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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Greetings Accord driving shutins
What news from the inside world?
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 15:11, 167 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
Alright Wormulus
Fuck all news here. Talk has properly died on its arse and Chompy is dead. That's about it.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 15:13, Reply)
In other news
The Baroness is now a free agent
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 15:14, Reply)
The Baroness, which one is that?

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 15:14, Reply)
The ex Mrs Chompy, RIP

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 15:15, Reply)
The stripper.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 15:26, Reply)
Her papering was high quality too

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 15:39, Reply)
Is she attractive then?
Seems a bit unlikely for b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 15:45, Reply)
Chompy can't be dead. He posted something about computer games on my facebook the other day.

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 15:14, Reply)
He only died yesterday afternoon.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 15:14, Reply)
How did he die?

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 15:15, Reply)
Voucher overdose

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 15:16, Reply)
Was there a flounce?
Where is the evidence?
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 15:16, Reply)
He hasn't really flounced although he wasn't very keen on this satirical take on his newfound bachelorhood:
b3ta.com/questions/breakingup/post2084938
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 15:21, Reply)
Oh Christ
That's a bit off really. Poor Chompy.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 15:43, Reply)
By his own hand.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 15:16, Reply)
Such was the way with him
in all things.
I'm talking about loveplay.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 15:17, Reply)
Should Chompy return, I think you all need to pay attention to this advice.
themetapicture.com/media/funny-introvert-respect-care.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 15:33, Reply)
Fuck
No posts in hours. Ignore2.0 must be working still
(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 15:30, Reply)
Word up, 'lus
I am drunk
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 15:13, Reply)
Its a Friday. Treat yourself.
but be responsible. I wouldn't forgive myself if you did something reckless whilst drunk.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 15:15, Reply)
I ALMOST did some work

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 15:16, Reply)
I heard Cho-cho is so upset that he's literally cried his eyes out and bled to death.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 13 Sep 2013, 15:16, Reply)
He cried so much he dried out completely and turned to dust, which then blew away.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 15:17, Reply)
The only blowing he was going to get for a long time anyway

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 15:20, Reply)
Damn those rib bones

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 15:22, Reply)
he cried so much that he flooded his 3rd floor 1 bedroom new build flat with great views of the local rec

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 13 Sep 2013, 15:24, Reply)
I'm totes going to have a coffee.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 15:21, Reply)
I may have one too

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 15:22, Reply)
I'm gonna have a peroni

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 15:22, Reply)
Awesome.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 15:30, Reply)
Get a Tunnocks Teacake to go with it.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 15:23, Reply)
What an excellent idea
I currently have Vimto sweeties
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 15:23, Reply)
Nonce nuggets ^

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 15:23, Reply)
Thank you so much for sharing. You're a real brick.
STRIKETHROUGH P, YOU KNOW,'PRICK'!!
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 15:22, Reply)
I met him once

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 15:23, Reply)
Oho!
Monty you are a one!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 15:30, Reply)
36 minutes until Beer time.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 15:24, Reply)
I have one right now
Hth xxx
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 15:26, Reply)
27 now.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 15:33, Reply)
what sort of prick says things like "oldy Worldy" and "woodeny"

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 13 Sep 2013, 15:25, Reply)
OLD PRICKS
Thats who
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 15:25, Reply)
Who the fuck has said Woodeny

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 15:27, Reply)
People surprised because they thought he would?

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 15:34, Reply)
My Granddad used to say
"Put wood in'toil"

I believe that means SHUT THE FUCKING DOOR
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 15:37, Reply)
^traditolional paki sayjng^

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 15:38, Reply)
sayjing isnt even in my top ten made up curries

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 15:44, Reply)
I think you will find
It means he was off to fuck your granny
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 15:40, Reply)
He can get in the queue like the rest of us then

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 15:43, Reply)
The sort of people who have 'rustic' kitchens.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 15:26, Reply)
your mum has a 'rustic kitchen' and no mistake!
Wait, no, sorry, I think I did that wrong.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 15:30, Reply)
I would put it on par with your usual hilarious interjections.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 15:33, Reply)
thanks Localboy!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 15:34, Reply)
I don't get it, but if I did I would be seriously promoting this for 'popular' page status.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 15:35, Reply)
I'm calling you a boring and humourless prick.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 15:39, Reply)
I'm not gonna argue about that one.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 15:40, Reply)
this is an excellent zing

