I got back from holiday to find over 300 emails in my inbox.
I am now down to 1. I deleted the others. I feel both happy and liberated.
( Kroney, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 9:45, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

at work?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 9:46, Reply)

Yep

( Kroney, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 9:53, Reply)

and happy?
Wow
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 9:58, Reply)

Leave him be sporters
he is quite clearly mentally deficient,
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 10:08, Reply)

Give me an hour and I'll be back to hating everyone and everything.

( Kroney, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 10:11, Reply)

Thats more like it

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 10:16, Reply)

I read somewhere recently that the current trend in out of office replies is to have some message stating that not only are you away and unable to respond
but also that the email will be deleted and it's up to the sender to send it again when you've returned.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 9:47, Reply)

I don't bother with that.
I tell them where to go for help in my absence. It's up to them whether they do it or not, I'm not their Dad.
( Kroney, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 9:53, Reply)

I always wanted to do that
I think it would be carnage though
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 9:53, Reply)

mine always says
"i will be picking up emails during my absence, and will revert to you as soon as possible, but if your query is urgent, blah blah"

on the basis that i sunbathe with my blackberry in my hand, and it was the first thing i asked for after coming round when i knocked myself out last week... stupid work, but i'd always rather know what was going on than have a dark surprise on my return.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 9:57, Reply)

+to bed

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 9:58, Reply)

I always think 'revert to' is incorrect.
Am I wrong?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 10:01, Reply)