reply)

We’re a’ Jock Tamson’s bairns!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 19:27, Reply)

ye ken fit like eh?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 19:27, Reply)

Ah dunnae kinn whit ye ur talkin' abit.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 19:32, Reply)

dae ye nae spik the queen's fucken english ya fucken cunt?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 19:33, Reply)

I absolutely do, my dear chap.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 19:35, Reply)

wannae git fucken chibbed ye wide english cunt?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 19:36, Reply)

Och no

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 19:36, Reply)

Girders

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 19:29, Reply)

*Sprays the PC with Scotchgard*

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 19:28, Reply)

I really can't be bothered with this anymore.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 19:29, Reply)

That's the spirit!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 19:30, Reply)

aye and ye kin get tae fuck an aw ye glaikit pussed wee hoor

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 19:30, Reply)

THIS IS A SHIT THREAD I MAY STOMP

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 19:31, Reply)

ye'll fucken no

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 19:32, Reply)

WELL YOU OWN IT NOW SHITKILT

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 19:33, Reply)

Noo ye ain it jobby keks.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 19:34, Reply)

no no no dear boy
Ye fucken well own it the now, ye shitey kecked wee hoor.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 19:37, Reply)

I don't fucking know. I'm using a translator.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 19:38, Reply)

Dae whit ye loch ye cheatin' dobber.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 19:33, Reply)

did you crack one out in your exes work bogs after your "meeting"
its not cheating is it? why not eh? you still felt the shame when it was over though dintcha? glassy-eyed and slack-jawed following the slow mournful passage of your expelled white driblets in a race, no not to fertilise your good lady wifes egg as is their purpose, but to make it to the bottom of the cubicle door...just past the faded penmanship of the office racist, before bulging to a peak and plopping on the bog floor...as a tear forms in your eye and you hurriedly coral your wilting accomplice and race to the nearest BP for a bunch of posies.

Well, was it worth it?
(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 19:40, Reply)

alright alfonso bongo raymondluxuryyacht

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 19:41, Reply)

i dont know you

(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 19:43, Reply)

cunt's gettin wide eh

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 19:45, Reply)

cannae say no tae free pizza likesays!

(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 19:48, Reply)

out oot
(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 19:43, Reply)

Fuckin ell Mont.
I've seen some shit threads but not as bad as this the noo.
Crivens etc.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 12 Sep 2013, 19:36, Reply)

Honestly Edmund old bean, what was the fellow thinking?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 19:37, Reply)

Fit like eh son?

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 12 Sep 2013, 19:39, Reply)

nae bad like, chunterin' awa

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 19:40, Reply)

This got tiresome incredibly quickly.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 19:39, Reply)

Fuck off, cunt.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 19:45, Reply)

Jings!

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 12 Sep 2013, 19:46, Reply)

Crivvens!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 19:48, Reply)

Help ma Boab!

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 12 Sep 2013, 19:51, Reply)

Chase the Broons up Stoorie Hill.
Hen's a poof.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 19:54, Reply)

Yon Soapy Soutar?
He's your boyfriend, he is.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 12 Sep 2013, 19:55, Reply)

Maggie Broon was my favourite. Mind you, she'd be about 80 now.
Maggots, ya bass.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 19:58, Reply)

I saw a spoof cartoon strip years ago
in which Oor Wullie and his chums went off the fuck Daphne Broon and Boab was sick after licking out her fetid mimsy.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 12 Sep 2013, 20:00, Reply)

FUCK OFF BACK OVER THE WALL, NU FRED

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 19:55, Reply)

I say!!
Is that you, Colonel Blimp?
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 19:56, Reply)