it starts at penrith. anything below that is dangerously soft and southern

(ranker joe shabba, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 13:44, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

hang on chaps
I think this ones a jocko
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 13:48, Reply)

Another one?
Christ, they're taking over.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 13:50, Reply)

Jacobite revenge

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 13:50, Reply)

oi watch it pal, there was a bloody big wall built there for a reason. i'm cumbrian

(ranker joe shabba, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 13:51, Reply)

when you say bloody big,
it looks as if it may just about hold out Battered, but the rest of them should be over it pretty quick.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 13 Sep 2013, 13:52, Reply)

^ typical scotch lie

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 13:52, Reply)

North of Penrith is fucking Scotchland
THIS IS FACT
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 13:54, Reply)

As a Brummie who lives in Scotland I would like to know where I stand in all this...

( Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 13:58, Reply)

DYAAKY
its the only way
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 14:00, Reply)

Do yourself <something> and kill yourself?

( Slippery Mick &#8207;, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 14:06, Reply)

At the very bottom of life's pecking order.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 14:00, Reply)

Wrong, I've met someone who lives up here but used to be from Cov.

( Slippery Mick &#8207;, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 14:07, Reply)

I've got a mate who moved from Cov to Glasgow, it's not him is it?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 14:12, Reply)

You've got a mate
hahahahahahaha

Great joke... 10/10
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 14:15, Reply)

hello Mr. Ranker,
how's the wedding going?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 13 Sep 2013, 13:48, Reply)

If he hasnt already had fingers from a bridesmaid
then pretty badly I would say
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 13:50, Reply)

hello mr pig.
good so far, cos i dodged the ceremony to get some kip. wish i could just get out the reception now
(ranker joe shabba, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 13:52, Reply)

why are you there?
if you're not going to attend the bit where they actually get married?

EDIT: Important question, what sort of trousers are you wearing?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 13 Sep 2013, 13:52, Reply)

Liking the trick question, WP.
Get the scotch cunt to admit he's 'wheering the plaid'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 13:54, Reply)

i was also checking he wasn't allergic to any sort of fabrics, and that his dad was ok with his attire.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 13 Sep 2013, 13:55, Reply)

wearing a kilt.
i mean shit, no, not a kilt, soft as shite southern trousers or summit. dunno why we're going, i assume the wife cared enough to want us to turn up. or we just taking the excuse to get pissed.
(ranker joe shabba, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 13:59, Reply)

GOT YOU, I FUCKING *KNEW* IT

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 14:01, Reply)

who the hell are you??

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 13:57, Reply)

That's ranker joe

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 14:00, Reply)

rory. or reg. or al. you'll work it out, you're good at that sort of thing ain't you?

(ranker joe shabba, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 14:01, Reply)

or Frank

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 14:15, Reply)