Bad taste
When we were in Germany earlier this year I made Lusty take a picture of me with a lighter setting fire to the Reichstag. What is the most insensitive lol you have achieved?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 19:57, 116 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Comments on yahoo chat rooms, the night of 911.
Aeroplane jokes etc. Stuff about Christian, Juden, Mussie etc religions. Fuck I post here, what do you expect? House prices are going up, thankfully.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 20:02, Reply)

jawohl

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 20:03, Reply)

Ich bin ein Berliner.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 20:04, Reply)

nom

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 20:16, Reply)

I am so unpleasant so much of the time I have no idea.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 20:08, Reply)

The Doris has just come back from China.
At my insistence, she got someone to take a photo of her lying down in tiananmen square, purely so I can photoshop a tank on to it.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 20:09, Reply)

She was lucky not to get arrested.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 20:09, Reply)

I also got her to take a photo of 'space' from the Great Wall.
Just to see if the reverse was true.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 20:11, Reply)

Oh you cunt. Do you EVER stop?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 20:11, Reply)

It's true.
I asked her to do it before she went.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 20:27, Reply)

lol

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 20:13, Reply)

Did she make slitty eyes, and dance around in a n amusing way?

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 20:18, Reply)

excellent!

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 20:15, Reply)

Haha

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 20:19, Reply)

Mont.
I once went on a comedy website and laughed at someone who didn't understand what it was all about.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 16 Sep 2013, 20:17, Reply)

when in Rohm

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 20:26, Reply)

Describing The Big Bang Theory as 'having about as many laughs as chemotherapy' on facecock and having a few people 'defriend' me as a result.
I have no idea whether they have lost loved ones to cancer, as far as I'm concerned it was a factual statement.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 20:20, Reply)

I'd have defriended you, then added you again purely to defriend you a second time
for implying that TBBT has even that many laughs.
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 20:27, Reply)

Hey alfonsobongo
Loving your work bbz xx
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 20:29, Reply)

XD Thanks
Lost another 'friend' yesterday for this:

Bit worried by all the testicular cancer and drink driving banner ads that keep coming up, think facebook is trying to tell me something.

These are two separate things by the way, they're not combined into one huge 'DON'T DRINK DRIVE IF YOUR BALLS ARE UNUSUALLY HEAVY' campaign

Not entirely sure how this is offensive, but each to their own. If you had to give a reason for unfriending it would improve things no end, eg "unfriended due to constant dull neediness".
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 20:34, Reply)

I'd unfriend you because of your perpetual identity crises.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 20:37, Reply)

It's not easy, running three socks plus a manga noncing account on top of my regular login.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 20:42, Reply)

I've been defriended on FB twice, one family member, one fro m here.
Can't say I cried.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 20:41, Reply)

You need to sort your priorities bruv, this is more real than real life

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 20:44, Reply)

Oh, and you hear about assaults and murder done by idiots that take it all too seriously

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 20:45, Reply)

No reason given, fuck it.
Although I can guess with the family one.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 20:46, Reply)

I was quite pleased with this:

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 20:47, Reply)

me too brah

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 20:52, Reply)

My new desktop :)

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 20:53, Reply)

If you could get a Jim'll Fix It! badge in there as well you'd probably be in the Tate Modern.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 21:03, Reply)

There is less going on here this evening than something comparable that's really shit & slow that I can't think of.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 21:08, Reply)

Nakers brain?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 21:09, Reply)

WINDY PIG IN THE HOUSE!
youtu.be/N_sniIPJO8g

I made some quite inappropriate comments at my own mothers funeral as I wasn't dealing with it well and defaulted to dick head teenager mode.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 16 Sep 2013, 21:23, Reply)

Right, well, I'll go.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 16 Sep 2013, 21:30, Reply)

Oi oi WP.
All good?

All teenagers are dickheads at the best of times.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 21:31, Reply)

I am all good.
Having a chilled evening.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 16 Sep 2013, 21:32, Reply)

I'm having a chili evening. Curry & in particular reminding myself how much I love scotch bonnets.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 21:41, Reply)

nae scotch chat, ken?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 21:42, Reply)

I don't get enough spicy food at home, lady pig is a fucking wuss

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 16 Sep 2013, 21:43, Reply)

Time for you to do the cooking eh? You can always separate the final dish in half before adding additional spice and or heat to your taste.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 22:02, Reply)

I ought to, but I'm way too lazy.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 16 Sep 2013, 22:05, Reply)

Alright Windy Pig
I sampled Jurrasic 5 'Jayou' on a drum and bass track I had pressed onto 'dub plates' in about 1998. It was played on Radio 1. It was the beginning of the big time.
Now I sell heating parts.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 21:35, Reply)

