My head hurts :(

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 7:04, 89 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

and rightly so
Keep on drinking. Its the only solution
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 7:05, Reply)

Get running

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 7:06, Reply)

running fucked
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 7:07, Reply)

10:40 start
Coffee and porridge now
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 7:54, Reply)

fucking pissing down too

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 7:54, Reply)

Rain is good when running

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 8:22, Reply)

Good luck Sporty!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 9:05, Reply)

^ grooming^

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 9:28, Reply)

Best of luck
Don't forget to wave like a loon at every TV camera you see
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 9:19, Reply)

I hope it's a brain tumour.
Micro woke me up at 5.20 this morning. This is not good.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 7:50, Reply)

well really
Morning short arse, whats the day got in store for you?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 8:29, Reply)

Blllleeeeeuuuuyrrgrgh nuuuurrrghhh

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 8:27, Reply)

*glares*

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 8:31, Reply)

Know what I mean?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 8:33, Reply)

no, no not really

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 8:43, Reply)

No, neither do I.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 8:44, Reply)

I like candy dadadadadada

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 8:58, Reply)

My head does not hurt......
...despite the bottle of shiraz I drank last night - not even a dry mouth this morning. Unfortunately, the chinese meal I ate is causing weapons-grade flatulence.
More news as it happens.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 8:28, Reply)

go fuck a horse

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 8:32, Reply)

That was the plan!
Right after breakfast
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 8:44, Reply)

ohhhh you

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 8:58, Reply)

Well, breakfast's done - left over chicken curry and spare ribs
This may not be the best of plans, I fear it will only add to the zyklon B-like guffs that my anus is currently producing.
Pray for me.

*curls up in corner whimpering*
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 9:19, Reply)

I've done a full english for the wife

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 9:23, Reply)

and cereal for the ex.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 9:37, Reply)

Fish supper, surely?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 13:07, Reply)

Todays earworm is a good one
www.youtube.com/watch?v=uUQEmXcu6q8&list=RD02ca-d8ufmBVM
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 9:00, Reply)

Good morning!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 9:05, Reply)

you can piss off and all

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 9:15, Reply)

Now now.
You are in danger of turning in to Dozer.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 9:36, Reply)

I remember when Hartley was nice.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 9:39, Reply)

Now he's getting his dick sucked off two birds he's feeling like god himself

( Theoban What of it, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 9:40, Reply)

He's changed man, he's changed.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 9:44, Reply)

>:(

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 12:24, Reply)

He'd have never told me to 'fuck off' not so long ago.
All changed now, thinks he's a big man, unfortunately, he's turned into Battered instead.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 12:44, Reply)

Battered that's a bit harsh :(

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 12:49, Reply)

You have my utmost sympathy.
No, really. This is my sympathetic face. It just looks like my couldn't give a fuck face.

If you don't feel better in an hour, start drinking again.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 15 Sep 2013, 9:34, Reply)

I'm back at work and I'm bloody knackered
:(
( Theoban What of it, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 9:37, Reply)

i'm just finishing work and am also knackered

(ranker joe shabba, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 9:45, Reply)

People work.....at night?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 9:46, Reply)

Careful froggles it could be a foreigner
You might catch something
( Theoban What of it, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 9:47, Reply)

I didn't even consider that!
Thanks for looking out for me.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 9:50, Reply)

watch out doc, its a classic double bluff, isn't theoban that well known irish groomer?

(ranker joe shabba, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 9:52, Reply)

I've never touched a dog how dare you

( Theoban What of it, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 10:02, Reply)

not even a lovely glossy irish setter?
does anyone know if dog fuckers have preferences for different breeds? maybe great danes if they've got a nice king size bed or if they're out and about just a Chihuahua in an inside jacket pocket like a little furry fleshlight?
(ranker joe shabba, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 10:06, Reply)

Where's Jeff when you need him.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 10:07, Reply)

*waves*

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 10:13, Reply)

\o/

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 10:14, Reply)

I'm the #1 reason why pug's eyes bulge..... I'll leave it to you imagination why.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 11:06, Reply)

i transport cattle...or taxi driving as its also called.
some lovely sights to be seen from chav central on a saturday night
(ranker joe shabba, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 9:48, Reply)

Great, opinionated racists are most welcome.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 9:51, Reply)

on this board? too right, i've been on a waiting list to get in here

(ranker joe shabba, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 9:52, Reply)

I used to be a Telephonest at a cab office, and do bits'n'bobs of controlling.
I do hope you've got a good bit of curuption or you'll be getting buckets.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 11:08, Reply)

My head feels like it's been
Gang raped.

I shall never again drink copious amounts of vodka.
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 9:57, Reply)

what were you mixing it with? cos if its rohypnol i may have a theory that works

(ranker joe shabba, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 10:02, Reply)

A theory you say new person....
Please elaborate.
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 10:05, Reply)

I dunno whether to get out of bed because I'm starving, or stay in my pit because I feel ill and tired.
Decisions decisions.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 10:05, Reply)

Is there no one that can bring food
to your bed? This would obviously be the ideal solution
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 10:06, Reply)

It would be ideal, but sadly not an option.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 10:08, Reply)

Want me to come over?

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 10:10, Reply)

How kind, but no.
I don't associate with gang rape victims, they're very needy and overly emotional.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 10:12, Reply)

I'm unimpressed at the weather
My feet are actually COLD! I may have to wear some socks - this is unacceptable.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 10:23, Reply)

I'm taking my broken knees to the gym and then squash
Watch this space...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 10:37, Reply)

I'm watching, what happens

( Theoban What of it, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 10:39, Reply)

i think she wants you to watch the space between her knees. maybe ping pong balls fly out?

(ranker joe shabba, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 10:41, Reply)

Aw cool, been needing some new ping pong balls
She's such a giver
( Theoban What of it, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 10:41, Reply)

Hoorah
After a week of being called a knock-kneed cunt on here, this is a big improvement
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 10:47, Reply)

so fanny like a cannon tops knock knees, gotcha.

(ranker joe shabba, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 10:51, Reply)

Sounds legit

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 10:55, Reply)

Here's a recreation of the fateful incident.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 12:28, Reply)

So it's back to 'over privileged ginger chunko' this week?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 12:20, Reply)

I'm about to settle in for a day of watching motor sport.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 10:48, Reply)

Is this how you're trying to get out of having sex with your wife now?
You SICKEN me.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 11:49, Reply)

You can fuck off and all

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 12:11, Reply)