\o/ IT ANECDOTES ARE MY FAVOURITE TYPE OF ANECDOTE AFTER AA ANECDOTES

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 14:28, 3 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANECDOTES

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 14:29, Reply)

when Cyril made a wish
he ended up stuck on top of a church
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 14:32, Reply)

we're the only ones who don't work in IT, i think

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 15:02, Reply)

The only person in my company more useless then Nakers
is a Welsh woman twice his age that genuinely didn't realise that the monitor and desktop box had separate power buttons.
( Kroney, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 15:04, Reply)

be fair, they don't have computers in wales
how's your knowledge of oxen?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 15:05, Reply)

:o
Now steady on
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 15:07, Reply)

We have a few of those
plus ones who turn it off using the button every night instead of shutting down properly, then moan when it fucks up on a regular basis.
If they used, say, chainsaws as part of their job they'd all be missing limbs or dead by now.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 15:07, Reply)

Now you own IT

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 15:05, Reply)

i most certainly do not
i hate computers. they don't make sense.

every fucking morning, my email system asks me to confirm my credentials. and i do. and i tick the box that says "remember me".

and every fucking morning, it forgets me. HOW?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 15:06, Reply)

probably got an Alzheimers virus

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 15:07, Reply)

Which one are you again?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 15:08, Reply)

Probably something to do with electric.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 15:09, Reply)