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 15:36, Reply)
Alright swipe, how's you balance today?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 15:38, Reply)
bank? shocking. fucking council tax fiasco. still going out tonight, though.
physical? first day back in heels, baby. the knees were ok until i smashed them into the door of the taxi this morning, like a proper spastic.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 15:41, Reply)
derp.
What nonsense is the council up to?
(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 15:43, Reply)
kind of my fault, by which i mean totally my fault
forgot to pay it. had the whole year's £2.5k taken out of one month's salary. am skint until next week. urgh!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 15:50, Reply)
fucksocks
I'm just glad to be living in a band A
(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 15:52, Reply)
+er tower burger
(fat joke)
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 15:38, Reply)
FAT IS A VERY SERIOUS ISSUE

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 15:41, Reply)
you fat mess

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 15:40, Reply)
I prefer an Eton mess if I'm honest

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 15:40, Reply)
*soggy biscuit joke*

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 15:41, Reply)
i like meringue but cream and fruit can go fuck itself

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 15:41, Reply)
Fruit is notorious unlikeable

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 15:42, Reply)
poor geordiejay

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 15:42, Reply)
Well he is northern, poverty comes with the territory

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 15:44, Reply)
Stupid nursery times
I was gonna see if Jay fancied a pint on Monday but I have to get the sprog
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 15:47, Reply)
well EXCUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSE me

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 15:49, Reply)
wild and keeerazy guy ^

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 15:57, Reply)
I do like egg whites and sugar cooked slowly in the oven
or a meringue?

/Northern joke
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 15:45, Reply)
This is further over my head than a table top over battereds

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 15:47, Reply)
I thought it might be

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 15:48, Reply)
try saying meringue in a northern accent

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 15:49, Reply)
He'd still not get it
I shall explain

Wrong is pronounced rang in Sunderland/Newcastle
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 15:50, Reply)
I'm gonna be honest I don't get it

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 15:52, Reply)
That is due to your Ben Fogle, popped collar, red trouser cuntiness

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 15:54, Reply)
If you smarten yourself up a bit
and maybe have a quick wash then you would stand a better chance
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 15:56, Reply)
Nah', I didn't hear the door bell.
(Meringue, my rang)
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 16:16, Reply)
I believe our semi literate
Northern compatriot is suggesting that the word meringue, when said with an uncouth northern twang could sound like "am I wrong"

It doesn't of course but remember these chaps can turn violent at the drop of a hat so its best to humour them
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 15:50, Reply)
*shanks*

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 15:51, Reply)
*for s'he memorish*

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 15:54, Reply)
*bums*

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 15:54, Reply)
Alright Wormulus.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 15:27, Reply)
For a long time I thought you were the same person

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 15:28, Reply)
My winky is bigger than his.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 15:29, Reply)
Does it wear a scarf indoors?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 15:31, Reply)
I can assure you that we are different people.

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 15:46, Reply)
Well I've never seen you in a room at the same time

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 15:49, Reply)
I'm leaving to go to the pub

(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 15:31, Reply)
Its my birthday on Sunday
and I believe the law of the UK states quite clearly that birthdays that fall on a Sunday start at end of work on Friday. So i'm off to get pissed in a few minutes.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 15:39, Reply)
Damn straight they do

(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 15:41, Reply)
Do you reckon your mrs will get you a book?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 15:41, Reply)
nothing she hasn't read to him twice already

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 15:42, Reply)
By read to you mean thrown at, yes?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 15:45, Reply)
it was my take on the 2 black eyes joke

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 15:48, Reply)
fuck off you fat psycho cunt.

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 15:49, Reply)
actually thats harsh even when mocking chompy
sorry
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 15:49, Reply)
yeah, you grovel, bitch!

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 15:50, Reply)
fuck off you fat psycho cunt.

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 15:51, Reply)
lol

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 15:51, Reply)
they are the words of someone who was taking the internet a bit seriously, i fear

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 15:57, Reply)
INTERNET IS SRS BZNS

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 15:58, Reply)
SRS BSNS!

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 15:58, Reply)
SRS MARR!