I really really like J5
Which heating parts do you sell?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 16 Sep 2013, 21:37, Reply)

Boiler spares, bit of everything, but I'm setting up the commercial side at the moment.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 21:40, Reply)

Sounds alright.
Did you DJ a lot back in the day? Any good stories?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 16 Sep 2013, 21:42, Reply)

A fair bit when I was 17-18.
Don't remember much of it due to various substances, the nights all blur into one. It was a decadent time on the old 'skirt chasing' front though.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 21:45, Reply)

Sounds good,
I'm a little younger than you, cut my teeth on the psytrance scene, never did get to DJ anywhere cool, but god the drugs were good.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 16 Sep 2013, 21:50, Reply)

I sort of grew out of it.
I did music technology at college, did a bit of studio recording type stuff then had to get a real job, and have been buying, selling and specifying plumbing and heating stuff ever since.
There you go, my career in a nutshell.
Obviously I also did the candy floss stall too.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 21:53, Reply)

Almost all of my friends have done some sort of music stuff,
Only 1 got to do anything cool. He's a sound engineer at ronnie Scott's. I get the feeling that most of us get the memories but not the glory.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 16 Sep 2013, 22:03, Reply)

I think the memories are good enough.
To make a career out of anything like that, especially djing, runs the risk of ending up being a bit too old to be 'cool' and looking like a knob trying to be 'young and hip' and becoming a bit of a joke. See tim Westwood.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 22:06, Reply)

David rodigan?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 16 Sep 2013, 22:07, Reply)

Which DJs did you get played by?
DnB back then was a notoriously hard scene to get into.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 21:39, Reply)

Oh, so you reply to your DJ mate, but not even a hello to your old mate WP.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 16 Sep 2013, 21:41, Reply)

v doon there ken v

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 21:42, Reply)

Who's this Ken you're always banging on about?
Is he related to al and Wilf and Rory and quentin and frank?
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 21:50, Reply)

Radio personality Ken Bruce.
He posts on here as a satirical 'comedy' account, playing the role of a bitter and failure-wracked autist from Milton Keynes.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 21:51, Reply)

Clickin dis
For the use of the word 'autist'
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 21:53, Reply)

If you look at the Guardian jobs section you'll see a charity is recruiting for an 'Autism Director'.
Imagine the detailed selection criteria for that role...
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 22:04, Reply)

'Own bag of old newspapers preferred but we can provide'

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 22:09, Reply)

Fabio and grooverider played it on the radio.
I gave a copy to Zinc and Roni Size. Don't think they played it out anywhere though. Also Simon 'bassline' smith played at at something in Hastings I was at. I worked in a record shop in my teens, and they ran a couple of drum and bass nights at local clubs, but got some big names down so it was easy to meet people. I used to do the warm up set sometimes.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 21:43, Reply)

F&G playing it is a big deal.
Fairly different style to Zinc & Roni Size though.

Mad props for mixing DnB though, I can never get my head around the breaks.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 21:46, Reply)

Yeah, they had a section on their show where they'd play unheard of stuff.
I was made up. Got it on cassette somewhere.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 21:48, Reply)

One of my mates makes techno & acid.
He went to see Dave Clark in Leeds a while back and Dave Clark played one of his tracks.

That was 'quite a good feeling'.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 21:50, Reply)

It's like being famous for a few minutes.
Then receiving no recognition or money. Ever.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 21:55, Reply)

hey WP I love what you've done with your hair.
*PANDERS*
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 21:41, Reply)

How are you Doz?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 16 Sep 2013, 21:42, Reply)

Alright.
Think I might be coming down with a cold though.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 21:42, Reply)

Good.
I hope it's plague
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 16 Sep 2013, 21:44, Reply)

Yeah?
Well I hope your stupid ginger hair falls out.

YEAH!
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 21:44, Reply)

Love you

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 16 Sep 2013, 21:52, Reply)

I know xx

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 21:52, Reply)

I did that DJ set for the rock night.
Never again.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 16 Sep 2013, 22:04, Reply)

Ha ha!
Why not?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 22:25, Reply)

NO DJ CHAT.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 22:03, Reply)

Ha. Old and boring.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 16 Sep 2013, 22:04, Reply)

* 40 and loving it *

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 22:08, Reply)

Ponce

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 16 Sep 2013, 22:10, Reply)

Oh yes.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 22:15, Reply)

Sorry Grandad. X

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 22:07, Reply)

Fuck you old man.
You don't make the rules around here.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 22:25, Reply)