I need something to do to kill the last hour of work
The other in the office are doing friday questions such as 'Who from your everyday life would you like to follow for the day?' and 'Which celebrity would you like to have a cup of tea with?' so they're obviously no fucking help.

I may have to take up daytime drinking. Where's the best place to hide a bottle of hooch in an office?
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 15:57, 4 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Get a pint glass
Starting bringing in various dark/cloudy "pop"

Get drunk
3. ??

Profit
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 15:58, Reply)

^ TGGI
Hows your fantasy football team doing sporters? I haven't managed to pick a decent captain once.
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 16:09, Reply)

OK at the moment
Just changed a few around for this weekend. Fucking Mata is too expensive and not playing (so he will most likely score a hat-trick now)
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 16:14, Reply)

I had Mata as captain the first week as Chelsea had two games to play
he played about 20 minutes in the second match to leave me with 2 points. Any other player in my team would have been a better captain.
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 16:18, Reply)

this^
*sad Mata high-fives*
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 16:18, Reply)

Bog cistern.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 15:58, Reply)

The problem here is..
..our work toilet is notoriously crap, the water pressure being so low that it attempts to gently caress a log around the u-bend, resulting in a number of courtesy multi-flushes. The second problem is the cistern refills slower than chompy making a grab for the food bill, so to quicken things up there is a jug on hand for manual refills.
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 16:04, Reply)

The stomach, usually.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 15:59, Reply)

you may have a slack enough anus to eject a 5 litre toby jug but the rest of us just go to a bottle bank

(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 16:12, Reply)

so to escape cunts you come online to chat to cunts

(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 16:11, Reply)

yeah, cuntception innit

( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 16:18, Reply)