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 15:59, Reply)
Yeah well he's dead now, he's lost his girlfriend, friends, job soon enough and flat
And now even the Internet has deserted him :(
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 15:51, Reply)
What about his homebrew?
He's reading all this I'm sure
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 15:52, Reply)
My Missus has already bought me tickets to a show at the 100 Club
as well as accompanying train tickets. No hotel though, I have to stay at Monty's mind you, I saw the estate agents portfolio of his flat, it fucking massive

massive stretched.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 15:45, Reply)
Just like your tea towel holder come 5am Barrycouchrape o'clock

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 15:46, Reply)
What are you going to see?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 15:47, Reply)
Spacehog
Don't mock me, at least it not U2/greenday/muse
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 15:48, Reply)
Never 'ears of them
Heavily influenced by Bowie apparently...
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 15:50, Reply)
Thats always written about them but its bollocks
More Marc Bolan than anything
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 15:50, Reply)
The Fogues

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 15:48, Reply)
Ben Fogles 5

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 15:49, Reply)
JETHRO TULL

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 15:49, Reply)

TULL
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 15:50, Reply)
TTJ

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 15:52, Reply)
I know!
But you can actually go and see Jethro as well so there
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 15:53, Reply)
Or "Dad" as you like to call him

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 15:53, Reply)
Jethro hung himself?

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 15:54, Reply)
"What happened was..."

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 15:55, Reply)
"..he ate a sphinx, or something.."

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 15:57, Reply)
boglol

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 15:57, Reply)
This is a true fact.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 15:42, Reply)
Mine's on Monday.
I'll probably start 'celebrating' on Friday.
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 15:46, Reply)
Mine's in December
I'm starting now
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 15:46, Reply)
It's for the best; it'll be all Christmas this and New Year that in December.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 15:50, Reply)
this^

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 15:52, Reply)
October for me
I am a new years shag baby
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 15:52, Reply)
*books in diary*

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 15:53, Reply)
BEER

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 15:52, Reply)
\o/

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 15:52, Reply)
POTD

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 15:54, Reply)
Everything of the day!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 15:55, Reply)
I need something to do to kill the last hour of work
The other in the office are doing friday questions such as 'Who from your everyday life would you like to follow for the day?' and 'Which celebrity would you like to have a cup of tea with?' so they're obviously no fucking help.

I may have to take up daytime drinking. Where's the best place to hide a bottle of hooch in an office?
(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 15:57, Reply)
Get a pint glass
Starting bringing in various dark/cloudy "pop"

Get drunk
3. ??

Profit
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 15:58, Reply)
^ TGGI
Hows your fantasy football team doing sporters? I haven't managed to pick a decent captain once.
(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 16:09, Reply)
OK at the moment
Just changed a few around for this weekend. Fucking Mata is too expensive and not playing (so he will most likely score a hat-trick now)
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 16:14, Reply)
I had Mata as captain the first week as Chelsea had two games to play
he played about 20 minutes in the second match to leave me with 2 points. Any other player in my team would have been a better captain.
(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 16:18, Reply)
this^
*sad Mata high-fives*
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 16:18, Reply)
Bog cistern.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 15:58, Reply)
The problem here is..
..our work toilet is notoriously crap, the water pressure being so low that it attempts to gently caress a log around the u-bend, resulting in a number of courtesy multi-flushes. The second problem is the cistern refills slower than chompy making a grab for the food bill, so to quicken things up there is a jug on hand for manual refills.
(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 16:04, Reply)
The stomach, usually.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 15:59, Reply)
you may have a slack enough anus to eject a 5 litre toby jug but the rest of us just go to a bottle bank

(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 16:12, Reply)
so to escape cunts you come online to chat to cunts

(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 16:11, Reply)
yeah, cuntception innit

(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 16:18, Reply)
One hour of work based hell before a nice long weekend.
Just had a lovely pint sized can of energy drink which will no doubt fuck my concentration.

Cooking a Jambalaya tonight and having a couple bottles of fizz with a few joints. Nice.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 15:58, Reply)
Jambalaya is nice
*makes notes*
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 15:59, Reply)
Chicken, prawn and chorizo
Going to make it a bit Cajun too.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 16:06, Reply)
Nice
I'm doing risotto with chicken, chorizo and courgette tomorrow
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 16:12, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2087499
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 16:15, Reply)
I've seen worse.
There's a pashmina mentioned below.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 16:19, Reply)
DOH!

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 16:19, Reply)
ha

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 16:19, Reply)
Home time!
See you next week Internet Cunts!
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 16:00, Reply)
Have a good birthday

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 16:01, Reply)
Just ironing a pashmina now

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 16:10, Reply)
This is possibly the most middle class post ever on b3ta

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 16:13, Reply)
Shit just got real

(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 16:10, Reply)
Fu!
Hows life in the tarmac bznz?
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 16:15, Reply)
That's not Rory

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 16:17, Reply)
ffs
Why do people keep doing this? It isnt funny
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 16:18, Reply)
i think it's the same person
and no, it isn't
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 16:22, Reply)

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